Thread: Funny quotes from ingame! Share!

  1. #281
    Quote Originally Posted by Berrenta
    At hecks:

    [Team] RamdomDocInTeam: <posts his Phase Blade> x2
    [Team] RamdomDocInTeam: <posts random ql 50 imp> full set
    Personally, I think this is a warning sign O.o going to elysium hecklers with only ql50 set?
    [[ RYUAHN | 220/21 Opifex Trader
    == Proud Member of Core ==
    [[ ALASTROPHE | 220/15 Solitus Martial-Artist

    Quote Originally Posted by Raggy View Post
    There is literally nothing wrong with {Shutdown Skills} in it's current incarnation. What should be being looked at is the reason why it's needed so much. E.g, the incredible amount of Alpha being thrown around and the fickleness of Evade profs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cratertina View Post
    I walk in to BS... could not perk people... with 3704 AR and 300 AAD drain... NT facerolled me, shade instagibbed me, after a few minutes I just decided not gonna bother.

  2. #282
    [Random158MA]: RRFE please
    *Executing Program Superior First Aid, Nano program executed successfully*
    [Random158MA]: No dood RRFE
    *Executing Program Complete Healing, Nano program executed successfully*
    [Random158MA]: R you a n00b or just def?

    It will live with me until the day I pass into the digitalised graveyard.
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    Grumpy "Siorai" Oldgit - 220.25 Clan Atrox Doctor - Screenshot - Equip (old)

    First trox doc on RK1 using Blades of Boltar.

    My Spirit Shroud Hell - Over 1400 kills with no drop.
    ------------------------------------------------------------

  3. #283
    rofl thats a good one Si DOH
    Quote Originally Posted by Venachar View Post
    Yes. I'm a total idiot. Please don't quote that last sentence out of context
    Well Duh lol.

    I have chronic dyslexia of the keyboard..

    Zen.

  4. #284
    Quote Originally Posted by Siorai
    [Random158MA]: RRFE please
    *Executing Program Superior First Aid, Nano program executed successfully*
    [Random158MA]: No dood RRFE
    *Executing Program Complete Healing, Nano program executed successfully*
    [Random158MA]: R you a n00b or just def?

    It will live with me until the day I pass into the digitalised graveyard.
    says your a trox in your sig... most likely saw you with kyr pistols and thought you were a soldier -.- but he's pretty stupid if after you cast sfa he still thinks your a soldier
    [Neu. Newbie OOC] Mish: and its a balanced game - any choice sucks only differently
    Quote Originally Posted by Vordai
    When you're surfing, or downloading large amounts of porn, latency matter less and bandwidth matters more.
    Jcorion: Y'know, it's kind of hard to be con****uous when you're an oversized kitty.

  5. #285
    Hahaha!
    [Vicinity] Hilfy: Expecting?
    [Vicinity] Redtricks: Pregnant? No.

  6. #286
    A while back...

    [Him]: Can I get CI
    *executing CI: Error, target must be lvl 90
    (at this point I notice hes lvl 60ish) *executing CM: CM executed sucessfully
    [Him]: WTF? I asked for CI
    [Me]: You need to be lvl 90 for CI
    [Him]: But your lvl 120
    [Me]: I can cast it on myself since im 120, yeah
    [Him]: Then gimmie CI if you can cast it
    [Me]: I cant cast it on you, you need to be at least lvl 90
    [Him]: stop lying, I had it casted on me a buch of times before
    [Me]: dude, listen, i cannot cast CI on you
    [Him]: If you are too gimp to cast CI you could of just told me from the very begining insted of wasting my time

    o.O

  7. #287
    Oh my.

    I really should had started thread "The most pathetic quotes" thread too.
    "Many philosophical problems are caused by such things as the simple inability to shut up."
    I am Luciesa - Octowuss - Ssupotco

    still addicted since 2001-07-03 11:55:38

  8. #288
    [Team]Teammate1: Anderral You tank
    [Team]Anderral: pardon me, im a mp, and you are the enforcer
    [Team]Teammate1: you got the demon Anderral
    [Team]Anderral: yeah for the next 10 minuts...And then i need a wrangle and mochams again
    [Team]Teammate1: Gimp, i can trow the best mp pets on my mp
    [Team]Anderral: What lvl is your mp and those pets
    [Team]Teammate1: my mp is lvl 130 and got that green thing
    [Team]Anderral: Rihwen?
    [Team]Teammate1:Yeah that one
    [Team]Anderral: dude? its lvl locked on lvl 220
    [Team]Teammate1: oh...F**k you, you think you know all of the game dont you..I know its level locked but i still have it

    You got kicked out of the team
    ...Not really anything here

  9. #289
    Quote Originally Posted by Anderral
    [Team]Teammate1: Anderral You tank
    [Team]Anderral: pardon me, im a mp, and you are the enforcer
    [Team]Teammate1: you got the demon Anderral
    [Team]Anderral: yeah for the next 10 minuts...And then i need a wrangle and mochams again
    [Team]Teammate1: Gimp, i can trow the best mp pets on my mp
    [Team]Anderral: What lvl is your mp and those pets
    [Team]Teammate1: my mp is lvl 130 and got that green thing
    [Team]Anderral: Rihwen?
    [Team]Teammate1:Yeah that one
    [Team]Anderral: dude? its lvl locked on lvl 220
    [Team]Teammate1: oh...F**k you, you think you know all of the game dont you..I know its level locked but i still have it

    You got kicked out of the team

    O.O wow!
    just.....wow

    if you are on RK2 please send me a tell in game with the Enfo's name....
    I wanna make sure I avoid him at all costs ( I occasionally help out lowbie folks in Ado )
    After ToTW
    A Guide To ToTW

    There is a lot of grey beween usefull and useless.
    Mortiigs of SL UNITE! We WILL fling poo at you!

  10. #290
    HAHA gotta <3 heckn00bies.

  11. #291
    i dunno i got only stuff ive said, my ego must be huge!




    me: a little make up and a wig and lotv would be a hottie

    [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: ismyhorsehotornot.com [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: mt! [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: i gave that stallion Denver Hijack a 9.4 !
    [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: mt!

    [Clan OOC] Rubydin: how can i get rookie dog tags without getting whomped on? [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: level [Clan OOC] Rubydin: in the subway? [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: in perpetual wastelands [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: what lvl are you? [Clan OOC] Rubydin: im lvl 35 [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: yah perpetual wastelands

    [Clan OOC] Samalander: you can pay for more then one month at a time, but you pay it all upfront [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: so if they gonna shut down game (like they are next week) you are out 3 months or 9 months or whatever... [Clan OOC] Binashe: why are they shutting the game down/for how long? [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: forever [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: bankruptcy [Clan OOC] Binashe: . . . they're ending anarchy online? [Clan OOC] Zenne: they are?? [Clan OOC] Binashe: i thought they were coming out with another expansion [Clan OOC] Nebuer: Are you serious?!
    220/AI30
    AO Consortium updated 2.16.09
    [Shadows of Sanity] Besaidbuster: a good 150 enof could tnak all fo them
    [Shadows of Sanity] Omnomnomnom: can i tank all of them?
    [Shadows of Sanity] Besaidbuster: are you enfo ?
    [Shadows of Sanity] Besaidbuster: are 150
    [Shadows of Sanity] Omnomnomnom: no 41 doc
    [Shadows of Sanity] Besaidbuster: tehn noo
    [Shadows of Sanity] Omnomnomnom: =(

  12. #292
    Quote Originally Posted by Atlasdreamer
    O.O wow!
    just.....wow

    if you are on RK2 please send me a tell in game with the Enfo's name....
    I wanna make sure I avoid him at all costs ( I occasionally help out lowbie folks in Ado )
    lol yeah im on RK2..
    ...Not really anything here

  13. #293
    lmao @ And thats funneh

    And ari. Thats not funny. Thats friggin mean. And people wonder why theres so many *******s in the game now...maybe cause of the higher level players being malicious as hell to lowbies?
    Quote Originally Posted by Venachar View Post
    Yes. I'm a total idiot. Please don't quote that last sentence out of context
    Well Duh lol.

    I have chronic dyslexia of the keyboard..

    Zen.

  14. #294
    Quote Originally Posted by Ariiadne
    [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: ismyhorsehotornot.com [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: mt! [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: i gave that stallion Denver Hijack a 9.4 !
    [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: mt!
    That domain seems to have expired, got a fresh link?
    Moonleg, 220 Adventurer and never levelling again!
    Fixored, 167 gridrunner
    Lunarblade, 94 honorable keeper.
    Lavan, 115 pretty-boy doctor that needs more levels.
    Moonatic, 117 tinkerer of gizmos.
    Fortehwin, 211 shadow-creeper. With glowsticks.
    Ammoonium, 108 NT gimpz0r.
    Dingbot, 100 XP-stick.
    Runalot,169 freexer.
    Horsehumper, 36 hor ... I mean, fist-fighter.
    Debuff, 46 wrangle-giver.

  15. #295
    Quote Originally Posted by Ariiadne
    [Clan OOC] Samalander: you can pay for more then one month at a time, but you pay it all upfront [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: so if they gonna shut down game (like they are next week) you are out 3 months or 9 months or whatever... [Clan OOC] Binashe: why are they shutting the game down/for how long? [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: forever [Clan OOC] Ariiadne: bankruptcy [Clan OOC] Binashe: . . . they're ending anarchy online? [Clan OOC] Zenne: they are?? [Clan OOC] Binashe: i thought they were coming out with another expansion [Clan OOC] Nebuer: Are you serious?!
    Does this remind anyone of all those "OMG, We're getting a new graphics engine in the next patch/expansion" posts over the last 2 years?

  16. #296
    I spent a few weeks camping for a GTA on my ToTW twink. In the process, this clan MP comes in multiple times, and KS's GoT 5+ times. This was quite frustrating, but there's really nothing I can do about it. So I finally finish my twink, and head back out there to camp another GTA for another alt. Well, guess who's there camping. Yup, its that MP. After a few minutes GoT pops, and I OD.

    [MP]: you a f***** loser
    [MP]: hope you burn in hell
    To [MP]: you have Ksed me a few times here......now its your turn
    [MP]: i camped this..... only got.. never ksed you at anything
    [MP]: omni just dont have respect
    [MP]: f*** you
    To [MP]: LOL

    It sure feels good to turn the tables, and see a guy lose his cool. Paybacks are hell eh?
    Morphinee - 220 SOL Gear - Pic
    Injecter - 215 DOC Gear - Pic
    Evilpoon - 154 CRAT PvP Gear - Pic
    Dymwyt - 110 FIX Gear - Pic
    and numerous gimpy alts......

  17. #297
    On my doc in Old Athen I get a tell from SomeKeeper I can't see anywhere, so I check my status and see I'm not /anon:


    [SomeKeeper]: hey , could you maybey cast the 40+ stam buff on me??
    To [SomeKeeper]: ?
    [SomeKeeper]: buff -----> 40++ stam/ strhg
    [SomeKeeper]: stregh
    To [SomeKeeper]: I have no way of doing that
    [SomeKeeper]: why?
    To [SomeKeeper]: well I guess if you can find me that nano - I could

    .... no reply
    ´
    Mantrin /\ Amno /\ Groess /\Egeria /\ Fisler /\ Iyix /\Ilijana /\

    Krugerrand /\Omninecrosis /\ Masif /\ Indrik /\

  18. #298
    [Gimp#4345]: flag up gimp
    To [Gimp#4345]: done
    Attacked by Gimp#4345!
    To [Gimp#4345]: feel my sausage
    You hit Gimp#4345 for 3000 points of Sneak Attack Damage.
    You hit Gimp#4345 for 3000 points of Aimed Shot Damage.
    You hit Gimp#4345 for 3000 points of fire damage! Critical Hit!
    Oddwuaya: Reroll
    To [Gimp#4345]: reroll
    Your target didnt lose enough to grant a reward.
    [Gimp#4345]: **** you
    [Gimp#4345]: you suck
    [Gimp#4345]: my dad owns you
    [Gimp#4345]: liek reroll yourself
    To [Gimp#4345]: Remains of Gimp#4345
    [Gimp#4345]: @#$%^&* ( think of every possible insult)
    [Gimp#4345]: i h8 you , ignored
    To [Gimp#4345]: :* i owned you
    [Gimp#4345]: #$%^&*%
    To [Gimp#4345]: Am I ignored yet ^^
    [Gimp#4345]: You cant kill **** alone
    To [Gimp#4345]: All i see is your remains
    [Gimp#4345]: ignored you #$%^&*

    Multiply this scenario by about 10 every day and you get a PooNaGe!
    for all you haters, reroll
    PvP > PvM or RP btw

  19. #299
    faking logs to be funny when you're trying to show people you have skill (rather lack thereof) doesn't work odd.
    ¤ League of Legends - 68WM1 ¤

    My PvP policy: If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em!

  20. #300
    Quote Originally Posted by PooNaGe
    Snip
    What should I do to be uber like you?
    I may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind.

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