Funny quotes from ingame! Share!

**TheWalrus** · Mar 5th, 2007, 19:28:30

I'd like to see 14 toons from 2 accounts logged in simultaneously. And the PC too

**Docnamdkeeper** · Mar 6th, 2007, 02:45:52

Originally Posted by Keldros

Not all, you might want to review what zomg is saying.

ack fixed!

**Shadevar** · Mar 10th, 2007, 01:06:24

Me too, would be much easier to transfer directly between toons instead of through char on second account...
Would be able to get an MP on same account then too so it has researches and perks too.

oh well, too bad its not going to happen

**Mmba** · Mar 10th, 2007, 16:08:48

after given UBT duty in a HC Pande raid:

[Hellcom] Doc210ish: your only making me ubt cause you caught me humping ya sister.

**xTwotwentyx** · Mar 10th, 2007, 18:01:09

Originally Posted by TheWalrus

I'd like to see 14 toons from 2 accounts logged in simultaneously. And the PC too

triple logged is bad enough

**Sekretarica** · Mar 21st, 2007, 14:35:37

Maby it's not the funniest quote, but i sure had alot of fun with this situation.

Setting:
Sitting on kite hill (hidden in a bush) logged in on my NT and chatting with friends for about half an hour (with no intention to kite whatsoever), an agent comes and starts circing around me for a while and finaly goes:

[x]: team?
To [x]: No, I'm not in a team ATM.
[x]: can i tsem with you?
[x]: *team
To [x]: Sure, I don't mind.

(Guy invites me and I accept. After about 5 minutes of him circling around me, jumping around and over me, etc. and I'm still sitting and chatting with friends ...)

[Team] x: kite?
[Team] Me: Sure, I won't mind.

(another few minutes pass and guy goes again..)

[Team] x: kite?
[Team] Me: I already said OK. Go ahead, I won't be bored. I'm chatting with friends.
[Team] x: no. you kite.
[Team] Me: Me? Why???
[Team] x: you be NT.
[Team] Me: Yeah, last time I checked I was a NT. Is that a problem for you?
[Team] x: you kite hecks?
[Team] Me: Yes I do. Very successfuly if I might add. Too bad you haven't seen me kite both sides of this hill half an hour ago... It was a kite festival!
[Team] x: kite now?
[Team] Me: No thanks. Maby in the morning when sun rises. There simply isn't enough wind at this time of day for a nice kite session.

[Team] x: i pay you for kite, plx !M/level
[Team] x: 1M
[Team] Me: You are aware of the LE research slider? If I decide to kite for anyone I most certainly won't charge per level. And regardles, discussion about payment is realy not necesary. I'm chatting with my friends now and no ammount of credits will change that.
[Team] x: plx, kite. i pay more! 2M
[Team] Me: It's not a matter of credits. As I pointed out before, I'm chatting with my friends at the moment. I can't chat and kite at the same time. What made you think I was going to kite in the first place?
[Team] x: you are NT! go kite!!! i pay - you kite.
[Team] Me: Sir, I am at the moment othervise engaged. Parhaps I will kite at a later time, but as I already pointed out I'm bussy (discussing serious matter in org). I have no intention/time to be kiting at the moment. What made you think I was going to kite in the first place?
[Team] x: f**k you as**ole. go chat with you gay org freinds somewhere else!!! this is kite sopt!
[Team] x: n00b

(guy leaves team and starts circling/jumping/getting attention around a team near by. I was a bit upset by his words and decided to send him this...)

To [x]: That kind of language was uncalled for sir. Let me repeat my question: What made you think I was going to kite in the first place? And some more: Did I advertise on LFT? Did I have a sign over my head saying "Kiter available for hire!"? Did I shout in vicinity? Scroll a bit up on our conversation and check it out... It was not me that initiated this conversation/team. You aproached ME and ASSUMED what I was doing here. Your mistake...
To [x]: Oh, and just few things more: 1) you may call me gay if you chose so, but for a homophobe you sure picked the wrong profession. 2) Guys from my org are saying: you, as an agent, just became prime KOS target for this NT's gay friends since by default, you as an agent, are an AS-shole. 3) If I wonted to I could have easily /petition you on the account of your vocabulaty, but out of the kindness of my heart I won't. 4) Next time you attempt to communicate with someone it would be best if you started to use more than 1-2 words as a sentence. Your best chance of expanding your vocabulary would be Websters dictionary. 5) everyone is entitled to one mistake. 6) To avoid you making another mistake with me, forcing me to reconsider no.3 on my list, I'm preemptively putting you on /ignore. 7) Have a nice day!

**Damon7** · Mar 21st, 2007, 15:56:19

agent noob...

but then again, i enjoy taking telephone solicitations that offer to "lower my mortgage payment".

**petwash** · Mar 23rd, 2007, 16:35:51

[New World Order] org mate 1: i love you guys in a physical way!
[New World Order] Maorbura(me): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh
[New World Order] org mate 2: didnt need to hear that

[New World Order] org mate 1*: i love this i have my OWN news section daily!
[New World Order] org mate 2*: lol...
[New World Order] org mate 1*: i dooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

(talking about bot)

lol and i love the siggie

if you say 'plz' because its shorter than 'please' than ill say 'no' because its shorter than 'yes'.

*same org mates

**Daylanee** · Mar 23rd, 2007, 22:50:05

Originally Posted by fritzi

....
lol and i love the siggie

if you say 'plz' because its shorter than 'please' than ill say 'no' because its shorter than 'yes'.

*same org mates

Haha, awesome

**Tarabyte** · Mar 24th, 2007, 07:47:53

Originally Posted by fritzi

lol and i love the siggie

if you say 'plz' because its shorter than 'please' than ill say 'no' because its shorter than 'yes'.

I need to make that into a macro.

**Gavyyn** · Mar 24th, 2007, 20:44:15

[OT shopping 1-50] *****crat: Plz, help borat equip sniper rifle to crush potassium farmer rebellion for glory of omni-tek/kazakhstan!

**Tarabyte** · Mar 27th, 2007, 07:24:21

[Team](Someengi): it takes so long to get this bot up :/
[Team] Krazyglue: try viagra....

**Gavyyn** · Mar 28th, 2007, 13:20:51

[All Towers] Leetzilla just attacked the clan organization Storm's tower in Eastern Fouls Plain at location (1919, 3233).

l33tZ1LL@!!!

**Berrenta** · Mar 29th, 2007, 03:48:37

[Core] OrgMate1: i can detonate it if you want

[Core] OrgMate2: lol no
[Core] OrgMate3: do it! do it while he's checking!
[Core] OrgMate4: look out OrgMate2, he's sneaky

**Sekretarica** · Apr 2nd, 2007, 19:40:03

[OT OOC] xxxxx: ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS OPEN A TRADE AND PUT 5MIL IN AND PRESS ACCEPT AND I GET A COOL PRIZE

**TheWalrus** · Apr 2nd, 2007, 19:49:56

[Uprising] Thewalruss: LETS RAWL PLAY
[Uprising] Itsukia: i use my +2 magic staff to make u cum 7 times

**Reziukas** · Apr 2nd, 2007, 21:01:22

Originally Posted by TheWalrus

[Uprising] Thewalruss: LETS RAWL PLAY
[Uprising] Itsukia: i use my +2 magic staff to make u cum 7 times

That's such a rip off from family guy

**TheWalrus** · Apr 2nd, 2007, 21:22:41

say what?

**Tarabyte** · Apr 4th, 2007, 07:54:26

When in the Newcomers Alliance org channel, I overheard this one.

A**********r: If I had a 1M creds for every time I had to p*ss tonight we would have a city by now.

**tygeress** · Apr 4th, 2007, 10:01:54

Can't remeber how exactly this went but it was on a guildy's login

XXX 5mil
To XXXX I can buy them for 100k from the gms
XXX GAME MASTER
XXX YUR A GAME MASTER!

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yup

This was way too much time devloted to the

rofl this just cracks me up evrytime i read it...

taken from sum other tread ;p

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