Funny quotes from ingame! Share!

**deniska** · May 18th, 2006, 14:11:57

Can't remember who was that ...

[someone] Hey Den RRFE pls
[Deniska(MA)] o.O Can't
[someone] Why? NR perked ?

There's no limits to people imagination

**sauran** · May 18th, 2006, 14:47:55

"[ARK ****]: What QL is the hhab, do you happen to know?"

yes...its true. and kinda funny ;P

**Silverado-** · May 18th, 2006, 15:18:14

Originally Posted by porcia

!!!

This was so far the single funniest post in this thread

LADIES NIGHT!!!

**Zartuim** · May 18th, 2006, 18:54:22

[XXX] If I was as good looking as you, my hand wouldn't be so lonely!

*note* I was in the process of looking for items on the GMS when the above was said. Apparently, as usual, Darcosmo was "talking" in ot ooc again and this was a response to something he said.

(most sane people him him on ignore)

**TheWalrus** · May 18th, 2006, 20:19:33

Something very funny and on the other hand very pathetic happened to me just now.
I currently play 178 soldier, full set of Predators, Kaehler sleeves... I don't think Predators is newb armor, it doesn't have any uber ac, but does have good mods, hp, evades, etc... Well I got invited in Pen team and:

[Team] xxx: sec 0 ai lvls?
[Team] Thewalruss: yes. and?
[Team] xxx: still in pred?
[Team] Thewalruss: whats the problem?
[Team] xxx: i want dd
[Team] Thewalruss: well?
[Team] Thewalruss: why do you think i am not?
[Team] xxx: u sure dont look like one in that
[Team] Thewalruss: oh. how does a dd look like then? enlighten me
[Team] xxx: is that SPB atleast? :P
[Team] Thewalruss: no, walking stick i stole from your grandma
(was starting to get annoyed at this point)
You were kicked from the team.

To [xxx]: whats your problem man?
[xxx]: my problem is heck noobs in this game, sry mate get new gear
[xxx]: u have armor from lvl 50
To [xxx]: so you think i am heck noob?
[xxx]: bye
To [xxx]: how about this? Clan Merits - Double Sun
To [xxx]: Kaehler Uniform Sleeves sure looks like newbs equip too
[xxx]: predator armor.....
To [xxx]: whats wrong about it? should i wear crappy tier1 thats totally useless to me?

**Tussa** · May 18th, 2006, 20:49:24

Amagad...too many to put in one post! From our clan's quote collection:

[Assembly] Ridgerunner: Hello again Jen
[Assembly] Hyperfists: YOu know if she was an engineer
[Assembly] Hyperfists: She could have been an Enjen

[Team] Ragunn: Attack at will?
[Team] Tussa: Yes
[Team] Tommyball: Poor Will

[Assembly] Sembly: Cookie for you Ragunn »» Lonely is a man without love.
[Assembly] Ragunn: *snort*
[Assembly] Ragunn: What about the women without love? They aren't lonely, then?
[Assembly] Absyn: No, they buy vibrators.

[Assembly] Xeenah: Yup, some name their guns.
[Assembly] Xeenah: Just hope there's no name on the bullets *winks*
[Assembly] Ridgerunner: Never was worried about a bullet with my name on it as much as I am afraid of the one floating around with "To whom it may concern" on it.

[Assembly] Ithm: look out eremites, retard incoming!

[Team] Visceru: Right... ready, Malusz?
[Team] Malusz: Uh uh not really
[Team] Visceru: Good. Spawning.
[Team] Malusz: Er...

[Assembly] Kyriakos: Cant wait to have you in my team so we can calm the whole Rubi-Ka *smiles*
[Assembly] Tussa: What will your warcry be? "Calm down" ?
[Assembly] Ragunn: "Cease and desist!"
[Assembly] Stonyman: "For Tea and Biscuits!"
[Assembly] Kyriakos: "Not me, her!"

*Ragunn Puppy's Kotts*
Kotts: woof
Kotts paws Ragunn
Ragunn: What?
Ragunn: No gooshyfood.
Kotts headbutts him playfully
Ragunn: No gooshyfood!
Kotts: woof damnit
Ragunn: No gooshyfood, damnit!

[Assembly] Imazorra: its so nice to be one big retarded family ahh
[Assembly] Imazorra: i must have taken the wrong medicin this morning
[Assembly] Imazorra: and then all that beer...

[Assembly] Absyn: What did the bird say to his sad friend?
[Assembly] Ithm: I dunno
[Assembly] Absyn: You should just Chirop!

**Excalipoor** · May 18th, 2006, 21:46:55

Lordi isn't really from Finland, they're from WoW.

**Sefus88** · May 18th, 2006, 21:48:17

I just love it when people say "Holy Carp!" instead of "Holy Crap!"

hehe holy carp...yum?

**Berrenta** · May 18th, 2006, 22:29:47

The following is my fixer's org logon message:

[Core] OrgMate1: You hit Spinetooth Hatchling for 3722 points of Full Auto damage.
[Core] OrgMate2: did you kill him?
[Core] OrgMate1: the spinetooth?
[Core] OrgMate2: heya
[Core] OrgMate2: yea*
[Core] OrgMate1: yeah insta kill
[Core] OrgMate2: so that mean you killd him?
[Core] OrgMate1: yes
[Core] OrgMate2: how did you kill him?

**Fatcrusher** · May 18th, 2006, 22:40:17

[Mrfunny]: lol

This one had me in tears

**ArroneX** · May 18th, 2006, 22:56:10

[Team] *person i was helping his way around ado*: if i jump in the water, will i float to the bottom?

**Enforcon** · May 18th, 2006, 23:12:49

Originally Posted by Tussa

[Assembly] Xeenah: Yup, some name their guns.
[Assembly] Xeenah: Just hope there's no name on the bullets *winks*
[Assembly] Ridgerunner: Never was worried about a bullet with my name on it as much as I am afraid of the one floating around with "To whom it may concern" on it.

OMG!
Hahahahahahahah!

**Ceciliadoc** · May 19th, 2006, 08:21:28

More pls

**mjuler** · May 19th, 2006, 08:39:09

this is a older log about some guys in my tteam i decided to help get to adonis..
the following is about a certain Queenangel not knowing how to use that scuba suit and loosing the portal ring.. i found it hilarious at the moment.

[Team] Queenangel: Ok, I went through the divide.. now what
[Team] Slapzor: wait there
[Team] Queenangel: Err, I dont know anything..LOL
[Team] Slapzor: you know queen
[Team] Queenangel: whats that?
[Team] Slapzor: your high enough lvl to get accsess to penumbra:P
[Team] Queenangel: It gives you a ring..right?
[Team] Queenangel: What is the name of it?
[Team] Slapzor: name?
[Team] Queenangel: of the ring
[Team] Slapzor: umm
[Team] Slapzor: forgot name, should be something along the lines of artillery, infantry etc
[Team] Queenangel: Enel Gil's Earring of Attention
[Team] Roznek: o_O
[Team] Queenangel: Is that it/
[Team] Roznek: lol no
[Team] Silanna: nope
[Team] Slapzor: no
[Team] Silanna: are you at ely?
[Team] Queenangel: is there a bank around here?
[Team] Queenangel: Well, I cant find it.. you all can go without me.. Im waisting your time..
[Team] Queenangel: But thats ok, you all been very nice
[Team] Queenangel: can you tell me what the name of the ring is?
[Team] Roznek: which one?
[Team] Roznek: to get to scheol?
[Team] Queenangel: the one to get to where we all need to go
[Team] Queenangel: yes, scheol
[Team] Roznek: Caliginous Ring for the Support Unit
[Team] Queenangel: Err.. should I get the garden key?
[Team] Queenangel: Ok, got both of them : )
[Team] Slapzor: now equipp them both
[Team] Roznek: wow really
[Team] Slapzor: lol
[Team] Queenangel: how do I equip them?
To [Roznek]: LOOOOL
[Roznek]: ROFL
[Team] Roznek: omg
[Team] Queenangel: LOL
[Team] Queenangel: I have to go.. Emergancy
[Team] Slapzor: aww
[Team] Slapzor: whats up?
Team member Queenangel went link dead.
Queenangel left your team.

**edis** · May 19th, 2006, 08:46:07

Originally Posted by Arrone

[Team] *person i was helping his way around ado*: if i jump in the water, will i float to the bottom?

hahahah

**Karmina** · May 19th, 2006, 09:16:05

player1 shouts: No loitering in grid! Move on!
player2 shouts: Who are you? Grid police?
player3 shouts: But I live here

**Zay----something** · May 20th, 2006, 01:24:38

On lft for AI-Raids earlier today, and got a tell:

[someguy]: can you group at totw?
To [someguy]: Just came back to OA from totw, but I guess I can run back again

[someguy]: ok
(I was invited to the team. "someguy" was the only one there)
To [someguy]: What are the city coords?
[someguy]: do not know
(Getting a bit su****ious)
To [someguy]: K. Any others joining the raid then?
[someguy]: not yet
To [someguy]: Just to be certain: This IS an AI-raid, right? :P
[someguy]: no why and how can I make it in a raid?
To [someguy]: Ah.. Ok.
To [someguy]: It's just that I quite clearly wrote "AI-raids only" as lft message :/
[someguy]: how can I make it to a raid?
To [someguy]: ...
(Left team)

**ArroneX** · May 20th, 2006, 03:40:47

ok..here's one that happened a long time ago in guild chat with me and a friend, we were talking about camping a spot and we made a joke about what we should bring..bonfire kit, sleeping bags and etc, anyway:
me: oh yea! bring the marshmellows along with you!
raimy: u like marshmellows?
me: ye, they taste better than eating wood :P
raimy: ah..i guess u like having white sticky stuff in your mouth then
me: ...

haha..i culdn't think of a more burnt time

**Berrenta** · May 20th, 2006, 04:15:14

Originally Posted by Tussa

[Team] Ragunn: Attack at will?
[Team] Tussa: Yes
[Team] Tommyball: Poor Will
----<snip>----
[Assembly] Ithm: look out eremites, retard incoming!
----<snip>----
[Team] Visceru: Right... ready, Malusz?
[Team] Malusz: Uh uh not really
[Team] Visceru: Good. Spawning.
[Team] Malusz: Er...

[Assembly] Kyriakos: Cant wait to have you in my team so we can calm the whole Rubi-Ka *smiles*
[Assembly] Tussa: What will your warcry be? "Calm down" ?
[Assembly] Ragunn: "Cease and desist!"
[Assembly] Stonyman: "For Tea and Biscuits!"
[Assembly] Kyriakos: "Not me, her!"

The above were so funny!

*waits for more*

**Iriche** · May 20th, 2006, 17:43:24

Originally Posted by Mastablasta

[xxxxx]: dont play innocent with the wolf

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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