After perfecting the art of public speaking, I've decided to share my knowledge with others who are also passionate about this art form.
Here are the speeches and what they do:
Demotivational Speeches:
Dead Man Walking ____ NanoResist -410, CriticalIncrease -19, CurrentNano -998
Retreat to Glory ______ CurrentNano -336
Swapdisk Mayhem ____ CurrentNano -288
Surge in the System ___ CurrentNano -222
Administrative Error ___ CurrentNano -154
Factory Recall ________ CurrentNano -66
Mourner's March __________ NanoResist -98
Who Writes the Minutes? ___ NanoResist -68
That is not on the Agenda __ NanoResist -40
Let's Make a Committee ____ NanoResist -24
Certainty of Defeat ____ CriticalIncrease -11%
10 Thumbs __________ CriticalIncrease -6%
Fumble Fingers _______ CriticalIncrease -2%
Motivational Speeches:
Improved Heroic Measures __ AddAllOff 133 AddAllDef 410
Heroic Measures __________ AddAllOff 100 AddAllDef 310
Glorious Leader ___________ AddAllOff 65 AddAllDef 210
Triumphant Pose __________ AddAllOff 40 AddAllDef 120
Bravery Overcomes ________ AddAllOff 15 AddAllDef 60
Lead From The Front _______AddAllOff 5 AddAllDef 35
Improvise and Adapt __________ NanoResist 170
Implement Through Iteration ___ NanoResist 120
Organizational Opportunities ___ NanoResist 70
Only the Paranoid Will Survive! __ NanoResist 35
Assassin's Focus _____ CriticalIncrease 7%
Opportunity Knocks ___ CriticalIncrease 3%