Bogosorter and The Shover in...
Bogosorter's Lucky Day
by Elisa "Autumnleaves" Fadri
Part Zero: OOC
Oh, the irony.
Bogosorter is a loser. Literally. He loses alot. Competitions... Tools... Jobs... Matching socks... Women... It's one of the core concepts of the character. The other core concept is a variety of comical drug habits, but it all fits: winners don't do drugs and attract mode never lies.**
I named him Bogosorter for a reason.
Ted Sturgeon said it well with a 2D characterization in To Marry Medusa, "It would have been success of a sort, and it was too late in life for Gurlick, unassisted, to start anything as new and different as success."
But then things got wierd... the rules changed...
This story isn't that funny because the events really happened. More or less. But they happened a few months ago, and my memories aren't what they used to be.
I would like to dedicate this story to:
Dabblez for running one of the few good orgs,
Gridbot for being so reasonable, and
Ziana for such a cool tour.
**If you get both jokes, lick your monitor here: _____
You may be one of the lucky five!