[melodramatic phrase] [AO reference] Means Riply Now!

[Sethic]

[Makes several comparisons between previous posters and passed or present regimes and/or dictators]

[Vhax]

[Something about raid bots completely unrelated to this topic]

[Full break down of all technical words previously used in this thread in the wrong context]

[mikael665]

[Posts something ambiguous and completely irrelevant, just to increase his post count, and be the first troll that reaches 20.001 posts]

[Means]

[Wall of text about some obscure detail including six typos, no context, illogical flow.]

So Means, tell me when you will fix this!

[Twelve or more obscure quotes, tests, or extracts from a chat session... more typos. Random punctuation.]

[Closing plea, threat, insult, more weenteenie melodrama. An exclamation mark or two. Perhaps a question mark.]

[Assures general population that he understands the issue and that it won't be ignored.]

[Makes general pithy remark about the genetic value of the OP...then deletes it before posting.]

[Asks rest of the design team, code team about the problem and gets laughed at for not being familiar with this particular and situational profession specific detail.]

[Forgets what he was doing on his way back to his desk. Asks design team again. more laughing.]

[Decides that any issue that annoys/irritates/enrages the population, regardless of how insane/retarded/unbalanced the OP may be, is worth the effort to remove.]

[Determines if he can fix it himself or assigns it to someone more detail oriented who doesn't speak about himself in the third-person.]

[Makes general commitment to it getting fixed "Soon(tm)" to the general forum population.]

[Sweats profusely as we try to handle more issues than humanly possible.]

[Assures self and rest of team the effort it worth it. Ignores practical element of trying to fix everything and tries anyways.]

I expect you to hold us accountable if this significant issue is not addressed in the next update. Thank you for bringing this issue to our attention in this epic thread.

[Ayria]

[Makes some troll remark with semantic references and a snide tone as to why it took Means so long to respond]

[Edits to add afterthought joy about the soon to be fixed issue so as not to be thought of as only a troll]

[Ferlorn]

[Posts in thread because Means posted in it, generally a repetition of OP]

[Azza]

[Makes comments questioning the manhood of previous posters]

[Obviously compensates for his own questionable manhood]

[Accidentally a whole AMS]

[XenonDe]

[obligatory Means rocks and kicked OPs butt post]

[fanboyism]

keep up the good work!

[Anarrina]

[travels through, cleans out a page and a half of flames, infracts one user, reminds everyone to play nice]

[makes a mental note to come back to the thread because it will probably require locking within three days.]

[schloops]

[Quotes someone 3 pages before and starts arguying why nt's need that spell while knowing perfectly well the poster forgot about it]

[Asks rktim what he means by "invertibly"]

[Manages to link the topic to a server merge by using a highly dubious paradigmatic and incrememental reverse abstraction (while having problems differenciating his rhand from the... err other one)]

[Brags]

[Brags some more]

[Gets mocked by his cyberdeck]

[Is still bragging when the thread gets closed]

[Esproc]

[responds to his compulsion to make a post declaring that after the procedure of making love at a women it is highly discouraged to shout "IBTK", especially when the response will be "No"]

[the post was doubled but instead of deleting or editing the secondary post he makes a new post to apologize for the double post which of course also double posts]

[goes back and deletes 3 posts after copious amounts of a flammable beverage]

[obligatory IBTL comment]

[Kintaii]

[smartass comment about Means]
[smartass comment about Macrosun]
[something about cooking]
[a complete non sequitur]
[hits submit while completely ignoring all relevant content in the thread]

[Esproc]

[agrees with comment about cooking]
[completely failed to understand the rest of the post and goes into 'smile and nod' mode reflexively]

[throws a donut at Shonta]

[Demoder]

[Quotes some posts that isn't in agreement with OP]
[Spends two paragraphs explaining why the quoted posts are wrong]

[Writes a novel about how some mechanic or technical thing really works, while it is actually mostly unrelated to the thread at hand]
[edits the post three times to fix flaws with the above technical description, pretending there were no errors]
[edits the post some more, blaming typos and/or being tired]

[edits it one more time to actually fix typos]

[Notcrattey]

[rootprocs]

///

[Chrys]

[Completely off-topic, irrelevant question to Means since he has now posted in the thread and therefore will certainly be obliged to respond]

[Polite wording with negative insinuations about Means' ancestors if he fails to respond]

[Dopecat]

[dreams of bewbies and nibbling earlobes]

[/wakes up from daydream and decides its time for either some yerba mate and/or cold dark beer]

[notices the thread and posts these observations here]

[looks at thread topic and wonders if Means is the Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr. Ripley]

[Ninj00]

I think this has gone on long enough

C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER

[Ekarona]

I think this has gone on long enough

C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER

[Flames previours poster]


[Babbles something, with unfollowable logic]

[Namidae]

[ignores previous posters and blames Demoder for writing too long posts]

[asks a stupid question about what the OP meant with his post]

[agrees with Masta using phrases everyone knows from their grandparents about the good old days and the lazy youth nowadays]