Everytime I sit down to write on the forums *ow* my dam GF won't *OUCH* quit slapping me! *DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF* any help guys? *OUCHIES!*
Everytime I sit down to write on the forums *ow* my dam GF won't *OUCH* quit slapping me! *DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF* any help guys? *OUCHIES!*
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"Even if your minds confused,
then this is what you need to do,
you need to get that mixed up feeling upside in from out of you" -Mr. Bones
Don't post on the forums. While she is there atlest. It is probably best if you don't at all. This is a black hole. Run Run while you still can ;P
Fausto Biggfoo Clyburn
Are you some kind of robot? And if so what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for Good? or for Awesome?
awwwwwww
make a trader alt and powerlevel until you can calm her!
[chauvinism]Root her in the kitchen, where she belong.[/chauvinism]
/G13
pirates. with lasers.
Are you having an argument on the internet, again?
Gene13 - on a space odyssey since 2001
XXX - N
Some day your ship will come in, but you will be at the airport.
That, and a Smurf won't have a GF anymore.Originally posted by Mbutu
Get Grid Armor, with her attack rating I doubt her hitting you at all then.
"Donner à des millions une connaissance de l'anglais, c'est les rendre esclaves". (Hind Swarâj, ch. 18)
Try buying her a box of chocolates, She will probably let you type in peace thenOriginally posted by Cyronic
Everytime I sit down to write on the forums *ow* my dam GF won't *OUCH* quit slapping me! *DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF* any help guys? *OUCHIES!*
oh, and one other piece of advice, when she asks if a dress makes her look fat, the correct answer is "no, nothing could make you look fat" with NO pause or thought time before you say it (a pause is any silence of greater than about half a second.) Just about ANY other response will land you in the dog house hehe
hugs
lilnymph
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
Do you really have to type the "ouch", or could you just say it?
Cyrus "d'Artagnan" Bacarella
Solitus Fixer for the Omni-Tek Corporation
President of Draco Legionis
Draco is Family, Legions Unite!
"The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming...
Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming...
Into my life."
Bed her down or give her some shopping money.
VdpMeat ex-MA Engie
Yeah, the shopping thing works if you have money for it. Other than that, see if you can find something that she really enjoys and mention that she should go do that. For example...
My wife does scrapbooking/photo album stuff. This Saturday I convinced her to go to a Scrapbook seminar from 8am-5pm. And it only cost me 20 bucks!! 8 sweet hours of playtime. Oh yeah, baby!
Lestrac
I can help you with that buddy...
*gets on a plane...flies over. Uses breaking and entering to break into the dude's home. use concealement to sneak by him as he's sitting on the computer. Gets to the kitchen...see's girlfriend. Whips out Div 9 out of thin air. Reveals self and yells*
"ALPHA STRIKE!!!!"
lol wtf this get beacon warped
Yagyu Keyboard
Shiftyr
Keep your friends close...and your enemies rooted.
Yes, I have GA4. No, I do not use it.
kthxdie
Hmm.. I'm not a guy, but my suggestion is:
Hit her back.
--K
I felt I really had to say it, because I wanted you guys to get the full effect of what was happening.Originally posted by Cyrus "Dartagnan" Bacarella
Do you really have to type the "ouch", or could you just say it?
BTW, I threw a muffin into a locked box in the other room, that should give me about 1/2 hour of forum time :P
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"Even if your minds confused,
then this is what you need to do,
you need to get that mixed up feeling upside in from out of you" -Mr. Bones
Dude, half the people that prob play AO cant even hope to get a girl friend. So take advantage of that, shower her with gifts, chat, make hot monkey love, cuddle! But dont post on the forums!
Boltgrinder 200 (No Longer Rising!) enforcer. General of Mercenaries of Kai. Dream Setup Current Setup
CamelLights 62 Nano Technician, To much MC for my own good.
Razi Quote until i change it!
Razi-Away: If you have a doctrine of loving cuddly bears, it means you will go out and love cuddly bears. If you have a philosophy of loving cuddly bears, it means you just love them. It works the same, only replacing "love" with "hate", "cuddly" with a cuss word, and "bears" with a minority of your choice.
hmm... I'm pretty sure I can make hot monkey love AND post at the same time... that could be the reason she's slapping me :POriginally posted by BoltGrinder
make hot monkey love, cuddle! But dont post on the forums!
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"Even if your minds confused,
then this is what you need to do,
you need to get that mixed up feeling upside in from out of you" -Mr. Bones