Oh boy... arrived to work, bored to my bones and I saw this thread... maaan! Had hundreds of those... "plzzzzzzzzzzz gimme gimme gimme <insert numbers>k cash, I need <insert random item name>."
What else, well been mistaken as Trader from time to time but that's not been much of a deal... well once when I teamed and we've been running a mission for an hour or 2. Givin' NCUs and all the usual stuffs you give. Suddenly a member asks how much I'm able to wrangle him (everyone can lose connection with his/her brain from time to time ). But nothing as hillarious as the posts I've read here above...