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nice one, Kasimir...
oops. did I just bump this?
Rogoff AKA Mr. Brumble - 59 Omni Bureaucrat (RK2)
Goodz 55 Fixer, (RK2)
Goodzz 25 MP - Afrolicious, freaky and habit-forming
Mercinax: "/me casts afro containment field on Goodzz"
Twinkle, twinkle fixer alt
When will all this madness halt?
Guns above the reqs so high
GA one through four, oh my!
Twinkle, twinkle fixer twink
How I wonder what you think.
Copyright (c) The Next Big Thing, 2002. All rights reserved.
that copyright ran out millenia ago...Originally posted by Skeena
Copyright (c) The Next Big Thing, 2002. All rights reserved.
(oops, now it was bumped again)
- schma
schma
:: schma ran out of cookies on the 4th of march, 2003 ::
:: Hitched a ride back with the aliens ::
Moved !!!
Ah you bad bad moderators !!
This thread is the heart and soul of fixer community !!
How can you be so unsensitive ? many of us have cried and bleeded over this thread !
I hate you all !
Fixer Forever.
Oldchap is the name.
Rk1.
:uncool:
/G13
pirates. with lasers.
Are you having an argument on the internet, again?
Gene13 - on a space odyssey since 2001
XXX - N
Some day your ship will come in, but you will be at the airport.
Bad Cz! No cookie!
*takes away Cz's cookie priviledges until this madness is cleared up*
- X
no hugs to CZ untill he explains himself.
hugs (not for you cz)
lilnymph
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
Thread moved back. Check my post in this thread. I have no wish to ruin your community, but please, don't expect us to make exceptions to the guidelines for you when you continously defy those exact guidelines.
Now, please stay on-topic, possibly with the exception of this thread.
Hugs CZ, thankyou very much. You beat me to emailing you (was going to dig out your email address on monday hehe). Personally I think your compromise is fair and I will do my best to stay on topic, but please give some though about my suggestion about an offical social chatty thread in the profession forums.
hugs
lilnymph
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
On behalf of all Fixers, I salute you, CZ. Thanks
General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik
President of Division 9 R.S.G.E
Fixer
RK-1
Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s
Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!
So it seems only fitting I finally contribute something to this thread.. and even more fitting, that the song I choose to mutilate in this fashion is my old "theme song" irl (a LONG time ago, dammit).
And yes, my meter's off pretty bad in certain places, but hey - chalk it up to poetic crowbar.
So, I present the mutilated version of Buckcherry's Lit up (original lyrics):
Twinked Out aka The Ph1xxxxx0r Song
Oh yeah. You wanna find it, c'mon yeah.
I'm in the fray, with GA,
And yes I'm all twinked out again
Cough up love and just bid
Your mama said duping creds is a sin.
And yes I'm all twinked out again,
At Tir grid, in my yalm
And yes I'm all twinked out again, flyin'
I love the GA, I love the G-A
Fixer, can you pay, fixer, can you pay?
I love the GA, I love the G-A
Fixer, can you pay, oh can you pay this?
I'm level one, with a big gun,
You know my NCU are filling up fast..
Outside buffs, love, make me tough
Well you're old school but buddy I'm gonna gank ya
And yes I'm all twinked out again,
At Tir grid, in my yalm
And yes I'm all twinked out again, flyin'
I love the GA, I love the G-A
Fixer, can you pay, fixer, can you pay?
I love the GA, I love the G-A
Fixer, can you pay, oh can you pay this?
SOLO
Roll an alt for the bored agent 'cause she's gimpy
She's been gimpy.
Bid a billion for MK IV disc cause she wants it...
You know you know you're just screwed, can you pay it can you pay it tonight, are you blue, fixer, tell me are you ****ing blue?
In the moment you are just so broke, can't compete, fixer, oh you're broke, fixer.
And yes I'm all twinked out again,
At Tir Grid, in my yalm
And yes I'm all twinked out again, flyin'
I love the GA, I love the G-A
Fixer, can you pay, fixer, can you pay?
I love the GA, I love the G-A
Fixer, can you pay, oh can you pay THIS?
Pop open a bottle 'o whiskay, dampen the lights and join me on the chorus". I've got 'da GA blues, and am trying to get rid of the shakes .
(this is a standard 12-bar blues).
Got me self a GA1, shining bright and Blue
Yea i got me self a GA1 it was shining, bright and blue
And you should've seen my eyes pop as it came into my view.
I blitzed shady aquisitions all dessed up in Blue
And i delivered them aquisitions with a bow and a flash of Blue
Now i'm left in the RubiKar jungle with a battered and simple suit
Chorus
I've got 'da GA blues
He's got 'da GA blues
He's no longer any use for us or anyone out there
Went one day with a bashing crew, to get me self some booze
Then we stumbled across some Omni screws, red, mean and with guns
You should've seen my body filled with lead, as the bullets went right through
Now i find me self alone, by the PM Claw camp
I find me self alone and shaking, stalking by the PM Claw camp
I've lost count of the hours i've spend under RubiKar Moons looking for GA2
I've got 'da GA blues
He's got 'da GA blues
He's no longer any use for us or anyone out there
<---- (Insert sad, moody blues solo here)
I've got 'da GA blues
He's got 'da GA blues
He's no longer any use for us or anyone out there
/me puts away the banjo, takes a final gulp of the whiskay bottle
/me puts on his tattered Blue suit and walks off into the Newland Desert under a pale blue moon
Last edited by Darumar; Oct 21st, 2002 at 12:31:18.
Cake - The Distance
Remade by Graen.
Reluctantly buffed at the arena line,
Buffs casting and flashing in time.
The green light flashes, the HUDs go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
As they speed through the finish, the HUDs go down.
The fans get up and they get out of town.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still bursting and gridding as fast as he can.
The sun's have gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's running and jumping and hugging the turns.
And thinking of grid armor for who he still burns.
He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's all alone
In his time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse,
He's going the distance.
No grid armor, no mausser, no credits, no time,
He's haunted by something he cannot define.
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,
Assail him, impale him with Golaith-bot force.
In his mind, he's still ganking, still making the grade.
He's hoping in time that his memories will fade.
Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun's have gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's running and jumping and hugging the turns.
And thinking of grid armor for who he still burns.
Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's all alone
In a time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's going the distance.
((Not quite that good, needs some work but im tired))
Glad to see that this thread is back as a part of our community. Well, I’m retired - perhaps permanently.
Heroes-Bowie (obviously meant in jest)
I-I will be L33T
And I-I will get GA
Though nothing will drive me away
I can be a Fixer-just for one day
I can beat them-If I just ebay
I-I wish I could grid
Into the matrix-and disappear
Insta-grid will keep me alive
Then I can beat them-for ever and ever
Oh I can be a Fixer-just for one day
I-I can remember
Standing-in the arena
And the guns-shots tearing into me
And I envied the Smurfs
And I was feeling blue-being wasted by the blues crew
Oh I could beat them-forever and ever
I could be a Fixer-just for one day
I can be a Fixer
If I just ebay
I can be a Fixer
I’m gimped, and nothing will help me
Maybe I’m lying, maybe I’m not
But it would be Rad, to be a Fixer
Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh, oh, oh, ohhh, just have to ebay
Oh, just have to ebay
nice thread !
I -was- wondering why the Fixer section had 2x as many posts as any other section. Now I see why.