Despite the first burgers not quite pleasing the customer (we're still working on fixing the grill), after several highly successful menu expansions Bronto Burgers Inc. present to you a burger that'll leave you running in circles...
THE RUBI-KAN
Including a fantastic fourteen toppings such as:
- Holographic salad! (There might be a little leaf inside there, but we're not sure.)
- HoT Cheese (TM)! Heal your arteries with every ****y bite!
- Adventurously delicious barbecued pulled-reet!*
- GIGANTIC twelve pounder Bronto patty for the Atrox in all the family!**
Featuring RubberBand (TM) nanotechnology that mysteriously leaves the burger uneaten despite your best efforts!
The fantastic burger that's expected to be launched (and continously moaned about) by 29489!***
*If you're an Advy caught in our nets and you didn't think to cancel the nanoprogram it's your own darn fault!
**This burger is not a suitable replacement for tanks. Toppings may be unbalanced and we suggest you eat it anyway.
***Maybe sorta kinda... You'd think we'd have a huge burger development team, but there's just me and Jeff. I like Jeff. Don't hate on Jeff!