The Return of ChitChat Magazine!
ChitChat, Inc. is proud to announce the return of Rubi-Ka's highest rated and most subscribed to publication, ChitChat magazine.
It's been nearly 2 years since our last edition and to our loyal readers we humbly apologize. Our previous editor vanished under mysterious circumstances (Omni-Pol) and it has taken a great deal of effort on out part to assure potential candidates for the position that their fate would not be the same (Omni Reform). We have also taken improved steps to insure that out printing facilities remain secure and operating around the clock so as not to suffer the delays that previous editions endured. No longer will unwarranted attacks by random ruffians (The Sentinels) cause any interruptions in our ability to provide the latest, breaking news to the citizens of our valuable world.
We, the staff of ChitChat magazine, have also taken steps to insure that we continue to provide the same high standard of information we report. In the past we had been accused often of story fabrication and out right lies. Nothing could be further from the truth. Even our most 'slanderous' and 'libelous' sounding stories turned out to be the honest truth in the end. And our latest editor assures us that the same will be true of all future editions of ChitChat magazine.
As we've taken to saying around the office, “Twice the Sense at 100% Run Speed”.
It's good to be back Rubi-Ka,
Management of ChitChat, Inc.
Who is dating who on Rubi-Ka? Is Zora still running the show? Does Simon still hate neutrals? Read it all in upcoming ChitChat magazine editions!