"I think I have something!" Clifford announces triumphantly to his yuttos clients.
"Ergo be praised!" responds 'One Who Puts Too Much Salt In Soup', hands raised to the heavens.
"RUR's management are still stalling over our request to visit the Yuttos Energy Drink plant claiming health and safety reasons. So I started going through the financial accounts. And that is when I discovered a very large payment to one PuppyZee." Clifford pauses for effect only to realise that the name PuppyZee does not mean much to the yuttos.
"PupyZee is a famous film director." continues Clifford. "He mostly does music videos and flashy adverts. I'd seen the RUR billboards of course and the GSP advert, but was I sure I'd never seen video adverts, let a lone a PuppyZee ad, for RUR on Rubi-Ka before so I got curious. I contacted PuppyZee production company and had them send me a copy."
'One Who Knows Much Trivia' shakes his head. "Human customs are complex. Financial accounts? video adverts. We do not have these things. I am ashamed to ask, but can you explain this again to me?"
"I can do better than that my dear fellow, I can show you!"
The lights dim in Clifford's office and a large video screen smoothly descends for the ceiling. "Here it goes." says Clifford.
>> Click here to see the video!<<
As the video ends, the lights come back on.
"Very nice tune and good singing voice." says 'One Who Puts Too Much Salt In Soup'.
"I like this Wee Fit. Where do I get one?" asks 'One Who Knows Much Trivia'.
"As you are the owners of the company that makes the Wee, that shouldn't b a problem, but don't you see, that's not the blinking point!" replies Clifford, louder than he had intended.
"I am sorry." says 'One Who Knows Much Trivia'. "What is the point?"
"This video was commissioned by RUR months ago, long before the Yuttos Energy Drink or the Wee was put on the market. And what's more, it's was not really made for human audiences. It is designed specifically to appeal to the yuttos demographic."
"What? We have a demographic now? Why wasn't I informed?" complains 'One Who Knows Much Trivia'.
"No one tell us anything anymore my friend. It's a sign of the times." replies 'One Who Puts Too Much Salt In Soup' saddly.
Clifford clears his throat.
"Please continue." says 'One Who Knows Much Trivia' contritely.
"So let us examine the evidence." says the lawyer, pacing uback and forth excitedly. "RUR, a company always short on cash, pay a bundle to make a video promoting the Wee Fit among yuttos. However the accounts show no sales to yuttos, just a large number of Wee Fit consoles being written off under various promotional categories. Logically, if this video is not being used to sell the Wee to yuttos, it must serve some other purpose."
"Like what?" asks 'One Who Knows Much Trivia'.
"Like bait."
/ooc
This is not the end of this story, but I do feel I need to take a moment to thank PuppyZwolle for creating this amazing, insane video clip. He is not connected to RUR or AO but somehow Eeod managed to persuade him to make this short film for us. You can see more of PuppyZwolle work here http://nl.youtube.com/user/PuppyZwolle