less than 30 minutes ago, I myself witnessed an omni-pol officer with the name of Chaupin, accept big jugs of beer from a robot, and drink them down fast. He seemed to be a 'pro' at drinking that much beer so fast, and still walk fairly straight, so it might just be this isn't a single incident of him. But then again, their big boss is known as Ivan Vodka-bottle too, for his drinking problems.
Do the other officers drink on the job too? Will Chaupin go to rehab? read it all in a future Chitchat inc. magazine!