Omni-Med raids Reet Pie factory
June 20, 29481 - [Global]
IRRK - Early this morning it was confirmed that Omni-Med forces and health inspectors, supported by several Omni-Pol teams, commenced a raid against a Reet pie factory, following a lead claiming that the Reet pies did not contain any Reet meat at all. What was to be a simple inspection quickly turned into a fire fight, of sorts.
Omni-Med issued a statement, where they informed the press that raid had taken place. The reason for the raid is what they call a public health care service, as there have been several reports of people becoming sick of the Reet pies produced in the factory.
“We had reason to believe that the factory we raided this morning did not follow standard food goods rules. Early tests has shown us that the Reet pies contains traces of addictive drugs, illegal chemicals and most of all, not a trace of Reet meat at all.” Said one of the health inspectors of Omni-Med.
When questioned about the rumoured fire fight, one of the Omni-Med officers, part of Rita Prestin’s Omni-Med Quick Response Corps, had the following statement.
“You could hardly call it a fire fight, more like a food fight. The factory workers and the thugs protecting it began to attack us with Reet pies. Especially one large Atrox in a mini-skirt had a good aim. The Atrox struck one of the Omni-Pol soldiers directly in the face with a pie, causing the soldier to fall on his rear discharging his weapon into the air. That is about the only weapon which went off. The press always seem to think that we, guards and soldiers, do nothing but shoot at anything that moves.”
When asked who or what had caused Omni-Med to launch a raid, we were told that it was confidential. But we did manage to get the figures from this raid. 31 factory workers were arrested and one Omni-Pol soldier was wounded.
One would think that in these days Omni-Med would have something better to do then investigating Reet pies, would they not?