"By mistakes you will learn".
Hmm bad translation but you should get the point. He is physic teacher and he says so to his students .
"By mistakes you will learn".
Hmm bad translation but you should get the point. He is physic teacher and he says so to his students .
is that what you mean? i think it is.
zuh, did you enjoy all the **** people were hurling at you? save the poor guy the stress...
BTW, everyone check out the jokes at http://www.dwof.d2g.com some great ones, like a section of quotes from George W Bush:
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
Last edited by Whiterrabbit; Feb 24th, 2002 at 23:43:11.
My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!
Bah
That's was just a sentence to relax people currently in a bad mood with our community. No need to make a big deal of it.
A player can have hard time to admit his mistakes even when he knows he was wrong, pretentious or whatever you want. But this goes in both way. Too many people were refering to things I wrote 2 months before when I had some problem here, and that's why I've deleted them all.
You know, my first post was rather stupid but I never said it was the truth revealed.
And don't worry about all the sh¤t(?) people were hurling at me .
Edit ->
And it was not "learn from your mistake" but rather "it is good that you made a mistake because you will learn more than if you had done 0 mistakes by following things he do not understand".
Last edited by Zuh; Feb 25th, 2002 at 01:04:10.
yellin' in my ear : operation ivy.
(as with everything else, ill bung it onto my ftp server)
Tellin' in my ear:
Never had a reason to try PvP
it's impulsive and insane
when I wanna take you down
it's just like spitting back at the rain
I've come to know that when i first saw you
I should have ran away
I've kicked myself a thousand times
but now its too late
/tellin' in my ear, easy to out gun me
/tellin' in my ear, saying how you 0wnz me
/tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear
ive got reckless D now, never gonna get ganked by j00
youre loud, obnoxious, and when youre gone I still hear you
try my MCS on the guys at MMD
I dont wanna use it, but now i got a choice
/tellin' in my ear, easy to outgun me
/tellin' in my ear, just try to outrun me
/tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear
quit acting like youre 10, just shut the hell up.
My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!
I just couldn't resist gettin in on the fun, so......
To the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run."
In the day we sweat it out on the streets of Tir shouting LFG
At night we blitz through mission after mission trusting just our
feet
Killin leets out in backyard one
Steel-ribbed, high evades and the mausser is our gun
Dark blue nano skills, what a load of crap
It's a IP trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause fixers like us, baby we were born to run
Teams let me in I wanna be your friend
I wanna gain some xp and level
Just wait I got some runspeed buffs
Nevermind you've got your own yalm
Together we could kill some mobs
I'll pull till I drop, until we get bad adds
Will you wait for me out at the oasis
Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely fixer
But I gotta know how it feels
I want to ding tonight, I only need a few more kills
Beyond the mausser is the gamma-ejector in the TLR dungeon
And grid armor's nice but it rarely drops
Still the fixers look so hard
As other professions have came and went
Fixers still huddle on the Fair Trade tents
I wanna pvp without doing min damage
But root and run it is
The high level players cram in Broken Shores in a last chance
power drive
Everybody's out in a team tonight but there's no room left for
fixers
Together fixers we'll wait for the patches
So I'll runbuff with all the nano in my pool
Someday guys I don't know when we're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and we'll hack just for fun
But till then, fixers like us, baby we were born to run
BABY WE WERE BORN TO RUN
/me takes a bow
Dyelin lvl 10 clan fixer
Hacket lvl 31 clan fixer (retired)
I've come to feel like RK2 is Fixer-land for some reason, so here is my Fixer-slanted tribute to RK2...
"All Alone" (Sung to the tune of "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon)
When I think back
On my alt Fixer back on RK1…
It’s a wonder
I ever played at all.
A lack of “uber” zone-mates
Hasn’t hurt me none.
Come to RK2 and you’ll have a ball…
Rk2
They gave us a nice lag-free server
You can go there when RK1 is down.
Makes you think Funcom knows what they’re doin’ Oh, yeah!
I got an RK2 Fixer,
I love to run around the zones.
So Funcom don’t take, my RK2 away!
If you took all the players I knew
When I was on RK1
And brought ‘em all together for a fight.
You know I’d never get a hit in
On a single one…
‘Cause they think twinking and exploiting are alright…
Rk2
They gave us a nice lag-free server.
You can go there when RK1 is down,
Makes you think Funcom know what they’re doin’, Oh yeah!
I don’t even mind,
That it’s hard to find someone to make implants
So Funcom don’t take my RK2 away…
Funcom don’t take my RK2
And leave me feelin’ sad and blue,
Funcom don’t take my RK2 away, yeah…
Funcom please don’t pull the plug
RK2 is not a bug,
Funcom don’t take my RK2 away…
Heres my little tribute.
Fixer went down to Athens ( Devil went down to Georgia )
The fixer went down to Athens, he was lookin' for MOB to kill
He was in a bind 'cuz he was way behind and his team were levellin' still.
When he came across this young n00b running along there slowing not..
And the fixer jumped up on a mission booth and said "Noob let me tell you what."
I guess you pretty well guessed it but i'm a damn good runner too
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now, you run pretty fast there, boy, but give the fixer his due.
I'll bet a mausser of gold, can't shoot though, 'cuz I think I'm faster than you.
The boy said, "Well my name's J0hnny" and it might be a cinch
but I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the fastest n00b theres been.
J0hhny, treat yourelf right now and buff your skills real hard
'Cause Hells broke loose in Athens and the Fixer runs real hard
And if you win, you'll get this shiny mausser made of gold,
but if you lose, you'll never live it down...
The fixer buffed up up his skill and said "I'll start this show"
And fire blew from his feet as he tore off down the road
And as he passed by some vipers all they did was give a hiss.
Then a bunch of rats joined in but gave up in a pinch.
When the fixer had finished J0hnny said well your pretty fast old son
but sit down by that guard right there and let me show you how it's done
Fire on the road run boy run.
Fixer sitting there with his mouth open..
Give up now cos look at him go.
Can rats catch him, no n00b no.
The fixer bowed his head in shame cuz he knew that he's been beat.
And he laid that golden mausser on the ground by J0hhny's feet.
And J0hhny said, fixer, just come on back if you ever want to try again
I done told you once, you son of a b*tch, I'm the fastest n00b theres been.
Fire on the road run boy run.
Fixer sitting there with his mouth open..
Give up now cos look at him go.
Can rats catch him, no n00b no.
Last edited by Darkjogger; Feb 27th, 2002 at 13:23:55.
was that Rubi-ka and western?
very funny.......
more diferent styles plz....
JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
"Jim'll Fix it for you...."
CEO Rubika Asset Management
"Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"
Yeehah! He was doing a parody (I think) of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" popularized in the States by the Charlie Daniels Band in 1979.VonVolks - was that Rubi-ka and western?
Its a cool song, best version I have heard of it is by the levellers (english folk rock type band, I recommend them to anyone )
lilnymph
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
I liked the Devil went down to georgia parody.
But, how did Johnny outrun the fixer? I guess all he'd have to do was equip a yamalha.
ROFL.Originally posted by Shaylie
I couldn't decide, a remake of Gloria Gaynor's classic, which I would have been titled "I won't survive"... or Adam Sandler's "At a Medium Pace" (Find your own lyrics to it, it's rather, ehm, bad)... but then I say the Monty quote from before, and even though it's not a song per say, it HAD to be done.
The Character Shoppe
With No Apologies to Monty Python
A gamer enters the character shop.
Gamer: 'ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The Funcom ARK does not respond)
Gamer: 'Ello, Miss?
ARK: What do you mean "miss"?
Gamer: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
This line got me laughing so hard I almost fell of my chair.
ROFLMAO. (Trying to read the rest, tears in eyes and jaw hurtin' from laughing so hard
Shaylie.
This goes to the printer for sure. When ever I got the blues, this will pick me right up. I think I will have it printed on a T-shirt
The best one yet.
General Thoram of the Twin Sun Syndicate
Sung to Metallica's "Unforgiven"
New fixer hits backyard
And already he is screwed
Through compound deaths and disgrace
The young fixer learns FC's rules
With time the fixer hangs in
His IP all but gone
Deprived of all his friends
The young fixer struggles on and on he's known
As a coward amongst his own
But all that he can say
Is Funcom makes me run away
What I've dealt
Bursts I've thrown
Never shined through in damage I've shown
Cannot be
An MP
Funcom never gave me a chance
What I've dealt
Bursts I've thrown
Never shined through in damage I've shown
Cannot be
An MP
So my running's unforgiven
They dedicate their posts
To ragging on our class
We try to please them all
Just want to tell them to kiss our a$$
Our levels always the same
IP to our nano skills fade
This fight we cannot win
A pissed off player they see no longer cares
Then Funcom makes repairs
We still suck regretfully
I see what FC thinks of me
What I've dealt
Bursts I've thrown
Never shined through in damage I've shown
They make me, a big wenie
But a hero's heart burns strong
Do you think I like to run?
I can't help if I stay I'm done
Cowardly
Never me
I'm just screwed and unforgiven
Ridicule dealt
Jokes are thrown
We can't help FC never threw us a bone
They make me, a big wenie
But a hero's heart burns strong
I don't want, to have to run
But I can't help If I stay I'm done
Cowardly
Never me
I'm just screwed and unforgiven
Never be
An MP
I'm just screwed and unforgiven
Just label me unplayable
I'm just screwed and unforgiven
Hope someone got a kick out of this.
-The Fixer formerly known as Ladiematrix, now (3rd re-roll) Darqueside.
Last edited by Ladiematrix; Mar 6th, 2002 at 06:03:26.
Darqueside
Clan Fixer
"It's a good day to grid"
Hello all, Here to suport the "Fix The Fixers" foundation, here is a song to add along. (Give me a break if it sux I'm only a Adv. not a Fixer )
This was done to the tune of Lifehouse "Sick Cycle Carousel"
If nerf had a prof,
i think itd kinda look like mine,
I've redone my fixer 19 times,
Would you belive me if I said I'm tired of this,
So here we go now new patch time,
I tryed to burst this ****,
I tryed to stand my ground,
I tryed to not see how fast my ip went down,
I tryed to get away,
I tryed to stay alive,
You better belive I'm trying to live through this,
So when will this end,
I'm runing on and on,
over and over and over again,
Keep runing away I know that it wont stop
Till i get fixed not so screwed,
I never find a group,
Never stay standing where I am,
I kinda though we'd be easier to fix,
i guess i was wrong now re-roll time,
I tryed to load my gear,
My B&E still keeping me down ,
Every mob has been beating me into the ground,
I tryed to run away,
Is this a waste of time?,
Do you belive im trying to be this?,
Fix fixers right now,
fix the fixers, yeeaaah
Fix fixers right now,
Fix the fixers, yeeaaah
Last edited by Apokalypse; Mar 6th, 2002 at 06:07:27.
I got a kick out of it. Keep 'em coming Fixers!Originally posted by Ladiematrix
Sung to Metallica's "Unforgiven"
Hope someone got a kick out of this.
-The Fixer formerly known as Ladiematrix, now (3rd re-roll) Darqueside.
So Solid Crew....(describes us fixers already!)
I wont do all the lyrics, just the title, and main refrain......
"Oh nO! Thats the word!"
that pretty much says it all.......
JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
"Jim'll Fix it for you...."
CEO Rubika Asset Management
"Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"
Are you ready, Cosmik? Aha.
Cz? Yeah! Jdaug? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a loot at the back
As a matter of fact my eyes are red as the sun
And a mob in the corner let no one ignore it
'Cause i thinks it's the chaincasting one
Oh, yeah, i was like lightning, every mob was fighting
And the HoT was soothing, and they all started shooting
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the mob at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a dungeon blitz
And the vet'ran in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a dungeon blitz
dungeon blitz, dungeon blitz, dungeon blitz
dungeon blitz
I'm reaching out for the item
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I swiftly run over
When it appear there's nothing left of me, aha
Now the mob in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his gun to the sky
And the vet'ran in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
He could kill you with a wink of his eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the rollerrats started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
Refrain
Oh yeah, i was like lightning, everybody was fighting
And the HoT was soothing, and they all started shooting
Refrain
It's it's a dungeon blitz, it's it's a dungeon blitz
It's it's a dungeon blitz, yeah, it's a dungeon blitz
Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.
I've been running all night, my hands are wet on the keys
Our voices are raised, crying "fix us please"
Then Funcom says "the new patch is here"
But it's a half past four and I'm blitzing in Tir
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
They pull me back with a patch from above
But then it doesn't help me at all--
I got a thing that's called Fixer Love
What do I get, pie in the sky?
We get a thing, that's called Fixer Love
Why not just a stick in the eye?
Fixer Love
No more speed I'm almost there
Can outrun anything, but no one cares
Last mob to pass, here I go
If I stop to fight, to the reclaim go
Then the sitar plays that familiar song
Why do I feel like I don't belong?
A neon green cloak-- how 'bout a thong?
Oh Fixer Love has come and gone
When I got fed up and was sure I'd had enough
They piqued my interest with a patch from above
But then it didn't help me at all--
We got a thing that's called Fixer Love
We got the blue nano lines
No thank you please, no more Fixer Love
I've been let down too many times
Fixer Love
Well here again was a song that didn't require very many of the words to be changed....and it's a throw back for all you 80's freaks....
Do you really want to hurt me - culture club
Funcom Really wants to hurt me - me
Give me time
To realise my crime
Let me love and steal
I have run beside your eyes
How can I be real
Funcom really wants to hurt me
Funcom really wants to make me cry
Precious Chem Mauser
Bullets that burn me
Traders never ask you why
In my heart
The fires burning
Choose my colour
Find a GA
Precious people always tell me
That's a step
A step too far
Funcom really wants to hurt me
Funcom really wants to make me cry
Funcom really wants to hurt me
Funcom really wants to make me cry
Fixers are few
I have spoken
I could waste a thousand years
Wrapped in sorrow
Can't earn a token
Come inside/and catch my tears
You've been talking
But believe me
If it's true
You do not know
This fixer dies without a reason
I'm prepared
To let it go
If it's buffs you want from me
Then take it away
Everything is not what you see
It's over again
Funcom really wants to hurt me
Funcom really wants to make me cry
Funcom really wants to hurt me
Funcom really wants to make me cry
Last edited by Drphixxxette; Mar 9th, 2002 at 20:34:48.
Well, Tekno did one by these guys previously, but this one needs to be done...
To the music of Slade's "Run Runaway"
Blitz on!
I like root and shoot (living by root and shoot)
You like root and shoot
Run run away
[chorus]
See that green mob con
Lying there in the suns
Easy to everyone
Run run away
If you're in the blitz (creds are everything)
If you're in the blitz
Run run away
See that Fixer run
Orange mob on her bum
On no! Her HoT is done
Run run away
If you find a disc (never a GA disc)
When I find a disc
Run run away
See that Agent aim
Time for a world of pain
So much for XP gain
Run run away
Oh now Area Burst (Does it get any worse?)
Oh now Area Burst
Run run away
See that green mob con
Lying there in the suns
Easy to everyone
Run run away
Run run away
Run run away
Run run away
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110th Fixer on RK1: http://www.anarchy-online.com/charac.../1/name/xaeriq