Subject: Project NEAMO
To: All RUR current and potential investors
NEAMO stands for Nanobot Enhanced Alien Motor Oil. It represents RUR's first practical application of Alien-Tech to date and we believe it has the potential to become the standard motor oil for robots on all Rubi-Ka and beyond.
The Alien-derived robot motor oil will allow for previously unheard of Viscosity Index levels and Flash Point temperatures making robots more efficient, safe and reliable.
The process is entirely experimental at this stage and is of course a trade secret. Broadly speaking though the process involves stomping a mixture of alien goo and nanobots in a wine barrel with one’s naked feet whilst playing old Beach Boys songs in the background. The music, you must understand, is for the benefit of the nanobots; classical seems to music soothe nanobots.
Obviously for this to be commercially viable we must develop means to fully automate the process. To that effect we aim build a brand new production plant by our HQ just as soon as we get planning permission for it.
Best regards,
Dabblez
Director of Rubi-Ka Universal Robots