*hugglez Wrangeline*
You made my day... again
*hugglez Wrangeline*
You made my day... again
Lord "Khalem" Trevallien -=- Fixer Kingpin, proud officer and Loremaster of Ancarim Iron Legion
Sir "Eoemar" Trevallien -=- Supreme Creator
http://ao.shadow-realm.org/ - The Shadowlands Library -=- http://ai.shadow-realm.org/ - The Alien Invation library
http://bebot.shadow-realm.org/ - BeBot - An Anarchy Online Chat Automaton
http://aodevs.com/ - Anarchy Online 3rd party developers resource
"Frustration is not a good emotion when it comes to playing games."
-- Former AO Game Director Marius Enge
*Jesper looks angry at his fellow programmers in the office and asks why nobody has shown him him threat before...
This has to be the single most funny thread on the board.
I especially like the chapter in the bathroom
This has got to be the Funniest thread I've ever read here,..
I thought the "How to Group with a Doctor" which was voted Funniest Thread ever was #1 till I read this,..
your a genius,.. Im sorry to see you no longer playing,..
but look forward to anymore posts you may find in those recesses of your insanity,.. maybe after AI launches and we all get our Pre-Order 'leets
well see some more stuff
P.S.
The Bathroom scene is the Best,..I cant tell you how much that made my die laughing soo much that my doc buddy who plays,.. and is at the computer next to me,.. had to turn around and look at my screen then he started laughing,.. neglecting his team on City OF hero's for your humor
Uh oh....Originally posted by (Dev)Jesper
*Jesper looks angry at his fellow programmers in the office and asks why nobody has shown him him threat before...
This has to be the single most funny thread on the board.
I especially like the chapter in the bathroom
Wrangeline, you should be abit more careful. The FC-employee look at this as a threat!
...on the other hand, it could be a typo
Keep it up, Wrang!
awwwwwwwwOriginally posted by Wrangeline
Holy crap. Over 11.000 views
I dont play AO anymore so .......
YAY! That means it's working.Originally posted by Wrangeline
All these kind words makes me wanna write more
Darn you people, give me a break
Hilarious!!
I want more
Corrine Daimoness Wright
- Veteran of Apocalypse
- General of the Mercury Dragons (ret.)
- Member of the Grumpy Old Crat Bunch
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams
more I say
• RK2: Dyna2 Enfo ▪ Dyna18 NT ▪ Dyna666 Keeper ▪ Dyna4000 Fixer ▪ Dyna27012 Crat
• RK-Test: Dyna0002 Meta-Physicist ▪ Dyna90210 Fixer († 05-02-2003)
• Check my QL200 Enforcer implant designs at Auno.org: 1HE ▪ 2HE ▪ 2HB
• Best custom map: Raiko's Map (based on Dovve's AO Enhancements)
• Best custom skin: Notum DovveTech HUD upgrade (based on Dovve's AO Enhancements)
Omni-Tek is your friend!
Elnertz: "I spend all my time making all the loot mine, all because there is no ****ing storyline!"
Sat up and laughed through the whole post
- Flixer Fixer with the urge to become even more Fashionable
- Howitz Soldier in the making
- Traineeer Retired old Legend(Critting was an art)
- Eliteguard Enforcer and Proud of it
Rubika A growing doc
All Proud members of Elements of Destruction Now Recruiting
More !
/me chants and tries to get others to chant the same
We want more !
We want more !
We want more !
Killer 66% Achiever 46% Socializer 46% Explorer 40%
More more more!!!!!
LOL at the latest instalment. You should gather them all and start another thread or post them online somewhere so people can read them in order (I keep missing the latest ones! )
Pets and Leets 4 win!
Council of Testers on Testlive. Bugsy!
Tinorpel: youve played NT too much, other profession have a special ability called damage mob
I love the silly programmer dudes
Damon 'Sleeper' Seisler - Shade, RK2
Alexander 'Montesquieu' Smith - Bureaucrat, RK2
Chadwick 'Castoor' Troy - Soldier, RK2
Bob 'Buckleby' Branscomb - Enforcer, RK2
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- Terry Pratchett
http://www.zombo.com - You can do anything!
*Its a fairly slow, warm summersday at Funcom. Alot of pencil-fiddeling and thumb-thumbelling going on. Programmer number 32 is trying to balance his coffee-cup on the top of his head. Programmer 17 is watching and clapping his hands like a seal.*
Marius: "Guys, can I get your attention for a sec."
*Everyone looks at Marius.*
Marius: "Old Bubba at public relations has been replaced.*
Programmers: *ghasp!*
Programmer 8: "Not Bubba!?"
Programmer 5: "He was the funniest guy ever. His mathematical jokes is what kept me going!"
Marius: "Well, he wasnt very productive or even helpfull. I took a look at other MMORPG-companies and they all seem to have women working at public relations. I thought we should do the same."
*nervous silence*
Marius: "Everyone, meet Lisa."
*A short, blonde bimbo-looking lady chewing on bubblegum is standing by the wall waving. A programmer is sitting very close to where she is standing but he doesnt have the currage to turn around and look at her. There might be eyecontact.*
Lisa: "Hi everybody! Thihihi " *crew chew* *twiddle hair*
Marius: "Her office is getting cleaned and repainted so she has to sit here with you guys today. Be nice with her ok? Its her first day."
*nervous silence*
Marius: *points at programmer 12* "Tim over here is in charge of Traders so his desk is somewhat empty right now. You can share desk with him until your office is ready, ok?"
Tim: O.O
Lisa: "Ok! Thihihi "
*Lisa sits down by Tim and he feels like he just went through a timeportal and is back at first day of school.*
Lisa: "Hi!"
*Tim jumps in his chair*
Lisa: "Nice to meet you Tim! "
Tim: "Uh n..n.. He.. ya.. nnice to meet you, hey."
*Tim is looking into her eyes for the first time and its like they are sitting there all alone. He forgot the 30 other programmers looking at them.*
Lisa: "So, Mr. Tim. Whats a Trader anyway? "
Tim: "Oh.. um.. I forgot what it is at the moment but Im in charge of it "
Lisa: "Ooo a man in charge? Thihihi "
Tim: "Tihihihi"
Lisa: "Thihihi "
Programmer 3: "Dude, dont hurt yourself.."
Tim: /w "Shh.. its working.."
*Meanwhile, the sound-guy is comming out of his studio. He opens the door slowly*
Sound-guy: "Squeeeeeeeeeeek"
*He walks out and down the hall*
Sound-guy: "Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump."
*The tier-armour-dev is standing by the coffee-maker talking to Cz.*
Cz: "..but the ending was horrible. I mean.. the park with the bench and the sunset? What was that all about?"
*The sound-guy doesnt say anything. He takes a cup of coffee and walks back to his studio*
Sound-guy: "SQUEEEEK! (rollerrat)"
Dev: "Whats up with that guy?"
Cz: "He dont talk much but he is superb when it comes to sounds. Did you know that all sounds in AO where made only with a microphone, windows sound recorder and that dude using his mouth? Thank god his office is sound-proof"
Dev: "Ah"