Omni-Tek could always turn its ever growing, destructive war machine funds to a better purpose....and one more suited to the likes of said employees.....domestication of the critters.
Spay and neutering of the cuddly little critters, keeping them around the appartment instead of letting OT rednecks veer off of main designated throughways to run them over....and their vocabulary is much more superior than the average OT employee....might teach them a thing or two...
Its a mutual beneficial situation for all!!