Lemmy's Pet Tellie. Bad ARK! Plea from a Child!

[_____Chelle / Ylemae]

You people keep calling Lemmy's pet leet a reject! He no reject! His name is Tellie! So stop doing that! Hurts Lemmy's feelings!

Lemmy asked one of the leaders of the ARK association named Kamana if he could see why people keep calling him that. Unfortunately, Tellie couldn't change his registered data with them. It's Lemmy's pet Tellie! Why can't you help Lemmy?!

Well... since for some reason he couldn't. Lemmy asks you to stop calling Lemmy's pet Leet a reject! How'd you like it if others called you that! His name is Tellie, be nice to Tellie. He Lemmy's good pet and friend.

~ Love Lemmy

[Tussa]

[*lol* That's so cute! "he be Tellie, you big meanie! ]

[CarLBanks]

Ardoyt waves at Rejeckted

How's it going Rejeckted?

[Nevarstiyeh]

No leet is a reject.

[Eternalforce]

You haven't been in Omni Forest lately, have you? Hoo, boy...some messed up leets out there...

[____________Wingless]

don't listen other lemmy if for you is tellies then is tellie ^^

[Nevver]

Did somebody say "served over linguine?"

[Demenzia]

Demenzia wonders for a moment if she should ell Lemmy the truth about "Tellie"... or Chester, rather. Then she remembers the very recent events, how they had thought he was dead, how this news would break Lemmy's heart if she was to learn about it... and she shakes her head.

"Tellie" is back, and there's no need to crush the dreams of a little girl.

[_____________Halyera]

"linguine"!!

i -heard- that, nev!!


*grrrrrrs*

[Xnemth]

My Pirate Leet has asked me to translate a message for you all.
places his leet on a small podium and turns on the microphone

Go ahead.

the leet blinks it's big eyes then squints angrily
"b00pme3pbup!"

He says "I am deeply offended by the fact that your are all making such sweeping generalizations about my kind."

"B0rkablw@pboOp"

He says "I strongly resent being categorically labled 'a reject' by those who have no idea what it is to in fact BE a leet."

"MeepMeEEeeEpMWeE3EeEEeP!"

He said "Furthur more, on behalf of leets everywhere, I will be obtaining legal representation, notices will be served, this discrimination will end!"

"b00pmEeP...bUP....B@RK!"

He says "That is, notices will be served as soon as I figure out who to persecute with my lawyer... I'm kinda confused really.... OH ****E-O-SNACKS!"


I guess there's gunna be some legal hooplah... but I wouldn't worry too much, he's kinda slow it'll be years before he decides who's responsible.

feeds his leet some ****e-o-snacks and puts him back on his shoulder