Are you looking for discount Yalmahas? Well come to Yalmaha's R Us

**CarLBanks** · May 14th, 2003, 00:28:31

Yalmaha's R US will give you a Yalmaha for the price of 0! Our lowest price is 500 credits, that's right 500 credits not 500 thousand credits. These Yalmaha's were unfortunatly permanently shut down immediately when the company was in Bankrupcy a few weeks ago and they had to move to a newer building to make the Yalmaha's.

We also send shipments to Rubi-Ka each day. So call us on your Communicator and we'll deliver to you!

**praisetrees** · May 15th, 2003, 04:59:46

Ill take 3 stock yalms, 2 red yalms, 1 stiletto, and ummmm..... 4 mids too please. If you could tell me how much the total price on that is that would be very nice!

**CarLBanks** · May 15th, 2003, 05:01:24

Note: I'm a PR for the company talk to the owners.

**BugLight** · May 17th, 2003, 07:37:30

My yalm fell apart midflight.... I landed in the ace camp where I was forced to dance in a red thong for hours on end.... Then when the OT's grew bored with me I was immediatly disposed of and awoke infront of a reclaim in WA.....

Thanks Yalmahas R' Us.... you made my life so much brighter !!

**Betji** · May 17th, 2003, 16:52:19

Well, Bug, I'm glad to see that omnis everywhere are busy maintaining our reputation for utter decadence. I'm so glad you enjoyed your visit.

- Betji
freelance atlantean omni agent

**Creizai** · May 18th, 2003, 08:52:19

I once delt with a group like this. They Get all kinds of orders get there credits and pack up and say they went out of business. Then moves on does it all over again. Beware!

**____________Sanosukexx** · May 19th, 2003, 23:55:16

hmm PR eh?

**Etniesdh** · May 25th, 2003, 05:32:31

Bump for Yalms R US!!!!!!!

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