To whom it may concern,
Rubi-Ka's voted most eligable bachelor and bachelorette are no longer available to the public. Not only are they no longer single, but they are both engaged to be married...to eachother!!
Please join them in this splendid event on March 29th, 6pmEST at the Tir Falls. (Coordinates 2844 1639 in Tir County)
Music will be brought to you by one of GSP's finest DJ's. (awaiting confirmation)
After the ceremony is complete and the two have been united as one they will be holding a small party in the fireplace room of Reets Retreat (hopefully also DJ'd by GSP's finest)
Everyone is invited so we hope to see you all there.
Best Regards,
Tristalyn
P.S. Betcha didn't see this one coming.