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Thread: Circle G releases information about case "The Little Ones".

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    Post Circle G releases information about case "The Little Ones".

    Under influence of the Notum, Rubi-Ka wildlife has started to mutate. Reports of aggresive wildlife are frequent. Wildlife and mutants are becoming a major threat to the civilians.

    The Omni-tek department Chimera has concerned themselves with the general safety of both Omni-Tek and neutrals. When a group of higly aggressive leets terrorised several settlements, Chimera decided to undertake action against the leet population.

    When they investigated this, they were astounded by what they found out. While Ka's attention is gazed upon the Notum Wars, the leets are trying to gain world dominance. Using there cute- and fluffyness, they are making us to adore them so much, we will do anything for them. The leets codenamed Joo, Stumpy, Owns, Morty, Ding and Powa are supposed to be in charge of this evil masterplan. These leets are, unlike most other, highly aggressive, and their mutations allow them to use the Notum fields to respawn in the same way we use the insurance reclaim.

    Chimera has contracted the Circle G safety agency to hunt down these leets in order to disrubt their plans. The contract will be open for public view in the near future.


    - From the Circle G cases database.
    Expert neutral adventurer gimp on Rimor. RP freak.

    No one can have experienced to the fullest the true sense of achievement and satisfaction who have never pursued and successfully caught his own tail.
    Also, Dyedooshka and Zdrastvuite; Dirty old man and his Atrox alter ego.

    Achiever 26.67% Explorer 40.00% Killer 80.00% Socializer 60.00%

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    *A Tear of Joy*

    The Leet army that will conquer the world for the Atroxes is finally here! Muahahahahahahaha!
    General of Apocaylpse

    --The Council of Atroxes--
    Power to the Atrox!

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    dafuq
    Last edited by MrForceboy; Dec 18th, 2012 at 16:10:05.

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    Originally posted by Forceboy
    5. Have anyone got a recipe how to make "Leet Pie"
    No, but I've got a good one for leet-burgers.

    First catch your leet. Tenderise it with a support beam or sledgehammer until it shuts up and stops moving. Place the tenderised leet on a piece of heated metaplast and stab wildly with a Fire Impact Igniter until cooked or you get bored. Place on a bun, add dressings, seasoning and garnish to taste and serve.

    Also works with bronto herds.

    Cheers,

    ~R~

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    Re: *A Tear of Joy*

    Originally posted by Umberdeath
    The Leet army that will conquer the world for the Atroxes is finally here! Muahahahahahahaha!
    NO! The leets are here for the leets! Long live the leets! Viva la revolucion! And so forth!
    Bliqz: "anything Uwen says is a vicious and ugly lie"

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    Actually, I met Powa a few days ago for the usual cup of tea,
    and he told me they were just having a night out and it kinda turned into a mass rage because of old habits and alcohol.

    In any case, now that people think they want something, he said they might as well take advantage of the situation, now that they're on top of it.

    So, they actually have made demands. They want one yalmaha each, a biscuit and some milk, or the attacks will never cease!

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    Originally posted by Foul Ole Ron
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    So, they actually have made demands. They want one yalmaha each, a biscuit and some milk, or the attacks will never cease! [/B]
    We will never surrender the Biscuits!!
    General of Apocaylpse

    --The Council of Atroxes--
    Power to the Atrox!

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