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Thread: What did I do to deserve Benjacrat?

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    Unhappy What did I do to deserve Benjacrat?

    Okay, so what did I do to deserve Benjacrat, the 4 year old child following me down the street copying what I do?


    Benjacrat is now my concern, and meh is gonna bust him upside the heed if he don't start behaving himself, and rack off to hump someone else's leg.


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    Well, mabey he feels sorry for Don since you abandoned him as his father.....
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    Think of him as a pet

    Pets need to be walked

    Maybe you should put him on a leash?
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    Bonefish, I'm sorry man. I was just playing around. I didnt mean to annoy you. I am now removing all the copied sigs from all my posts. I am very sorry Bonefish.

    Benjacrat removes the copied sigs and removes the Ctrl and C keys from his keyboard.

    And I was not humping anyones leg. I just liked the Sig. Copying is the greatest form of Flattery after all.

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    All copied sigs have been removed. Once again, I'm sorry. I didnt mean to annoy you.

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    Annoying Bonefish is everyone's responsibility.

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    Smile Benjacrat rises to the occasion!

    Originally posted by Benjacrat
    All copied sigs have been removed. Once again, I'm sorry. I didnt mean to annoy you.
    That was very conscientious of you Benjacrat! I'm impressed!

    ^_^

    /applause

    ^_^

    -Blackpetal

    *insert witty Bonefish parody signature here*

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