AHA! I see! U clicked on the link without knowing what might happen to u. Well, u have now been affected by my most evil curse. Muhahaha the stupidity!
As u read u will feel the curse floooow through ure body, gently and slowly it will fill u entirely. Ure eyes will, as time passes, hurt more.. and more.. U feel that ure not sitting comfortably anymore. Ure hands are sweating and u find ureself doing that "thing" u do when u sit still for to long.. The temperature in ure room is not perfect and this curse of mine is keeping u from doing somehting about it. I am the master of time itself and ure last minute was mine.. all mine.
My curse is starting to wear off. U can feel it as u realise that this post is allmost over. U slowly find back to uselelf.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
*Time-curse* terminated