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Thread: /Adjust and female avatars

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    /Adjust and female avatars

    Please pardon any part of this which is absurd. It is presented in all sincerity. I'm not sure if my opinion on this matter is unique, but I did some light searching of the boards and didn't find anything similar.

    When I first started going through the various /emotes, it was with a male avatar and I found /adjust to be rather amusing and thought it was a nice addition, even if maybe one I wouldn't myself use frequently (and would likely mock the hygine and endowment of those who did).

    I was later showing the /emotes to my sister with a female avatar (/ballet impressed us, but that's beside the point). When I got to /adjust, I was somewhat dissapointed that it was the same as the male version.

    I fully expected the avatar to check her cleavage and fluff her breasts a bit. That just seems to me what /adjust logically meant for a woman, and - of all things, - my sister agreed with me. If the men can make sure everything is in place, why can't the ladies?

    If people still want female avatars to have access to the crotch emote, then perhaps give them a new one for cleavage adjustment. The men can primly fluff their pectorals, for all I care.

    Part of me thinks this is a silly thing to make my first, and possibly only post on these boards. I'm usually content to let more annoying people with more time on their hands champion the assorted and contradictory issues that are MMORPGs. But you have to stand up for what's important. Like cleavage adjustment.

    Thank you for your time in reading what may have been, in all fairness, a slight waste of your time. :)

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    Id wish they would bring back the original /ass and /croth emote for female avatars, those 2 are the things I will miss the most from this game

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    very true..lol, when i use the adjust emote, which i never do cos it makes me look like a guy!!!!

    ya it should be changed.

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    omg... lol. I whole heartedly approve of this proposed change . Equality for all!

    (any new emote is a good emote in my books. emotes are something they should add steadily but slowly as time goes by)
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    Well if the ladies want it, by all means, give the people what they want.

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    well you've of course heard the saying "dont get your panties in a bunch" seems the females of rubika know good advice when they see it...
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    I think they should just leave it as it is for females (not like they have the motivation to make changes to game anyway)
    I think it's kinda cool to see someone click the /adjust emote over and over again....kinda looks like she is fingering herself (masturbation for all you children)

    In fact, that is one of the more exciting things in the game, watching the female avatar "/adjust" herself...the next most exciting thing is Broken Shores missions

    So much excitement it makes my nose bleed

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    I like your second idea, the one to add /adjust-b for breast adjustment, but don't take the original one out. Some rather crude females might do it, like Rosanne Barr/Arnold did at the World Series right after she got done singing the national anthom and spitting.
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    Jesus jumped up Christ, you were /adjusting for your SISTER?

    Dude. You must live in Kentucky, don't you?

    ...And besides, you don't need an emote to fluff up your breasts, just /tell thedeacon hey baby, you got a free sec? And then BAM! your bitties are fluffed.
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    Pfft, and furthermore still, some of us like to see a woman adjusting her junk.
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

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    /adjust-other
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    Glarawyn is all for it...
    Lilredhot thinks you need to be /adjusted with a Katana...
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    BUMP

    Totally bump here =P

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    oh btw

    just do /adjust1 and /adjust2

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    Red face

    this is the sickest, most perverted, crude, nasty,and discusting post i have EVER seen on this board.... and i love it . i'm all for this idea being that ALL my characters are female ( i donno why i just like to look at women ). Doing /adjust repeatedly... never tried that ...... ok i'm a pervert... so what :P!

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    Originally posted by THEDEACON!
    Jesus jumped up Christ, you were /adjusting for your SISTER?

    Dude. You must live in Kentucky, don't you?

    ...And besides, you don't need an emote to fluff up your breasts, just /tell thedeacon hey baby, you got a free sec? And then BAM! your bitties are fluffed.
    ROFL!!!!!!!!

    /adjust for females : digs her panties out of the crack of her butt (otherwise knowns as fixing a snuggie )

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