Today is the day that is the day before the day that is the day of Christmas day!
Make it a great one!
Today is the day that is the day before the day that is the day of Christmas day!
Make it a great one!
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight!"
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
Q : What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A : Reload, adjust the scope, and carry on shooting.
A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says : "I will surely miss you"
Sec... still killing tarasque.
~Chris
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