Hello, Deacon. Hello, everyone else.
Now, we're all here today because we LOVE you Deacon. We're all here to try and help you.
Deacon..... this is an intervention. I will be the intermediary for this sesson. Some of your friends have contacted me because they feel you have a threatening dependency on TEH FOOTNESS.
Hopefully, today some of the members of the community will come out and share with us examples of when your addiction to teh footness has caused them emotional or physical pain.
For example, like the time you bit off 6 of my frost-bitten toes when we were snowbound and starving in the Gangly Mountains together all those years ago.
Who'd like to start?