Make all the bars 0%!
That way parties could be broken up, people could "duke it out over that table girl" or whatever.
Make all guns, beams, weapons do 1 point of damage - 2 if you crit.
Make all bar items (bottles, glasses, chairs, stools) do 5 points - 10 if you crit! WooT
Any level can attack any level (?maybe?).
Hatchet