Balaclava Ding Dong!

[Letah]

I always laugh at how you call it; black sock

[___________Kakkarott]

I am stuck on the next song i should write.
So the next 5 ppl who post to my question will determine my new song, lets call it a Request line

1- Megadeath - Black Tooth Grin
Example- "Hello me, meet the real me, and my agents gimped
up way of life...."

2- No Doubt - I'm Just a Girl
Example- "I'm just a gimp, i'd rather not be, cause i can't aimed
shot to save my life..."

So make those rerquests
You now have a choice in the outcome of a song in this thread. Help the community by not being just another silent person reading the forums, you too can have a voice

[______________Vunari]

Dude, this is classic stuff in this thread. This has got to get rooted.

I'm gonna be singin' "sneak it" and "one" all night. You all just be lucky FC hasn't made a way for you to hear my terrible singing in game yet!

As for the next song...its gotta be "just a gimp"


Vunari
n00b Agent Supreme
RK2

[___________Kakkarott]

wow, i guess the agent musical talent is dead

[______The Evil Couch]

twenty, twenty, twenty four hours agggoooOOooo
Stromm wants to be 200
no one to gank
nothing to camp
He wants to be 200
just get him to BS
and put him in a mission
hurry hurry hurry, before they nerf GA

[dritzt]

lmao! im downloading all these songs just so i can sing along to 'em

[davewil]

To the music Don't Go Breaking my Heart - Elton John and Kikki Dee

Don't go breaking my mezz
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get aggro
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my mezz
You take the mob off me
Honey when you mission with me
I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
When I was stuck
I shout wtf!
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I saved you with mezz
I saved you with mezz

So don't go breaking my mezz
I won't go breaking your mezz
Don't go breaking my mezz

And nobody saved us
`Cause nobody healed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can mezz it

So don't misunderstand me
You put the nano in my pool
You put the sparks to the nuke
I've got mob heads in my sights

[Rriva]

How on earth did i miss this for s000 long...

Vene you r0x0r

Will be laughing and singing for days

lub j00

[Morthoseth]

My Fault - Eminem
I never meant to AimedShot you girl.
I never meant to bring you to my world.
Now you're sitting at the reclaim crying.
And now its my fault (My fault).

I never meant to AimedShot you girl.
I never meant to bring you to my world.
Now you're sitting at the reclaim crying.
And now its my fault (My fault).

I went to a 2ho raid with Ron and Dave.
And met a nano babe with half of her head shaved.
A nurse aid who came to get titled up.
Maybe rookie or apprentice on the first day.

Susan, a new x-3 user who just started using.
She loved biomet and rhinoman music.
Told me she was going back to Pking again.
I said wait, first try this method to win.
Its better then zonin and sploitin' or kill stealin , (ya dig?).
Come on, lets go try it over here.
Whos in the barracks? (It's me and Kelly)
My bad lets try another zone. (I dont trust you!)
Shut up slut, you're about to get pwnd!

This will help you get in touch with your roots.
Walking barefoot, butt naked, camping bullies in VW woods
(Oh hell, I might as well, title farming is such a drag.)
Oh damn, I didn't mean to crit you that bad!
Chorus (2x)

Yo, Sue. (Get away from me, I dont know you.)
Oh shoot, shes tripping! (I need to go puke!)
I wasnt trying to turn this into somehting major.
I just wanted to make you appreciate agents.
Susie, stop crying, I dont hate ya.
The world is not against you.
I am sorry my gun raped ya.

So you died, it's just how things turned out.
That aint no reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
She said: (Help me I think I am having a seisure).
I said: I am rezzin now too *****,
Quit whining like an old geezer. (Let go.)
Would you calm down you are starting to scare me.
She said (I am 26 years old and I am not married. I dont even have CH and
I hate the way my armor looks.)
I said: I am over here Sue,
You are talking to the bank terminal,
Look.
We need to get to a hospital,
Before it is too late.
Cause I never seen one as shell shocked as you, babe.

Chorus (2x)
Susie where you going? You better be carefull.
(lLave me alone dad, I'm not done yet!)
I am not your dad,
And try not to swallow your tongue.
Want some gum?
Put down the rifle before you do something dumb.

I wll be right back just chill baby please?
I got to go find Dave, he is the one who gave me RRF(e).
John, wheres Dave at before I bash you?
(He's in his apartment.
I think he is taking a crap dude.. )
Dave, pull up your pants.
We need an ambulance!
Theres a girl in 2ho laying flat on her ass.
Screaming 'bout nerfs and all that.
Theres only two days left of spring break.
How long does it take before her fears wear off?
(Well it depends on the loss. How bad?)
I took 10 damage, she died in 3 caps.
Now she is over there crying out her eye balls.
Trimmin' her toenails with a gatling-saw. (She is going to die dude.)
I know and its my fault! (My god.)

Chorus (2x)
I am so sorry, I am so sorry.
Susie, please wake up.
What are you doing?
Your not dead..

A poor first attempt at this. So-so... I'll keep trying, though..

[Morphex]

Great poetry schall always be remembered.

/me casts Greater Paralyze with Sticky Thread on post

[p00finger]

AH W00TY W00T!!! IT'S BEEN ROOTED!!!

This one goes out to all my homeys here in the Agent forum.
Hey, somebody had to do it.

(Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice)


Yo NLC! Let's kick it!!!

Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!

Alright STOP! Join the team and listen.
Ven is rollin' for a brand new mission.
My team, grabs a hold of me tightly.
Roll for the XP daily and nightly.
Will it every stop? Yo, I hope so.
Hit me with a buff, and I'll glow.
The sock on my head makes me look like a vandal.
My combat suit? MAs wanna yell "scandal".
Dance! This is the Agent that BOOMS!
Bio Break, I gotta go to the restroom.
Deadly, when I roll a dope melody.
On a treadmill so XP comes steadily.
Love it or leave it, I don't wanna wait.
AFK means you don't wanna play.

Gotta team mission? Yo, I'll solve it.
Check my sock while the Agent revolves it.

Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!

Now that the team is jumpin'.
Once inside, everybody start buffin'.
The door opens up 'cuz the n00bs mistaken.
I got 10K...and my crits aren't fakin'.
Agility, makes me quick and nimble.
My rifle sounds like the crash of a cymbal.
The Sock-Hat, it adds 1 to my tempo.
I got game, but I can't go solo.
Rollin'. In my jet real low.
Take the sock off so my hair can blow.
Nano girlies on stand-by
Wavin' just to say Hi.
Do I stop? No, I just fly by.
Kept on, pursuing to the next stop.
Hit the grid, take the lift to the tip-top.
Meetmedere's dead, Yo!
So I continue to, A1A Newland Avenue!
Opi chicks were hot wearin' guns and bikinis.
Fixers runnin' around like they got Lamborghinis.
Jealous! 'Cuz I'm out to get mine.
Wuzuppp with the guage and Ven with the nine.
Ready! Mission term by the wall.
Gotta get two more so the XP won't stall.

Gotta team mission? Yo, I'll solve it.
Check my sock while the Agent revolves it.

Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!

Take heed! 'Cuz I'm a crit buff poet.
Agent's on the scene and now you better know it.
The X-3, has a funny fart sound.
But it crits and drops MOBs to the ground.
My style is to sneak up and kill.
'Cuz I hit with my AimShot skill.
The concealment check is a hell of a concept.
Perception buff makes n00bs wanna step.
With this! The cloaked Agent will fade.
Loot like a ninja, kill like a razorblade.
So fast! Engies say, Damn!
Balaclava is a drug and I sell it by the gram.
'Cuz the Agent's got their Combat Suits.
With the Sock on the head and the pants in the boots.

Gotta team mission? Yo, I'll solve it.
Check my sock while the Agent revolves it.

Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!
Snipe snipe Baby!

Word to your mother!

[___________Kakkarott]

Here's what you need kiddies, another hot 80's metal hit redone Agent style. Straight of the press from my warped mind, to your monitor.....

SHOOTING BULLETS:

Hello me.....Meet the real me
And my Agent way of life
A dark black ski mask is my
most valued possession
Perception buffs give about 1120
But if I can sneak is still a bit fuzzy
Speak of a fixers assured destruction
Nice story... Tell it to AO basher

Chorus
Feeling paranoid
True enemy or false friend
NT's attacking me, and
My Layers are getting thin
I'm in trouble for the things
that I haven't done yet
I'm sighting on that Doc, and my
Palms are getting wet, shooting bullets

Hello me...It's me again
You can root, but never calm me
It gives me a migrane headache
trying to pvp at my own level
Yea, just keep thinking it's the Dev's fault
And stay an inch or two out of dimach distance
Enforcers have got to know
Their limitations

Chorus
Feeling claustrophobic
like the root is kicking in
Bloodstains on my armor and
I don't know what city I'm rezzing in
I've been killed for many things
I haven't got to yet
I'm aiming my big gun and my
Palms are getting wet, shooting bullets

Well me...It's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia
Someday you too will know my pain
And smile it's black sock grin
If the war inside Newland
Won't take a day off, I'll be dead
My aimed shots rip through your back
Here I fire again

Chorus
Feeling paranoid
True enemy or false friend
NT's attacking me, and
My Layers are getting thin
Feeling claustrophobic
like the root is kicking in
Bloodstains on my armor and
I don't know what city I'm rezzing in
Once you KS'ed me
Now you assisted me
Claiming Validity
For your Stupidity
I'm sighting on the Doc
I'm aiming my big gun
Here I Fire again, WHOA!
Shooting Bullets

[Zanthyna]

Here is my take on Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

_____________________________________


Load up on Buffs and gank the Clans
It's fun to lose and to defend
She's over-equipped and self insured
Oh no another nerf to endure

Solo, solo, solo, Hell no! (x3)
Solo, solo, solo

With the tower down, it's less dangerous
Here we die now, reclaim us
I am rooted and debuffed
Here we die now, reclaim us
A Solitus
An Opifex
An Aimed Shot
My Agent
Gank! (x3)

I'm aggro'd when I'm pulling reds
And for soloing a green I feel blessed
Our little Guild has never had
Any towers across the land

Solo, solo, solo, Hell no! (x3)
Solo, solo, solo

With the tower down, it's less dangerous
Here we die now, reclaim us
I am rooted and debuffed
Here we die now, reclaim us
A Solitus
An Opifex
An Aimed Shot
My Agent
Gank! (x3)

And I forget just why I play
Oh yeah, I guess it makes my day
I found PVP hard, it was hard not to die
Oh well, whatever, nerf time

Solo, solo, solo, Hell no! (x3)
Solo, solo, solo

With the tower down, it's less dangerous
Here we die now, reclaim us
I am rooted and debuffed
Here we die now, reclaim us
A Solitus
An Opifex
An Aimed Shot
My Agent

Free trial!! (x9)

[____________Hitokage]

First try...
and as Zanthyna brought us into the grunge era:

(to the melody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)
******************'

Frozen. Rests his head on the stock now, taking aim, again.
Oh, feeling, maybe he'll see a little better row of crits. Ooh yeah.
Oh, watching. Faces that he sees in his scope now look familiar. Ooh.
Oh, dark grin. He can't help when his happy looks insane. Aah.

Even flow. Targets drop like swatted flies. Yeah
Oh, he don't mind, so he keeps firing away-yea. Ooh.
Oh, someday, yea, he will take your life again
Life again. Life again.

Kneeling. Looking through his sights as if he doesn't mind the fear.
Oh, praying now to something that would make him cap at anything. Never will.
Oh, feeling. Understands the weather brings a wind to make him sway. Yeah
Oh, waiting. Won't allow for a thing to make him stray. Yeah.

Even flow. Targets drop like swatted flies. Yeah.
Oh, he don't mind, so he keeps firing away-yea. Ooh.
Oh, someday, yea, he will take your life again
Oh, whispering winds gently whisks him away.
Takes him away. Him away. Yeah.

Even flow. Targets drop like swatted flies. Yeah.
Oh, he don't mind, so he keeps firing away-yea. Ooh.
Oh, someday, yea, he will take your life again
The Whispering winds, carry him away.
Takes him away. Him away. Yeah.

Woo. Uh huh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Gonna f*** it up again. Wooo.
Uh, this is uh, such a nice little dream.

[Nyderach]

Thank you, I think my voice laughed its way right out of my throat, loooool...

[Jpegg]

hehe, I stumbled on the combat suit one when searching the forums for combat suits when it was first posted. Glad it's rooted, it's a good un.

Posted it on Lions Den site since to show my guildies.


All good stuff guys )

[cairnz]

I love you guys, i love my agent. YAY to you guys for making me love my agent even more!

[Morphex]

Thought I would give it a try

Hope you like it

-----
ORIGINAL:
Metallica
Master of Puppets
1986
-----

Sniperriflica
Master of Rifles
2003

Calling me a gay? Blowing you away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Notum out my rear, skills you better fear
Leading on your deaths construction
Bodies you can't see
hiding in a tree
aiming gun at you
squeeze the trigger, ooh


You're dying faster
obey your Master
a fast disaster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Rifles I'm blitzing you things
buffing you up, then smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just /tell my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just /tell my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master


Dependent on my buffs, frightened of my "puffs" (X-3 reference)
situation couldn't be much wierder
Roots and snares and blinds, calming your behinds
take a look at your own mirror
Try me you will see
run speed's what you need
dedicated too
killing only you


You're dying faster
obey your Master
a fast disaster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Rifles I'm blitzing you things
buffing you up, then smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just /tell my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just /tell my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master


Master, Master, scared to death from your laughter
Master, Master, misery of mine
Aimed Shots, Aimed Shots, all I see and feel is Aimed Shots
Aimed Shots, Aimed Shots, shooting from behind
Hell is a relief, though I'd prefer beef
your debuffs are making me weaker
Draining health and skills, giving me the chills
achiever, explorer, fighter, seeker


You're dying faster
obey your Master
a fast disaster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Rifles I'm blitzing you things
buffing you up, then smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just /tell my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just /tell my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

[________________Cyne]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

[MissMaul]

OMG...Safety Dance parody rocks...no, this whole thread rocks..

We're in league with the fixers now