Balaclava Ding Dong!

[____________Hitokage]

Originally posted by Elciny
You should record the songs (or maybe no, it'd be too fun,i could end up dead=)

Just try to picture this:
That big bearded atrox dude, singing the songs in a rumbly bass'y voice (or perhaps even better in a sqeeky opi tone of voice.. esp. on the "Hey Mickey" thingy) while doing some real atrox'y dancing wearing an attire of your choice.

Can you see it? I think you can... I think I can hear some snickering over there

[Kenih]

Hafnelson THANX.. u made my day. Great fun man, this must be the start of the Collected Poems and Songs of the Great Agents of Rubi-Ka Vol I. I feel humbled not being even close to this kind of poetic creativity

[_____________Briiana]

*cheer*

Nice work.

[ACM]

Great stuff, dude, I cant stop laughing

You even managed to make Zem post something

You are the best, Hafnelson

[Trillius]

omg, all i can say is rofl!

[______The Evil Couch]

Here in my Yalm
I feel safest of all
I can laugh at the MOBs
It's the only way to live
In Yalms

Here in my Yalm
I can't be attacked
I can zoom through MMD
It keeps me safe in 0%
In Yalms


Here in my Yalm
Where everyone's down
Will you team with me please?
If I tell you to look up
In Yalms


Here in my Yalm
I know I've started to think
About meeting you in mission
Although the first has MOBs
In Yalms

[______The Evil Couch]

Ah we can crit if we want to, we can leave your team behind
Cause your team don't crit and if they don't crit
Well they're are no team of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never camp
And we can act like we come from out of this zone
Leave the camped one far behind,
and we can crit

We can crit if we want to, we can leave your team behind
Cause your team don't crit and if they don't crit
Well they're are no team of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never camp
And we can act like we come from out of this zone
Leave the camped one far behind
and we can crit.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so is my alt
And we can twink real high from our head chips to our boots
and surprise 'em with a big dimach

I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can crit, we can crit everything out control
We can crit, we can crit we're doing it wall to wall
We can crit, we can crit everybody look at your hands
We can crit, we can crit everybody takin' the chance
Save my ass crit
Oh well the save my ass crit
Ah yes the save my ass crit

SAAVVEE MYYY AAAAASSSSSSSS
Save my ass-Crit

We can crit if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can crit if we want to we can leave your team behind
Cause your team don't crit and if they don't crit
Well they're are no team of mine
I say we can crit, we can crit everything out control
We can crit, we can crit we're doing it wall to wall
We can crit, we can crit everybody look at your hands
We can crit, we can crit everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the save my ass crit
ah yes the save my ass crit
Oh well the save my ass crit
Oh well the save my ass crit
Oh yes the save my ass crit
Oh the save my ass crit yeah
Oh it's the save my ass crit
It's the save my ass crit
Well it's the save my ass crit
Oh it's the save my ass crit
Oh it's the save my ass crit
Oh it's the save my ass crit
Oh it's the save my ass crit

[Dimmufodr]

Halfnelson! You gotta be the most talented Atrox Singer/Songwriter ever! Wish you could put out a recording of your tunes sometime

[_____________Meurgen]

**** couch that was amazing.

[kilgoretrout]

nice! I think I still have the Safety Dance on tape somewhere. 80s new wave will never die apparently.

[___________Kakkarott]

(One - Metallica)


Long intro...

I can't remember anything
can't tell if this is true or a dream
Deep down inside i feel to scream
this terrible nerf stops me

Now that the patch is through with me
all the people laugh at me
they forget how Uber we used to be
Take my 1 hit kill from me

Hold my breath as I pray for a crit
Please Doc heal me

Just like a n00b I begin to feel
I take damage i can not heal
Watch as the mob's start to squeel
look to the time that I'll kill

Fed by the BS the developers hand to me
"This wasn't done intentionally"
"take this ba-la-cla-va thng..."
It looks like an atrocity

Hold my breath as I pray for a crit
Please Doc heal me
Now the team is gone, I'm just One
Crappy Sanoo help me
Hold my breath as I pray for a crit
Crappy Restite save me

Developers
Always nerfing me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot heal
I just die
Trapped in my mission
Reclaim my holding cell

Patching
Has taken my scope
taken my sneak
taken my pride
taken my Aimed Shot
taken my job
taken my skills
taken my profession
Left me with Life as a GIMP!!!!!!!!!

[Nuts]

It sure does suck to be a gimp :P

Sneakshot 143 lvls of gimpness

[______________Khryss]

This thread should be rooted. Don't let such fine poetry disappear in the depths of the forum archives!

[Xxotik]

lmao sooo funny...
rooot this thread...
no gimp should be without it

[___________Kakkarott]

(Wearing blue facepaint and riding in his Yalm)

I know I haven't made a huge contribution to this thread like a few of my other more musically inclined brothers, but I do hope Cz would look at this and keep it somewhere it won't disappear. I too take up the root thread stance. Cz....this is a prime example of how much we love our agents, we are moved to songs about them, and even poems. You can take our skills.... BUT YOU'll NEVER TAKE OUR HUMOR!!!!!!!!!

[p00finger]

(Beat It! - Michael Jackson)

200 Doctor said don't come around here.
Put that sock over your head, hit ruse, and disappear.
He's got ganking in his eyes and his spam is really clear.
So just sneak it, just sneak it.

You better cloak, you better listen to the man.
Must get to the wompa, you think that you can.
"I just wanna duel" is the nature of his spam.
So just sneak it, just sneak it.

Just sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it!
Rapid Palsy means you'll be defeated.
Low Range Inits along with stackable DoTs.
Red Combat Suit, and a stupid black sock!
Just sneak it, sneak it.
Just sneak it, sneak it
Just sneak it, sneak it
Just sneak it, sneak it -- Huh!

Comin' to get you, better sneak while you can.
Now he's got another Trader to join in the spam.
He's gonna Plunder you if you don't move while you can.
So just sneak it, just sneak it.

Then he starts to shout, "Balaclava ding dong!"
He's gonna try to gank, 'cuz he don't like your song.
You think it's kinda low, but what the hell does he know?
So just sneak it, 'cuz PvP just ain't fair!

Just sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it!
A Plunder means you'll be defeated.
No Concentration. No Enhanced Trueshot.
Red Combat Suit, and that stupid black sock!
Just sneak it, sneak it, sneak it, sneak it.
Just sneak it, sneak it, sneak it, sneak it. (Heavy breathing)

(Guitar Solo)

Just sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it!
Rapid Palsy means you'll be defeated.
Low Range Inits along with stackable DoTs.
Red Combat Suit, and a stupid black sock!

Just sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it! Sneak it!
A Plunder means you'll be defeated.
No Concentration. No Enhanced Trueshot.
Red Combat Suit, and a DUMB FOOKIN' SOCK!

Just sneak it, sneak it.
Just sneak it, sneak it
Just sneak it, sneak it
Just sneak it, sneak it

[stromm]

LOL **** this is the funniest thread ive read all day =)

Thumbs up, never knew the agent forum was this fun. :>

[______________Ramzie]

(Rage Against The Machine "No Shelter")

No there aint no question,
Gotch yo stuff in the reclaim after PVPing Fixer some!
Buy off da auction channel son!
they gotch you thinkin that,
whatch you need is what they sellin!
Send u a tell exploted credits is a fellin!
Come on the developers wana show
the thin line between PVP vs. the Comp-uta-dor!
The supression is everywhere!
there be no save terminal here!
Through the battle in 2h0 you end up beaten,
screwed, divested, rooted, and scared!
They got u searching for the solution to make AO a carebare bore!

There be no PVP here!
the supression is everywhere!
There be no PVP here!
the supression is everywhere!
There be no PVP here!
The suppresion is everywhere!
There be no PVP here!
the supression is everywhere!

trade skill not profitful!
the econamys dragon pants fubard and sold!
to advertise! the LLTS that makes PVP rise!
view the world from Carebare eyes!
The PVPer ever sarchin fo more!
The thin line between PVP vs. the comp-uta-dor!
Use the nano kit! to make u RRFE in haste!
buy moer emergincy treatment kits to PVM the Ace!
VETs are back selling high!
and the new yalm is makes more missions die,
we got a carebare incomeing call on!
Tarasque pure mother**** ubah!
getch yo eyes on the real killah!
Sitin like OT, Omni HQ-a!
somethin like Ganking Title killa!


There be no PVP here!
the supression is everywhere!
There be no PVP here!
the supression is everywhere!
There be no PVP here!
The suppresion is everywhere!
There be no PVP here!
the supression is everywhere!

Carebear eyes, carebear eyes!
view AO through carebear eyes!
forget PVP, and only look for uber loot the whole time!
and leave pvp all behind!
Carebear eyes, carebear eyes!
view AO through carebear eyes!
forget PVP, and only look for uber loot the whole time!
and leave pvp all behind!

JUST USE STIMMMMM!
JUST USE STIMMMMM!
JUST USE STIMMMMM!
PVP, THE CAREBEAR NIGHTMARE!

[captcamo]

I can't stop laughing at 'Sneak it'

[p00finger]

Originally posted by Kakkarott


Fed by the BS the developers hand to me
"This wasn't done intentionally"
"take this ba-la-cla-va thng..."
It looks like an atrocity

Man...you summed up FC right there! The Balaclava has got to be some developer's sick joke.

It would round it up though if the Search Glasses had a big banana nose on them.

Hell...I'm laughin'! WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS!!