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    Balaclava Ding Dong!

    My mom bought you when I was just 13,
    the brightest Red Organic Combat Suit I ever seen.
    She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
    "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.
    But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
    and now the Agents say, "What a perfect fit."

    I love you cooombat suit
    red organic
    cooombat suit
    dip dip dip
    cooombat suit
    Balaclava ding dong
    cooombat suit.

    I like the way the pants tuck into my boots,
    It makes fixers chuckle when they try to throw roots.
    And I don't care what the MA's may think,
    Plus 300 to life, surely don't stink.
    Enforcer! Enforcer! Hey, look at me!
    Your big, I'm small. Like my Ruse 3?

    I love you cooombat suit
    red organic
    cooombat suit
    dip dip dip
    cooombat suit
    Balaclava ding dong
    cooombat suit.

    You know, Combat Suit!
    I remember that time I tried on that Padded Coat.
    I stuck you in a backpack and forgot about you for a week.
    Then, when I finally got enough IP to put on that 15% scope.
    I openned the backpack to get it and saw you staring at me.
    And you looked at me as to say, "Hey! You suck at PvP!"
    "I could kick your butt even with that dumb sock on your head!"
    Then we went to the arena and I AimShot you for 2700 and you went back to Reclaim.

    I know you didn't hit that First-Aid kit just to let me win, Combat Suit!
    That's when I chunked that stupid Coat and I'm wearing you today!
    Because of what you did, I'll always feel this way. My Combat Suit!

    I love you cooombat suit
    red organic
    cooombat suit
    dip dip dip
    cooombat suit
    Balaclava ding dong
    cooombat suit.

    I love you sooooooooooo.


    - Kudos to Adam Sandler
    At Midnight, All the Agents...
    Veneman
    Fullnelson
    Halfnelson

    Agents- lilttle slightly insane people who run around and kill you before you know what is going on... and if they dont kill you fast... well, cannon fodder (altho they are good for scouting) -eternalfiend

    The Sock-Hat, it adds 1 to my tempo.

  2. #2
    *applause*
    wooot wooot
    *applause*


    Buford Hitokage Matt

    Explorer 73% | Socializer 66% | Achiever 33% | Killer 26%
    -

    Don't fear the night...
    fear the ones hiding in it.
    -

    "Jesus is coming - Look busy"
    -

    "Im not Uber. Im your common joe. Im level 178 and untitled. I never had a title and I never really cared whether I got one. All I really wanted was to have fun, learn new stuff and put my creativity to some use." - PhiliosPhreak

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    L M F A O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    LOL!

    heheheh

    hehe

    WOOT!
    - Cyrus Cyblade7 Crown
    - General of Redemption

  4. #4
    10 for Effort
    Keep the songs/jokes coming adds some fun to the game.

  5. #5
    lmao!!!
    Mattie, 209 GrandMaster OT Finalizer
    Agent Professional
    send me an email
    or visit us on irc.funcom.com

    "For everything that works, there was a time when it didn't."

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  7. #7
    Who said high level agent game was boring? I am enjoying it a lot
    Kind Regards
    Prince "Morphex" Olveda


    Agent Professional
    Proud Member of Legion
    [pic] [stat] [eqp]


    Unknown: "I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect"
    Scope755: "To all Devs: ISNT SOO COOL TO BE NOT WELCOME IN INFERNO SK TEAMS."

  8. #8
    Originally posted by Morphex
    Who said high level agent game was boring? I am enjoying it a lot
    But then again, you don't have to lie to anyone else than your imaginary girlfriend.

  9. #9

    Talking

    lmao
    Promoo - Agent, Clan on Rimor
    Still alive but now dressed in spandex and called Big Gun in CoH
    Keeper Of Tiggy

    Happy Tree Friends - The best animation on the web

  10. #10

    hahaha

    *applause*

    Demarcus "Cellestron" Lindner
    Agent, ~Mjlonir~

  11. #11
    Originally posted by Real Mean Destructiva


    But then again, you don't have to lie to anyone else than your imaginary girlfriend.
    I must say... that week away has done you a world of good...
    you're really on a roll today
    Buford Hitokage Matt

    Explorer 73% | Socializer 66% | Achiever 33% | Killer 26%
    -

    Don't fear the night...
    fear the ones hiding in it.
    -

    "Jesus is coming - Look busy"
    -

    "Im not Uber. Im your common joe. Im level 178 and untitled. I never had a title and I never really cared whether I got one. All I really wanted was to have fun, learn new stuff and put my creativity to some use." - PhiliosPhreak

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    I will send her your regards next time I see her Destructiva

    She has been asking about you lately.
    Kind Regards
    Prince "Morphex" Olveda


    Agent Professional
    Proud Member of Legion
    [pic] [stat] [eqp]


    Unknown: "I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect"
    Scope755: "To all Devs: ISNT SOO COOL TO BE NOT WELCOME IN INFERNO SK TEAMS."

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    NICE!

    *applause*
    *whisle*
    *throw roses*

    Great job man Keep em comming
    Buff Subzan Dispenser
    My Setup
    "Hahaha you guys couldn't hit water even if u were standing in a bottom of a sea!"

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    Talking Gank when concealed!

    (Our lips are sealed - The Gogo's)

    Can you see them, they can't see us.
    We're the spies, they're in for a surprise.
    Can you track them, in back of them.
    That damage shield, means nothing when we're revealed.

    AimShot to the head.
    Grey enforcer now is dead. Hey-hey-hey!
    Gank when concealed.

    Their perception! We must use.
    To check against, our concealment.
    Should we gank them? Gank all of them?
    When we become revealed, thats when we'll be feared.

    Doesn't matter what they say.
    Ganking greys is the way to play. Hey-hey-hey!
    Gank when concealed.
    Gettin' scared, they try to run.
    Throw a snare, and the agent's won! Hey-hey-hey!
    Gank when concealed.

    Hush my Agent, don't you cry.
    That gay-ass red suit, adds to life!

    Can you see them, they can't see us.
    We're the spies, they're in for a surprise.
    Can you track them, in back of them.
    That damage shield, means nothing when we're revealed.

    Doesn't matter what they say.
    Ganking greys is the way to play. Hey-hey-hey!
    Gank when concealed.
    AimShot to the head.
    Grey nubi now is dead. Hey-hey-hey!
    Gank when concealed.

    - Kudos The Gogo's
    Last edited by Halfnelson; Jan 15th, 2003 at 21:03:18.
    At Midnight, All the Agents...
    Veneman
    Fullnelson
    Halfnelson

    Agents- lilttle slightly insane people who run around and kill you before you know what is going on... and if they dont kill you fast... well, cannon fodder (altho they are good for scouting) -eternalfiend

    The Sock-Hat, it adds 1 to my tempo.

  15. #15
    Why did i suddenly got the urge to gank? Never felt that way before.


  16. #16
    OK put it to music and get those tunes on gridstream .......

    lol
    Promoo - Agent, Clan on Rimor
    Still alive but now dressed in spandex and called Big Gun in CoH
    Keeper Of Tiggy

    Happy Tree Friends - The best animation on the web

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    Bumping this for a second time to get another song out of this guy. Cz if you ban me for bumping this oh well shi happens :P

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    Cool Hey Agent!

    (Hey Mickey! by Toni Basil)

    Oh Agent you're so fine, Take The Shot will blow my mind
    Hey Agent! Hey Agent!
    Oh Agent you're so fine, Take The Shot will blow my mind
    Hey Agent! Hey Agent!
    Oh Agent you're so fine, Take The Shot will blow my mind
    Hey Agent! Hey Agent!

    Hey Agent!
    Can ya give me Take The Shot? Cuz I wanna gank.
    I wanna kill a noob, hey it's just a prank.
    So can you buff me please so I can be a twink...Agent!

    If you say you will, then I can PvP.
    That level seven noob has no chance with me.
    Please buff me, please! It will make me complete...Agent!

    Oh Agent, what a pity you don't understand.
    I need Take The Shot so I can be a man.
    Oh Agent, that red suit's so pretty can't you understand.
    That's a sock on your head Agent!

    Take The Shot Agent! Sock Agent!
    Balaclava Agent!

    Hey Agent!
    I gotta bunch of NCUUUU! Ready for that buff.
    Plus 4 to crit really is the stuff!
    It's something I could use, and I can't get enough...Agent!

    So come on and give it to me any way you can.
    Like I said before, it makes me feel like a man.
    So please, buff me, please don't leave me in a jam...Agent!

    Oh Agent, what a pity you don't understand.
    I need Take The Shot so I can be a man.
    Oh Agent, that red suit's so pretty can't you understand.
    That's a sock on your head Agent!

    Take The Shot Agent! Sock Agent!
    Balaclava Agent!

    Oh Agent you're so fine, Take The Shot will blow my mind
    Hey Agent! Hey Agent!
    Oh Agent you're so fine, that Combat Suit I want for mine
    Hey Agent! Hey Agent!
    Oh Agent you're so fine, Balaclava on my mind
    Hey Agent! Hey Agent!

    Oh Agent, what a pity you don't understand.
    I need Take The Shot so I can be a man.
    Oh Agent, that red suit's so pretty can't you understand.
    That's a sock on your head Agent!

    Take The Shot Agent! Sock Agent!
    Balaclava Agent!

    - Kudos to Toni Basil
    At Midnight, All the Agents...
    Veneman
    Fullnelson
    Halfnelson

    Agents- lilttle slightly insane people who run around and kill you before you know what is going on... and if they dont kill you fast... well, cannon fodder (altho they are good for scouting) -eternalfiend

    The Sock-Hat, it adds 1 to my tempo.

  19. #19

    Talking lol lol... cant stop laughing *tears*

    ROFL props to you halfnelson.. i haven't laughed so hard in a really long time~~ (still humming the gogo's tune) keep up the great work hehe

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    Halfnelson, you're GOD=) You should record the songs (or maybe no, it'd be too fun,i could end up dead=)

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