My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest Red Organic Combat Suit I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.
But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
and now the Agents say, "What a perfect fit."
I love you cooombat suit
red organic
cooombat suit
dip dip dip
cooombat suit
Balaclava ding dong
cooombat suit.
I like the way the pants tuck into my boots,
It makes fixers chuckle when they try to throw roots.
And I don't care what the MA's may think,
Plus 300 to life, surely don't stink.
Enforcer! Enforcer! Hey, look at me!
Your big, I'm small. Like my Ruse 3?
I love you cooombat suit
red organic
cooombat suit
dip dip dip
cooombat suit
Balaclava ding dong
cooombat suit.
You know, Combat Suit!
I remember that time I tried on that Padded Coat.
I stuck you in a backpack and forgot about you for a week.
Then, when I finally got enough IP to put on that 15% scope.
I openned the backpack to get it and saw you staring at me.
And you looked at me as to say, "Hey! You suck at PvP!"
"I could kick your butt even with that dumb sock on your head!"
Then we went to the arena and I AimShot you for 2700 and you went back to Reclaim.
I know you didn't hit that First-Aid kit just to let me win, Combat Suit!
That's when I chunked that stupid Coat and I'm wearing you today!
Because of what you did, I'll always feel this way. My Combat Suit!
I love you cooombat suit
red organic
cooombat suit
dip dip dip
cooombat suit
Balaclava ding dong
cooombat suit.
I love you sooooooooooo.
- Kudos to Adam Sandler