You know you've been playing too much AO when...
- You get up in the morning and say "Good morning <your guild>"
- You avoid walking through malls and other populated areas cause you're afraid you'll go ld
- Someone tells you they cheated on their exam, and you consider petitioning the exploiter
- You accidentally cut yourself making dinner with some friends, and ask if anyone has some spare treatment labs
- Some shady characters approaches you and you wish you'd have buffed up before you left home
- You get promoted and wonder where to put your IP's
- Your car breaks down and you wonder if zoning might fix it
- You take your dog for a walk and make sure you avoid areas where it might get stuck on corners and other obstacles
- You go to the loo and wait a few seconds before you pull down your pants, just to make sure you won't get the rubber-band effect back to the office
...keep'em coming