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  1. #1

    Made me chuckle...

    Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "The new Anarchy Online engine is coming soon"


    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Confusion of the new engine speed"


    ...56 translations later we get:

    "No more, the new machine."
    Advisor of Lumen Orien

  2. #2
    It's been my theory for some time that this is how Wulf-GTI posts. :P

  3. #3
    Its still an enjoyable read every time he does tho. Of that, at least if i cannot understand his posts seriously enough, I always manage a chuckle or two.
    Towerblock, 220/30/70 Engineer
    President of Steadfast

    And way too many alts...

  4. #4
    What more funny is Wulf's post are better then 95% of the rest of the forum users
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    Ive rolled NT and rarely make it longer than 3-4s vs fixers.
    Talking whats OP and whats not by people who have never really played so told OP profession is just lame.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by agentwolve View Post
    What more funny is Wulf's post are better then 95% of the rest of the forum users
    Better than*

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by agentwolve View Post
    What more funny is Wulf's post are better then 95% of the rest of the forum users
    Agreed!
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  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by crattey View Post
    Better than*
    more gooder than*

  8. #8
    "I think I need to kill a tiger."

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "I think I killed the tiger."
    Dagger 220/30/70 Shade // Attempted 219/24/?? Enforcer // Canidae 180/0/0 Adventurer // World 185/26/32 Meta-Physicist// Cramp 150/20/35 Engineer
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    OK, i cant make this stuff up... enjoy


    means: next patch unveils the new engine for anarchy online

    10 translations later...

    This means that the introduction of some confusion in the new engine news

    20 translations later...

    This means that some of the confusion with the new engine again

    30 translations later...

    That is, the confusion of a new engine
    wtf happened to my avatars eyebrows?

    I used to listen to Dubstep in the 90's... every time I connected to the internet.

  10. #10
    more from that "I think I need to kill a tiger." 50 translations later becomes "Tiger feet."
    Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
    And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
    Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
    I shake it off, I shake it off

  11. #11
    "Anarchy Online is balanced"

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "The balance of the chaos on the Internet"

    Guys i think its onto something here
    bai2u!
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    Electronite: FFA also destroyed Clan hegemony when it comes to tower wars. Ironically the downfall was started by the most active pvpers. Another ironic thing is that the downfall happened due to pvm conflict. Silirrion: (We have pretty good anti-troll filters by now though) Means: Thong-wearing troxes will always be a part of this game and a point of AO pride. Keldros: Obviously reall trolls don't use conditioner Marlark: If this forum was Swedish in it's language .. id pawn you any day. 220 NT: tl7 is a joke most of the time. 90% of the people are double double dead. some are worth debuffing tho. Mastablasta: you guys are right and I'm wrong. Ebag: No. You alpha me'd due to the stat bug. More Ebag: I don't have any twinks currently, nor do I participate much in mass TL7 PvP (though I do go occasionally, usually just to watch). Questra: an MP in sneak eNSDed me and did about 20k damage in 10-12 seconds

  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrys View Post
    "Anarchy Online is balanced"

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "The balance of the chaos on the Internet"

    Guys i think its onto something here
    ooh, good one.

  13. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Redesine View Post
    Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "The new Anarchy Online engine is coming soon"




    ...56 translations later we get:

    "No more, the new machine."
    You know hope is lost when even software is calling the new engine vaporware.

    Edit: Okay, now I'm worried.

    Original text:

    "Means will never leave AO."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "This means that you have to be considered."


    I think it just told me Means is going to put a hit out on me.
    Last edited by Siahanor; Jun 28th, 2011 at 08:29:48.

  14. #14
    "Managers are the best people"

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "Leaders of the best people"

    Works for me
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  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Arriviste View Post
    It's been my theory for some time that this is how Wulf-GTI posts. :P
    I thought about getting him on vent just to see if he talks the same as he types. lol

  16. #16
    No more, the new machine
    Don't be lonely anymore.

    Look at your post, now back at mine. Now back to your post, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, reading the posts your posts could look like. Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again, my reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

  17. #17
    Original text:

    "meta is the most underpowered proffession"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Cheap labor."

    EDIT: alternatively

    "metaphysicist is the most underpowered proffession"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Commercial artist."


    take your pick guys

  18. #18
    "When will Kintaii give me a hat?"

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "Hate Kintaii."

  19. #19
    Original text:

    "It's Friday, Friday, which seat should I take?"

    ...50 translations later we get:

    "Friday Friday!"

    I guess Rebecca Black really *was* onto something there.

  20. #20
    Original text:

    "Anarchy online is the best MMORPG on this or any other planet."

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "The advent of the Internet, most Arabs and vice versa."

    OR indeed;

    Original text:

    "Adventurers are the nerfest prof, nerf them harder! "

    ...50 translations later we get:

    "Professor of Neurology, ERF adventure!"
    Last edited by Fhinn; Jun 28th, 2011 at 18:48:04.
    'Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.'

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