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  1. #41
    you can't remember your online banking details, but....

    you know all four account username and password, and the names of all 7 toons on each one, and how much money each one has.

  2. #42
    Nerf, wtb, wts, atm, brt, and others are all in my verbal/textual repertoire.

    I blame the commies.
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  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by McKnuckleSamwich View Post
    you can't remember your online banking details, but....

    you know all four account username and password, and the names of all EIGHT toons on each one, and how much money each one has.
    Fix'd ^.^
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    Jeezusaurus: 21/2 Trox Enf E
    Okuiri Takainoakki: 15/2 Trox MA E
    Bachiatari: 9/1 Untwinked Trox Enf
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  4. #44
    ... you open your sliding door to come in from the patio area, but you shuffle in on the right hand side of the doorway so you zone properly first time.

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  5. #45
    Have on occasion tried to swat annoying flies with mouse-pointer.
    Wanting to nerf flies ability to evade said pointer.
    Is just not right that they have the ability to completely disregard my entire prof. toolset.

    Nerf offline-mob's immunities!
    Last edited by Notcrattey; Today at 05:51:45. Reason: Didn't actually edit it, was a mistake!

  6. #46
    I only recently started playing again but this morning I just thought to myself:
    Hm, the cleaning lady (at work) hasn't come in yet, she's probably offline...

    doh
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  7. #47
    You know you play too much AO when...






    ...you get excited over one of the developers adding a hat to your avatar.
    Maybe™ is the new Soon™.
    Quote Originally Posted by Means View Post
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  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by tazalanche View Post
    You know you play too much AO when...






    ...you get excited over one of the developers adding a hat to your avatar.
    Damn >.<
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    Tip #743: As noted in Tip #244, tea bags have an infinite variety of uses. However, there's always one jerk who will want to give you crap over drinking tea. Particularly if in a new town, use this as an opportunity to assert yourself. Any drunken idiot can win a bar fight. It takes a real man to win a bar fight while enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

  9. #49
    Another one, even more worrying, is when my manager asks when I'll finish a document or project I tend to say: Soon™
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  10. #50
    you work at Funcom?
    bai2u!
    -::l2pvp!1::-
    Electronite: FFA also destroyed Clan hegemony when it comes to tower wars. Ironically the downfall was started by the most active pvpers. Another ironic thing is that the downfall happened due to pvm conflict. Silirrion: (We have pretty good anti-troll filters by now though) Means: Thong-wearing troxes will always be a part of this game and a point of AO pride. Keldros: Obviously reall trolls don't use conditioner Marlark: If this forum was Swedish in it's language .. id pawn you any day. 220 NT: tl7 is a joke most of the time. 90% of the people are double double dead. some are worth debuffing tho. Mastablasta: you guys are right and I'm wrong. Ebag: No. You alpha me'd due to the stat bug. More Ebag: I don't have any twinks currently, nor do I participate much in mass TL7 PvP (though I do go occasionally, usually just to watch). Questra: an MP in sneak eNSDed me and did about 20k damage in 10-12 seconds

  11. #51
    When you think Chrys has made a sensible, constructive and non-troll post
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  12. #52
    All my posts are sensible, constructive and non-troll posts tbf
    bai2u!
    -::l2pvp!1::-
    Electronite: FFA also destroyed Clan hegemony when it comes to tower wars. Ironically the downfall was started by the most active pvpers. Another ironic thing is that the downfall happened due to pvm conflict. Silirrion: (We have pretty good anti-troll filters by now though) Means: Thong-wearing troxes will always be a part of this game and a point of AO pride. Keldros: Obviously reall trolls don't use conditioner Marlark: If this forum was Swedish in it's language .. id pawn you any day. 220 NT: tl7 is a joke most of the time. 90% of the people are double double dead. some are worth debuffing tho. Mastablasta: you guys are right and I'm wrong. Ebag: No. You alpha me'd due to the stat bug. More Ebag: I don't have any twinks currently, nor do I participate much in mass TL7 PvP (though I do go occasionally, usually just to watch). Questra: an MP in sneak eNSDed me and did about 20k damage in 10-12 seconds

  13. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrys View Post
    All my posts are sensible, constructive and non-troll posts tbf
    I see wat u did thar.


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  14. #54
    You know you play too much AO when your boss calls you on your cell phone to ask why you aren't at your desk and you say you are. He says you're not because he's standing at your desk, and you tell him he must be in another GS.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunfytr View Post
    I have played my toon 280 days. You have played ur toon 36 days. My toon is better. Get over it.

  15. #55
    you know you play too much AO when you jump over the top step of every stairway you go up.
    wtf happened to my avatars eyebrows?

    I used to listen to Dubstep in the 90's... every time I connected to the internet.

  16. #56
    you know you drink too much when you get hit by door-lag.. (has happened few times..)
    You hit Tarasque with nanobots for 18280 points of melee damage.
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  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by Hvyshadows View Post
    You know you play too much AO when your boss calls you on your cell phone to ask why you aren't at your desk and you say you are. He says you're not because he's standing at your desk, and you tell him he must be in another GS.
    Actually lol'd xD
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    Tip #743: As noted in Tip #244, tea bags have an infinite variety of uses. However, there's always one jerk who will want to give you crap over drinking tea. Particularly if in a new town, use this as an opportunity to assert yourself. Any drunken idiot can win a bar fight. It takes a real man to win a bar fight while enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

  18. #58
    When u try to dimach the neighbours dog who is ****ting in your garden
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  19. #59
    When someone asks you your age, and you answer, "I am lvl 30!".
    Moar pew pew, less QQ - Wise person

  20. #60
    You know you play too much AO when...

    your wife wants to get married in game & you refuse because you do not want to lose the modifiers in your 2 ring slots.



    (We have 10 fingers for rings, not 2!!!)
    Last edited by tazalanche; Oct 15th, 2010 at 21:19:51.
    Maybe™ is the new Soon™.
    Quote Originally Posted by Means View Post
    At heart I am a vindictive, heartless, ruthless bastard and behaving in any other way is an effort for me.™
    Quote Originally Posted by Means View Post
    Our goal is to have a closed Beta running this year.™

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