[melodramatic phrase] [AO reference] Means Riply Now!

[Esproc]

[Is unsure whether he counts as one of the geniuses or idiots that glitterdust refers too and decides that he's proud of it either way]

[gives Soladoc some coffee and donuts]

[tosses another donut at the same person he did last time]

[Luiza]

[random rant, ending it with a notice to click my sig]

[Gastastic]

...


Pie.

[Chrys]

[astonished that idea has gotten so much play, decides to try for righteous indignation...]

see?!

[fails]

the community has spoken!

[...and is incomprehensible. Doesn't notice, understand, or care.]

means' capitulation validates my point, [ao reference] is [op, retarded, crying to the high heavens for adjustment, a step backward, two steps too far, avuncular]! We can only hope now that his repairs will come in time to [save {profession}, keep this game from imploding, bring peace to earth, fill the lands with righteous blood, make lolcats happy].

[smarmy, extended, preening re-iteration of original idea. Yammers about tir trench. Goes on for paragraphs. No digression goes unmined. The stench of smug etches glass. Posts it.]

[feels good. Then feels stupid. 2nd thoughts. Many second thoughts. Goes back to delete post but it's already been quoted. Deletes everything but the quoted section. Doesn't make sense. Undeletes. Realizes that the quoted section doesn't make sense itself. Hopes no one notices. They're so busy flaming each other they probably won't. Briefly considers idea of adding to fray with covering insults. Too obvious. Tries to rework everything around the quoted extract to make the post make sense.]

thus elite processes are complied my vittles, whereas extreme transition promised. Avast! Kaboodle.

[fails. Tries minimalism around the quote.]

vittles! Thus...



Pie.

[tl;dr]

[Anarrina]

[Sends Ana a PM proclaiming that she is a nazi-mod questioning her moderation]

[spends half the day patiently explaining her reasoning in PMs that are rewritten three times a piece before sending to be vetted for anything that can be seen as losing her temper]

[ends with being called multiple very rude names, intervention by Venachar and a banned user]

[Firasting]

[Without reading the posts tells OP to quit his bitching]
[goes back and reads the post]
[edits his post so he doesn't look like a moron]

[Xtremtech]

[rolls in drunk from a night out and foolishly decides to check the forums]

[Sort of half reads some of the last few pages - closing one eye in order to be able to bring the text on the screen into focus]

[Posts loads of stuff and manages to actually slur his words, despite using text...]

<wipes kebab juice off his keyboard>

[Entirely believes that this latest post is so amazingly incisive that it will solve all the disputes and arguments in one-shot, thus bringing peace to all...]

[Blissfully unaware that nobody will be able to read let alone make the slightest sense of anything in his inebriated ramblings]

[Heads off to Profession forum to spread his drunken wisdom and solve the entire game's problems]

X

[MachSchau]

[Puts on wizard hat and robe]

[Flyingengi]

[Makes fun of X and calls him a noob]

[Re-assures RKTim that Ana is a nazi-mod]

[Uaintseenme]

[Demand for Fix to Engineer Kamikaze pets]

[Threat to quit and cancel account due to lack of Engineer Kamikaze pet]

[reminder to RKtim that he is not mature enough to handle cat-girls, even if they ARE only NPC's in an MMO]

[unsubstantiated claim that Engineers "are teh nerfest" without Kamikaze pets]

[Zandibel]

[Jumps in on page 5 and opens with a completely irrelevant statement regarding RKTim's love of the larger lady]

[Quotes something written on page 2 that everyone has already long forgotten, or already discussed to conclusion but takes it so far out of context that the argument is invalidated before it's even made]

[The argument]

[four or five line sentence, written in an attempt to appease one or two other forum members hoping to be quoted and thus validate the previous argument]

[post]

[wait...... hit F5]

[Hope to be quoted]

[Rktim]

[Jumps in on page 5 and opens with a completely irrelevant statement regarding RKTim's love of the larger lady]

[Quotes something written on page 2 that everyone has already long forgotten, or already discussed to conclusion but takes it so far out of context that the argument is invalidated before it's even made]

[The argument]

[four or five line sentence, written in an attempt to appease one or two other forum members hoping to be quoted and thus validate the previous argument]

[post]

[wait...... hit F5]

[Hope to be quoted]

[Quotes Kid Rock saying "I don't like small cars or real big women but somehow i always find myself in them"]

[Replies to Anas PM sending a PM full of whines about how Ana needs to stop being likable if she/he is to be a nazi-mod, you cant be both]

[Writes a WoT flaming Uaint for doubting his catgirl-handling skillz]
[Waits for Klod to call him a furfag]

[Tries to save the post from moderation or deletion by ending with a mostly ontopic part with valid claims and ideas that are invaluable to the discussion]

[julwithnumbers]

[blanket qq more comment]

[Reids]

ruins the thread by not putting square brackets around his post.

[Novaelis]

[QQ]
[lol @whinners]
[whine more about crat nerf and not ingame +500 xxx buff]
[quote some troll and comment "i lol'd"]
[post a link to Facepalm and Double Facepalm and hope to be quoted]
[press F5]
[press F5]
[press F5]
[press F5]
[wtf]

[Esproc]

[steals the wizard hat and robe]
[attempts to spam summon catgirls]
[realizes he can not have more than one mind control pet]

[Astera]

[Accusation of purchased character]

[Dismisses original post to defer flaming towards those in agreement]

[Suggest learning to play your chosen profession]

[Vague reference to happiness over Turret AR being increased]

[Re-posts 2004 MMO subscription chart as proof of something]

[edit typos]

[Xenotric]

[nonsensical statement involving plankton]

[Reids]

[nonsensical statement involving plankton]

[also reads bash.org]

[MrFurious]

[pie]

[points out how enforcers are teh nerfest profession]