RoboKa the Engineer said
to a brash young MP, name of Fred,
"If you hear this sad rhyme
then you'll buff me Space-Time
and I'll lay fifty K on your head!"
Fred had a choice between Mocham
and his real desire which was to choke'm
But he buffed him Space-Time
and MC to be kind
and the hundred K made him less broke-um
RoboKa & RoboKaKa
Solitus Neutral Engineer & Pet
An Engineer once had a pet
Who's pathing AI got all wet
It liked to hump chairs
and fell down the stairs
Self buffed this was all he could get
Dont you think I look like Geordie from Star Trek?
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Actually I look more of a cross between him and Picard don't I?
sorry have to
There once was a guy from nantucket
Whos bot alwas was lost so he said F**k It.
Q u o t e:
((OOC))
Pardon me for hijacking the thread, here..
But, Brion - if you don't want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning - DON'T post on a forum that she reads.
Busted.
Grounded.
From the WoW forums. best PWNAGE EVAH!!!
Standing there was an MP
Innocently enough
Along comes an engi who says
GIMME A GODDAMN MOCHAM
An MP out hunting in Mort
got begged for some implant support
the MP he screamed
but since he was teamed
the engie just beaconed him forth
... or should MP's write Haiku's instead?
The Lion Banner sways and falls in the horror-haunted gloom;
A scarlet Dragon rustles by, borne on winds of doom.
In heaps the shining horsemen lie, where the thrusting lances break,
And deep in the haunted mountains, the lost, black gods awake.
dead hands grope in the shadows, the stars turn pale with fright,
For this is the Dragon's Hour, the triumph of Fear and Night.
Robert Ervin Howard
Haikus?....
Need Mochams for bot
Will make my pet red it will
Cost me a fortune
Dont you think I look like Geordie from Star Trek?
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Actually I look more of a cross between him and Picard don't I?
in lag, eyes are turned
and help the engies I must;
control-tab fatigue
The Lion Banner sways and falls in the horror-haunted gloom;
A scarlet Dragon rustles by, borne on winds of doom.
In heaps the shining horsemen lie, where the thrusting lances break,
And deep in the haunted mountains, the lost, black gods awake.
dead hands grope in the shadows, the stars turn pale with fright,
For this is the Dragon's Hour, the triumph of Fear and Night.
Robert Ervin Howard
There was once an Engi named Hatch
Who tried to build weapons from scratch
But they were all broken
So he started tokin'
He waits still today for a patch
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Oh where has my robot gone to
I told him attack and he flew
Right into a table
But lo' he was able
To travel that table right through
I looked to make sure he was ok
Yep, cpu was still in the tray
But through the door
I went to seek war
And my robot decided to stay
Seven times was I shot in the head
By a soldier that wanted me dead
He said "My House!"
So I ran like a mouse
Now to find my poor bot I retread
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Seven trades in which I have skils
But with them, how do I get kills?
Kill things I cannot
And where is that bot?
I wish I could craft some pain pills
Fare thee well o traveler of rubi-kia....come sit by yonder fire and I shall te ye a tale...
There once was a priest, that could summon great beasts..
from his anger he could bind them all to a leash.
Three things in telling that he could bring forth...A demon , a healer, and a mezzer of sorts
To BATTLE ! To BATTLE ! he would cry..though more often than not his pets would not comply...
His demon who look fearsome awed to a sight...stood idle by, finding a table more his delite.
The mezzer was told to keep the enemy at bay..but the mezzer simply turned..and flew the other way..
Surley my healer would not let me die..But when told to heal, his response was "Sorry master I cannot comply"
Well to make my tale short..I will cut to the end...His pets three in all, well they did not defend.
Now the mp what happen can we say, well hell man what do you think ? he opt to run away.
But fighting vets than more than not always red...well this poor soul... well now he is dead.
Arrggh look thou all the ip is gone. Your ears ring still of the death song. Many hours it will take to get that ip back...But all your pets will say is" Ahh master there your are..welcome BACK !"
So do what all we adventuring MP's will do..count on yourself and get a clue..count on your pets well no..that be not it...spend the IP and get a execellent river series six.
A tale ye I have told..and take heart for thyne tale I would hear next.
Shadow Lv 13 Deity. Mp Warrior.
I am The Master of Shadows. I am here to help you...
We are L E G I O N for we are many.
Teh Layout
“One should be as humble as the dust he treads upon...
But do not mistake my Humbleness as Weakness.”
The light battles the darkness.Who we are decides which side will prevail.
My bot was as tough as could be,
But the mob turned and focused on me.
A root and a crit,
I think this is it,
"You have lost fifty thousand XP."
Drusillus
Band of Brothers
Level 143 Omni-Tek Chief Engineer
Curator of the Rubi-Ka Encyclopaedia of Armor
LOL nicely doneOriginally posted by Drusillus
My bot was as tough as could be,
But the mob turned and focused on me.
A root and a crit,
I think this is it,
"You have lost fifty thousand XP."
On a slightly different note.....
Anarchy Online
Written by Norwegian men
Cannot get it right
:-)
Dont you think I look like Geordie from Star Trek?
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Actually I look more of a cross between him and Picard don't I?
playing a fixer
he's not nearly gimped enough
engineer alt ... yum!
Edit: another cuppa joe, another haiku:
Dan hits! Five damage.
Then, just like on the TV --
robot fighting time!
Edit: this is getting outta control
Auto-attack off.
Beat the scary metal guy!
I'll stand here and watch.
Cheers.
-gridloq, 52 clan (temporarily omni, but who's counting) fixer
-DuctTapeDan, 9 clan engineer
RK2, where men are men and the spoiled brat isn't camped
Last edited by SlickHenry; Oct 2nd, 2002 at 01:19:11.
...what have i started...
RoboKa & RoboKaKa
Solitus Neutral Engineer & Pet
This is what we do when we sit in the corner while our bots fight.
type slash pet attack
from at least a room away
I dont get aggro
Dont you think I look like Geordie from Star Trek?
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Actually I look more of a cross between him and Picard don't I?
indoor stench of foe
contemplation of doorknob
pacifies demon
The Lion Banner sways and falls in the horror-haunted gloom;
A scarlet Dragon rustles by, borne on winds of doom.
In heaps the shining horsemen lie, where the thrusting lances break,
And deep in the haunted mountains, the lost, black gods awake.
dead hands grope in the shadows, the stars turn pale with fright,
For this is the Dragon's Hour, the triumph of Fear and Night.
Robert Ervin Howard
hehe, I'm laughing so hard right now I'm cryingOriginally posted by Intrepid
LOL nicely done
Engineered to slay
Cruel Talons, Ten Tons of Death,
Likes to sexx0r chairs
Rogoff AKA Mr. Brumble - 59 Omni Bureaucrat (RK2)
Goodz 55 Fixer, (RK2)
Goodzz 25 MP - Afrolicious, freaky and habit-forming
Mercinax: "/me casts afro containment field on Goodzz"
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