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Nov 15th, 2008, 21:17:59
#1
Trust me, I'm a scientist
Science Symposium '08 Log
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Anyone else for drinks before we start?
[Vicinity] Sophorius: takes out a can of RUR cola
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: thinks about it...
[Vicinity] Virta: Maybe later...
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: One more here, please
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: smiles
[Vicinity] Dabblez: It is a curious thing. but did you know the word symposium originally referred to a drinking party from the Greek " sympotein" meaning "to drink together"
[Vicinity] Agrestus: Whiskey?
[Vicinity] Virta: Makes sense
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: Didn't know that
[Vicinity] Agrestus: Thanks.
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: I for one, intend to keep the tradition alive..
[Vicinity] Agrestus: smiles.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Well that is just the first of many things you will learn today
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: Thank you
[Vicinity] Agrestus: A whole bottle... This'll keep me occupied.
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: Beer always a good descision [Sam Adams]
[Vicinity] Dabblez: So, thank you all for coming today to the sixth Annual Isaac Asimov Science Symposium
[Vicinity] Virta: claps
[Vicinity] Eeod: yay
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Where the finest minds of Rubi-Ka join up in November and share the fruits of their discoveries and research
[Vicinity] Dabblez: I beleive we have presentations today from Blingbohnk, Eeod, Virta Stanisalw and myself
[Vicinity] Virta: claps
[Vicinity] Dabblez: As always there will be time for questions after each presenation
#1 Blingbohnk
[Vicinity] Dabblez: So, may I intorduce our first speaker Blingbohnk
[Vicinity] Eeod: yay!
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: claps
[Vicinity] Eeod: woot!
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: looks a bit uneasy
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: claps
[Vicinity] Virta: claps
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Stand herein the middle so every one can hear you
[Vicinity] Agrestus: claps.
[Vicinity] Eeod: go bling!
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: hello all thnx for coming
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: starts sweating
[Vicinity] Virta: Huh?
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: uhm
[Vicinity] Eeod: eh?
[Vicinity] Virta: One minute he was there, and then he was not.
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: uhm I fully intended to demonstrat my electric volcano
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: However
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: I simply could not wait to try it...and uhm...
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: there is a real mess in my workshop now =(
[Vicinity] Virta: That is what they are for
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: this is very embarassing sigh
[Vicinity] Dabblez: "A tidy workshop is an idle workshop"
[Vicinity] Agrestus: smiles.
[Vicinity] Eeod: claps heasitantly
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: ok thanks Dabz, and sorry =(
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Erm... okay...
[Vicinity] Virta: claps again politely
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Moving on swiftly
[Vicinity] Farrahe: What is this? some kind of party?
[Vicinity] Agrestus: glances over.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: It a Sicene Symposium
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Science.. even
[Vicinity] Farrahe: ok, what's a Science Symposium?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Come join us and you'll see
#2 Eeod
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Next up is Eeod
[Vicinity] Farrahe: well, I'm standin here, all I see is a bunch of people sitting around
[Vicinity] Agrestus: taps on his wristpad quietly for a moment.
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: claps
[Vicinity] Eeod: clears throat
[Vicinity] Farrahe: takes a swig of Jack
[Vicinity] Eeod: I would like to adress some rumours I have heard over the past few weeks about "Yuttos energy drink".
[Vicinity] Eeod: that is because all of them are false in one way or another.
[Vicinity] Virta: All of them?
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: tuts
[Vicinity] Agrestus: Troxes going mad?
[Vicinity] Eeod: Rumour nr 1. "Yuttos energy drink" is expensive.
[Vicinity] Eeod: This is not true. Everybody on this planet can afford to drink "Yuttos energy drink". At least a sip.
[Vicinity] Eeod: Rumour nr 2. The robbery of the six crates of "Yuttos energy drink" was staged to draw attention to RUR and the "Yuttos energy drink".
[Vicinity] Eeod: looks around
[Vicinity] Eeod: Again not true. The "Yuttos energy drink"-heist was not staged. Me and Stanislav faced a gang of bloodthirsty thugs, and we barely got out alive.
[Vicinity] Farrahe: laughs
[Vicinity] Virta: takes notes.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Amen
[Vicinity] Agrestus: smirks.
[Vicinity] Eeod: Rumour nr 3. "Yuttos energy drink" is full of artificial and modualted ingredients.
[Vicinity] Eeod: False. "Yuttos energy drinks" are made from natural products from both sides of the divide
[Vicinity] Eeod: Rumour nr 5. Every time I use the frase "Yuttos energy drink" listeners are getting more thirsty.
[Vicinity] Virta: I heard one can had a rollerrat toe in it.
[Vicinity] Lasliana: grins
[Vicinity] Eeod: That is only partly true. When listeners alreday have "Yuttos energy drink", then they don't get more thirsty. It tastes wonderfull!
[Vicinity] Eeod: "Yuttos energy drink"
[Vicinity] Eeod: looks at his note.
[Vicinity] Eeod: Questions?
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: raises hand
[Vicinity] Farrahe: takes a swig of Jack
[Vicinity] Virta: What is rumour 4?
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: what is the chemical composition
[Vicinity] Eeod: four?
[Vicinity] Virta: You left it out...
[Vicinity] Eeod: looks at his note and starts to sweat.
[Vicinity] Eeod: there is no such thing as a fourth rumour.
[Vicinity] Farrahe: laughs
[Vicinity] Virta: Tries to peek at the notes
[Vicinity] Virta: tries to peek at the notes
[Vicinity] Virta: scratches his head
[Vicinity] Dabblez: I think you may be getting confused with the Laws of Robotics
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: I suspect the 4th is the fact the drink is made from subcontractors
[Vicinity] Virta: Ah, superstition about number 4.
[Vicinity] Eeod: no! you cant say that!
[Vicinity] Eeod: i mean, it's not true!
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: Uh oh...
[Vicinity] Virta: Sign of an engineer.
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: I heard, from quite a reputable source .. infact from an agent who is apparently stuck in a continual fake profession MP.. that Yuttos Energy Drinks "May contain traces of Neuts" - is that one false?
[Vicinity] Lasliana: stares at Eeod
[Vicinity] Eeod: Its just rumours!
[Vicinity] Virta: stifles a laugh
[Vicinity] Farrahe: so does it work any better than Jack to get you drunk?
[Vicinity] Agrestus: Traces of neuts?
[Vicinity] Eeod: I think i have said enough..
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: Yes!
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: Is it a link between the drink and the low Yutto population?
[Vicinity] Eeod: looks desperate at dabblez
[Vicinity] Dabblez: You must be thinkong of soylent green
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: .0009 % unkown substance that fell to Rubika from space
[Vicinity] Dabblez: That has traces of Neuts
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: ahh.. I best tell him.. *coughs*
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Any more questions for Eeod?
[Vicinity] Virta: I have heard enough.
[Vicinity] Eeod: i have told enough
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Thank you Eeod for that informative discussion about what Yuttos Energy is not
[Vicinity] Streller: chuckles.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: late comers, if you want to come closer, plenty of seat still free
[Vicinity] Eeod: thank you for listening
[Vicinity] Farrahe: ok, so I still don't know what this is, just a bunch of boring people talking?
[Vicinity] Virta: Tsk tsk. It is science, lady.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: also any one for drinks? Virta is next so you might need it
[Vicinity] Lasliana: i will lean here thanks
[Vicinity] Virta: Hm
[Vicinity] Farrahe: what is? talking about some stupid energy drink is science?
[Vicinity] Keanne: smiles, then chuckles lightly
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: raises her glass and takes a gulp
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Nov 15th, 2008, 21:19:10
#2
Trust me, I'm a scientist
#3 Virta
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Officer Virta, ladies and gnetlemen!
[Vicinity] Virta: Hm. Yes.
[Vicinity] Farrahe: sighs
[Vicinity] Agrestus: claps.
[Vicinity] Virta: Good evening everyone.
[Vicinity] Virta: Firstly I should just mention that recently I have been taking care of my sister who is ill, at the hospital.
[Vicinity] Lasliana: watches virta
[Vicinity] Virta: I did made some improvements to reduce the down-time of the Omni-Med staff, with proposals like keeping track of the break-time, loo-breaks and things like that, incoming and outgoing time monitoring system and designed a system of punchclocks for that. It is being delivered to the management as we speak. It will be valuable in the efficiency of the hospital.
[Vicinity] Virta: However, that is not my topic today.
[Vicinity] Virta: I was instructed to spend some time outside from the hospital and dug up my old study of the 'The social dynamics of Omni-Ent cleaning bots'.
[Vicinity] Virta: I had neglected them recently and was actually eager to see how they were doing.
[Vicinity] Virta: I soon made contact with Lisa, whom I am sure you all remember from my study four years ago?
[Vicinity] Virta: smiles and looks at the audience.
[Vicinity] Virta: This little robotic creature was my first point of contact with their society, which I shall call Brutii, when I last spent some time with them.
[Vicinity] Virta: This time she was being followed by three new and shiny cleaning robots. She was gently nudging them along, sometimes giving out a sharp 'pop' sound if one of them was venturing too far from her.
[Vicinity] Virta: She had become a mom.
[Vicinity] Virta: smiles happily.
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: awwws
[Vicinity] Virta: Lisa took me again to see Brutus. This formidable robot was still being the leader, although one wheel had come off and it was a bit hard for him to move.
[Vicinity] Virta: He made a pretend charge at me, like old times, but I think it was more of a greeting than an act of hostility.
[Vicinity] Virta: They have a good memory.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: nods
[Vicinity] Virta: What I discovered next, was something that had been hidden from us until this day I believe.
[Vicinity] Virta: draws breath.
[Vicinity] Virta: These robots are migratory! When the evening came, they all assembled into a line and began moving away from the Bronto Burger stand.
[Vicinity] Virta: I spent 2 months living among them, learning more and more about their migration cycle and society.
[Vicinity] Virta: The first 2 weeks are spent near the Ent-BB stand, from which they move on to the Mongol Meat. The journey takes roughly their whole day, and is often treacherous.
[Vicinity] Virta: Due to the traffic.
[Vicinity] Virta: When we were moving again from Mongol Meat, I took a quick look at the sewer area when we were passing but they seem a bit hesitant to go there, and when I stepped closer to the place, it was as if they were trying to prevent me from going further.
[Vicinity] Virta: I took this as a sign of them accepting me to their society and was a sign of protection. Obviously they were terrified of that area.
[Vicinity] Virta: We were heading to Baboons and Rompa. In both places we spend roughly a week. Then it is back to Bronto Burger.
[Vicinity] Virta: There is much we can learn from them.
[Vicinity] Virta: I believe the migration discovery is groundbreaking!
[Vicinity] Lasliana: continures watching virta
[Vicinity] Virta: Future work will probably involve taking a linguist with me for the next trip. I have rudimentary grasp of their language, consisting of whirrs and clicking sounds, after this experience and would like to learn and study it more.
[Vicinity] Virta: Thank you for your time.
[Vicinity] Virta:
[Vicinity] Virta: beams
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: applauds
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Questions for Virta?
[Vicinity] Farrahe: Oh geez! You guys live on the most exciting planet in the universe and you're sitting around in here comparing your pocket protectors?
[Vicinity] Agrestus: smiles.
[Vicinity] Eeod: claps
[Vicinity] Lasliana: claps
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: raise his hands
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: Yes, I have one.
[Vicinity] Farrahe: laughs loudly and walks out of the room
[Vicinity] Keanne: You.. actually spent 2 months following few cleaning robots?
[Vicinity] Virta: Yes?
[Vicinity] Virta: Yes, and it was most fascinating Keanne.
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: Virta, do you think it would be within the interest of this most extraordinary society if we perhaps take away the fears you suggest they have?
[Vicinity] Virta: We might provide some counselling perhaps...
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: They do a job that really so many take for granted.. maybe we should embark on a journey of thanks
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: We should clean up the sewer!
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Why do they migrate?
[Vicinity] Virta: That might make them happy.
[Vicinity] Agrestus: Volunteer work? Sounds great.
[Vicinity] Virta: That is the question Stan. Nobody knows.
[Vicinity] Virta: A big mystery.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: I see
[Vicinity] Agrestus: looks at a bleeping on his comm unit and taps it a few times.
[Vicinity] Virta: Anything else?
[Vicinity] Keanne: Well..
[Vicinity] Virta: Very well!
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: The robot becam a mom, how did they.. I mean, how is the robotic.. ritual
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Thank you very much Virta
[Vicinity] Lasliana: looks at her datapad, and walks out
[Vicinity] Keanne: What did you learn from their migration that could not have been mined from their logs?
[Vicinity] Virta: We need to study them more Gimpeline.
#4 Dabblez
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Next up is.. well me
[Vicinity] Virta: We learned how big a mystery it is.
[Vicinity] Keanne: I see.
[Vicinity] Virta: claps and turns his attention to Dabblez
[Vicinity] Dabblez: My topic today is "The mathematical proof of existence of Rimor".
[Vicinity] Eeod: claps
[Vicinity] Virta: gasps
[Vicinity] Dabblez: But first, what do I mean by Rimor?
[Vicinity] Agrestus: raises his eyebrow.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Rimor, in this context is the name of a hypothetical mirror universe,
[Vicinity] Dabblez: a parallel dimension beyond the Shadowlands where everything is identical to how it is in our universe, only evil.
[Vicinity] Eeod: the existence of rumour?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: But why the interest in Rimor? Why not come up with a proof of the existence of Narnia or Never-neverland?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: The reason is perhaps there is something more to Rimor.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Many experts think that Rimor exists, if not in reality, at least in our, collective unconscious.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Over the past seven years, there have been many documented incidents of people with false memories from their life on Rimor.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: What is interesting is that this various accounts are consistent between the different subjects.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: For instance, an Omni Bureaucrat called "Trousers" is often the object of these fantasies.
[Vicinity] Agrestus: chuckles.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: But does this prove Rimor actually exists?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Of course not. What we need is some good old fashioned maths. So on with the proof.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Take Pi, always a good place to start.
[Vicinity] Virta: cheers for Pi.
[Vicinity] Eeod: go pi!
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Multiply it by a constant 'e'. Now you have Pie.
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: uh
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Square it. As square pie is a ridiculous concept, round the result.
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: gets an Atrox hunger pain
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Still with me?
[Vicinity] Virta: Of course
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Now if you take this result and run it through the Kroitz-Jigger standard quadratic equation for multi-dimensional relations,
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: looks blank
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: PIE!
[Vicinity] Virta: nods
[Vicinity] Dabblez: the very same equation believed to be behind the Shadowlands portals though JAME still refuse to make their research public,
[Vicinity] Eeod: a micro wave oven?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: not that I am bitter,
[Vicinity] Dabblez: the result is very interesting.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: What we get is +Pie and -Pie.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: -Pie being the clear indication that the mirror dimension, Rimor, is in fact evil.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Are there any questions?
[Vicinity] Virta: fiddles with his computer and scratches his head
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: raises hand
[Vicinity] Virta: I seem to get the same result. So nothing here.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Yes Bling?
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: I was just wondering, if maybe we are evil and rimor is good? maybe...
[Vicinity] Dabblez: No
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: And also, did you say you had pie?
[Vicinity] Virta: Of course we are good.
[Vicinity] Eeod: yes! we are good. Not evil at alll!
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Any other questions?
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: raises hand
[Vicinity] Agrestus: The muggers and terrorists in that dimension... Do they hold a gun to your head and force cash into your pockets?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Yes Gimpeline?
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: Is it possible to talk or contact the other side in any way?
[Vicinity] Virta: Not with Kroitz-Jigger.
[Vicinity] Dabblez: I think that is more a question for a metaphysicist
[Vicinity] Dabblez: The mathematical proof just gives us a framework to explain how Rimor might exist
[Vicinity] Keanne: Did you get the starting point, Pi, by using Harrison-Stetson-method?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: But there is no hard empirical evidence
[Vicinity] Dabblez: To Keanne - yes.
[Vicinity] Keanne: nods
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Of course the people on JAME might be able to help getting to Rimor
[Vicinity] Dabblez: But you know them
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Jame does nto sahre
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Any other questsions?
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Then on to our final presentation. But before that any more drinks?
[Vicinity] Eeod: peeks at Maugerry
[Vicinity] Keanne: I don't see why not.
[Vicinity] Maugerry: gives Eeod a little wave and smiles
[Vicinity] Eeod: smiles
[Vicinity] Keanne: Thanks
[Vicinity] Keanne: opens the bottle of sake and takes a sip
#5 Stanislaw
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Then please welcome Stanislaw
[Vicinity] Eeod: yay!!
[Vicinity] Virta: claps
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: claps
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: smiles
[Vicinity] Maugerry: claps quietly
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Hello Rubi-Ka!
[Vicinity] Agrestus: smiles.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Today I bring you the discoverry of the century!
[Vicinity] Eeod: hello Stan!
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: One of the oldest mysteries known to mankind
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: will be solved tonight
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: For I
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Stanislaw
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Nanomange engineer
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Have captured
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: and brought here tongiht
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: for all to see
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: the one
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: and only...
[Vicinity] Virta: yes?
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Abon-
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Abnob-
[Vicinity] Keanne: looks at her com
[Vicinity] Agrestus: looks at his wristpad and raises his eyebrows, before looking back up again.
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: is that similar to the AbRocket
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Abominable snowman!
(( A snowman object from last Xmas appears ))
[Vicinity] Eeod: almost cant take the suspense
[Vicinity] Vedia: turns a shade of pale
[Vicinity] Eeod: gasps
[Vicinity] Virta: snow?
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: oooh.. wont he melt near the fire?
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: cowers in fear
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Cover in fear!
[Vicinity] Eeod: eeeekkk!!!
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: i think it just siad "Happy Birthday"
[Vicinity] Agrestus: looks at the snowman.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: The fierce yeti
[Vicinity] Virta: Irrational fear of snowmen?
[Vicinity] Agrestus: It's smiling at me.
[Vicinity] Maugerry: chuckles
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Say something scary abominable snowman
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Come on... do something!
[Vicinity] Agrestus: grins back at the snowman.
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: is thinking about carrot pie
[Vicinity] Agrestus: He's very friendly.
[Vicinity] Virta: It is melting.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: I guess it's not used to so many people
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: So.. questions?
[Vicinity] Virta: opens his mouth
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: He just folded up into your pocket? That was neat
[Vicinity] Virta: Was it real snow?
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: You would not beleive all the things I have in my pocket
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: No, it fur
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: shakes her head
[Vicinity] Maugerry: What's it for?
[Vicinity] Agrestus: So theres actually an invention that minaturizes animals into a small container? Sounds like old earth cartoons to me.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: It works with yalms too!
[Vicinity] Virta: I think the science content was pretty slim.
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: what would melt first, snow or styrofoam, i wonder
[Vicinity] Virta: I covered the shrinking theories last year.
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: What, the mystery of the abominable snowman is slim science?
[Vicinity] Virta: nods
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: Are you out of your mind?
[Vicinity] Maugerry: what's the mystery? you've got him in your pocket, right?
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: What does it eat?
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: He wasn't in my pocket until I caught him, now was he?
[Vicinity] Kyrosin: ...People.
[Vicinity] Virta: You have some water dripping out of your pocket.
[Vicinity] Maugerry: giggles
[Vicinity] Stanislaw: I better get changed then
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Right... abominable snowman.... okay
[Vicinity] Streller: chuckles.
[Vicinity] Maugerry: smiles
[Vicinity] Dabblez: That bring this Symposium to an end, unless anyone wants to add anything?
[Vicinity] Keanne: finishes her drink
[Vicinity] Maugerry: sighs with disappointment
[Vicinity] Ukblizzard: A thank you is in order for arranging such an enlightening event!
[Vicinity] Virta: Yes, thank you Dabblez! And already can't wait for the next year!
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Thank you all for coming and see you here in 12 months time
[Vicinity] Dabblez: Well I'll probably see you all before that, but not at the Science Symposium
[Vicinity] Keanne: Like NLF?
[Vicinity] Eeod: claps
[Vicinity] Gimpeline: claps
[Vicinity] Virta: claps and cheers
[Vicinity] Blingbohnk: heads for the pie vendor
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