-You Know You're An NT When .......

[Keldros]

...When an opponent calls you a "triple-noob" even though you just blinded him and left him as an easy target for the fixers/crats/etc to finish off.

[Iluvyou]

.. you instinctively press 2 (layers) on every other toon you play and get "cannot attack yourself message"

That's how my doc keeps getting ubt'd ;D

... Someone traines you with 5 250 guards and roots you, and you still get away
... You get called one button noob, after killing a soldier, using ns2 instead of doubles.

[Calamite]

...you constantly get "make imp ql 170 plz" tells even though you're on your crat and your name says "Idont Makeimps"

[rhonijin]

....when you plan your ip spending on AoSkillEmu3 and realise that the difference in HP isnt worh the ip invested into stamina

....when your'e at reclaim and curse yourself for NOT having invested ip into stamina (though it wouldve made no difference anyways)

....when you take a look at which defensive nanos you want to equip next, and realise your MC is 100+ points above requirements but your T&S is 100+ points below requirements

....when (knowing all you'd have to do is swap an implant) only rarely can you bring yourself to comprimise MC in order to equip said defensive nano

[Larp]

...you think 10 solo kills on bs is a slow round

[SoSad]

When the battle starts everyone else runs to get closer while you stand back and nuke. If I can tab to it, its close enough to hit.

DieAlready - 161 NT

If your not as good as me, you must be a noob.

[angels]

you know you are an NT, when you get alphaed by any profs even by MP with his bow...

[angels]

you know you are an NT, when you get alphaed by any profs even by pet profs crats/mps by their weapons only..................

[Vindict0r]

This may be a bit on the side, but...

You know your friend is an NT when you tell your teammates "Hey I got an NT who wants to join!" and you promptly get kicked off the team...

[Eskarin]

This one's a old one, probably posted.
..when at parties, AoE'ing around just for the pretty colors!

[Nisior]

When the first thing you do with a new nuke is test it on yourself

[gimpmasta]

When the first thing you do with a new nuke is test it on yourself

lol indeed.

...when you spam your shortcut bar in bs and end up healing the opponent...because you're not on your nt.

[NaimahDolgoth]

...when u would cry for "NERF [Random Prof] ALPHA DAMAGE" after a duel, but u just realize that u casted that pesky double on yourself

I think I just wet myself. lol

"WTF did he hit me with?!?!"
*scans combat log*
".....oh."

[X-Styx-X]

when u get called a triple nub while killing targets with perks >_< ( in deff focus even)

[Drakeep]

- (ancient past) when u jump off from an hill near a pool of acid, And after u trained all the mobs over Hope, u got banned.

- When u run like a fool in BS with 5 enfos behind u.

- When u stand up on a hill in elysium with 5 teammates afk

- When yell cause NS2 dosen't works, cause u doublezor

- When u are tl5 and u kill a tl7 NBSing

- When u nuke on ur head to test NR.

- When u feel yourselft useless, attacking a NR perked foe

- When u go wet, encountering a GA4 fixor

[RedWatr]

you know you're an Omni TL5 NT when...

you get a tell asking you go to BS, Omg it's actually running! and it looks relatively balanced, so you join, have some fun fights, but because a few clan die instead of insta owning Omni's side of s10 toons +1, the next round consists of 5 170 Agent twinks in FP Enf/Doc, Dokkie, and a Trader. lol

BS ends for the rest of the day.

you stand there feeling guilty for ever thinking you could join the fun, knowing you just ruined BS for an entire faction at TL5

fun times

[NaimahDolgoth]

....when the most common question you hear is "You don't kite? How do you level?".

[WaterBamsen]

Waves to everyone & Smiles

***walsk softly out the back door winking**

[Bacs]

When your smile is a mile wide after equipping your first nano formula recompiler.

When noobs moan for not shooting when you're wearing 2x Ql 7 int pistols.

When Essence of Behemoth doubles your life force.

EDIT: One thats killing me ATM.
When you have the inteligence for QL180 implants, but can just about scrounge the treatment for 130's.

[soulviver]

"...When you start shouting I'll get you Gadget! IRL."

I'd seriously shoot myself in the head if I ever said that or "gee wilikers"