Exclusive Information – Rita Prestin’s makeup budget revealed!
October 06, 29481 - [Global]
IRRK - It was early this morning; I had just arrived at the news office, when I found a small box lying on the floor, just inside the door. It was labeled “important”, and since I was the first one in the office this day, I opened the box. Inside was a data disc, with an official Omni-Med logo. I connected the data disc to my workstation, and the content was rather interesting.
It has to be said that the data on the disc was rather messed up. It appeared that someone had tried to hack the data, but failed at it. Still, parts of it were readable, and provided quite an interesting view into the personal life of one of the Omni-Tek directors. Specfically, Omni-Med Director Rita Prestin.
At first, it appeared to be some sort of coded language between Miss Prestin and one of her personal guards, with mentioning of a "code-m" issue. As I read on, I found out that code-m was slang for makeup. Miss Prestin’s use of makeup is well known, but I doubt that anyone knew to what extend. And she even uses her own guards to pick it up. Without further interruptions, I will present: Rita Prestin’s makeup budget for September 24 to September 30, 29481.
*****Omni-Tek Data Disc Service*****
********Omni-Med/Rubi-Ka*********
From: R. Prestin, Director of Omni-Med, Rubi-Ka
To: <Invalid Data>
RE: Code-M for end of September.
Once again, you have failed in completing the code-m mission. The last batch was of a very bad quality, be sure to demand a refund from it. Furthermore, I am sick of you mixing up Cleansing Salt with Cleansing Alcohol. As I have told you, countless times, Cleansing Alcohol messes up my skin!
Here is the list for the last week of September. Do not screw this up again, or you will be fired!
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4 Primium Leet Fur Brushes, 24,000 credits per brush.
2 Elite Reet Feather Brushes, 32,000 credits per brush.
14 Bottles of Cleaning Salt, 4000 credits per bottle.
8 Packs of Bleach Bandages, 2500 credits per pack.
16 Jars of Albino Skin Cream, 12,500 credits per jar.
4 Boxes of Succubus Lipstick, ID-2340, 1500 credits per box.
10 Crates of Ice Queen Water, 5000 credits per crate.
Also, do not forget the latest issue of The Omni Working Woman’s Makeup Tips. If you do, then you will be cleaning the streets of Rome for an entire year!
Rita Prestin,
Director of Omni-Med
Rubi-Ka
**********End of Data File**********
To sum it up, Miss Prestin has ordered makeup products for over 475,000 credits, and that is just for a week. She really must enjoy her makeup, if she is willing to spend that much money on it, but it should also be noted that the products are indeed on the expensive side, and all manufactured by Omni-Tek.
I shall not comment on her use of makeup any further, as I am sure every woman uses a lot of money on that stuff. But still, she uses way too much, and I can't really tell if it helps anyway.
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Originally Posted by Armadyl
atleast i do
