So I had one of my people poking around in my old apartment this morning and they returned to me an audio recording coming from the apartment next door. That apartment belongs to the new Omni-Trans Director Tresa "Cylie" Cross. The following maybe disturbing but we believe she is talking about her husband Beta "Foosball33" Cross. Please listen at your own risk.
(( To the beat of Whitney Houston - I will Always love you ))
*Starts audio transmission*
If I should stay,
I would only, piss, Foos off.
So I'll go; (to Jobe), but I know
I'll think of Trade every step of the way.
And I will always love Foos.
I will always love Foos.
Foos, my darling Foos. Hmm.
Bittersweet; camping leets
their lewt is all I'm taking with me.
So, kbye. Please, don't /cry.
We both know respawn, respawn soon.
And I will always love Foos.
I will always love Foos.
(Cylie making noise imitating an Instrumental solo)
I hope ARK treats you kind
And I hope you have all you've camped for.
And I wish to you, phats and Neut love.
But above all this, I wish they nerf Advents.
And I will always love Foos.
I will always love Foos.
I will always love Foos.
I will always love Foos.
I will always love Foos.
I, I will always love Foos.
Foos, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love Foos.
*End audio transmission*
Shortly here after my agent fled the scene