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  1. #161
    Lapislazulee: u can go home now mr unicorn
    Lapislazulee: dont u miss yer wife?
    Spumesarge: yeah.
    Lapislazulee: smoke a doob and chill out mr unicorn
    Spumesarge: ...whats a doob?
    Lapislazulee: umm like a spliff u know what i'm talkin bout huh unicorn
    Lapislazulee: betch u miss watchin the telly too
    Supasnipe - 220/15 Agent -Proud Member of United.

  2. #162
    Small world, Techboy!

    Advy's an online friend of mine

    --

    Some more quotes from me, as Shichiroji. Probably belongs to the 'Hecknoob' thread, but I can't seem to find it.

    I was lvl 133 and had recently obtained the expansions. This was my second Hecks team and we were buffing up at Ely. Amongst my teammates was a lvl 135 fellow Adv.

    I'll admit Shichiroji was, and still is somewhat gimpy, as I completely messed up at levels 60-100. Anyways, I was about to change into wolf mode and cast Pack Hunter [an Adv evades buff and yes, very gimpy for my level at the time] when I realised the other Adv was already in wolf. I figured it would be quicker if they casted the evades buff instead.

    Me: lvl135Adv, can you cast pack hunter or higher?
    lvl135Adv: i have pack hunter
    lvl135Adv: also have team wolf mode and grinning hunter other
    lvl135Adv: just tell me which one you need
    Me: [slightly annoyed] well, can you cast pack hunter or higher?

    There is a long pause.

    lvl135Adv: what form do i need for pack hunter?
    Me: wolf

    Another pause.

    lvl135Adv: i can't cast it, everyone has to be in wolf mode

    My turn to pause.

    Me: no matter, i'll cast it

    ---

    lvl90potentialebayer: it's not easy making money in the game
    lvl90potentialebayer: tell me ONE way of making money
    lvl90potentialebayer: has to be at my level
    Shichiroji: [lists visiting lvl 40-50 dyna camps, collecting monster parts to juice, doing missions, getting pearls from SL, collecting patterns, etc etc]
    lvl90potentialebayer: so you're telling me i have to kill things to make money?

    --

    In the middle of a huge lag spike while fighting the boss at the end of a team mish:

    Teammate1: lag
    Teammate2: laaag
    Teammate3: So, how are all doing?
    Chronic Shichiroji Argonaut: 220 / 25 / 55 (Slice and dice)
    Not Shichidoc Fighter: 177 / 18 / 42 (Pew Pew)
    Moon Metallishi Dog: 156 / 13 / ?? (Mini TS)

    General of Haven (we are recruiting!), Haven's token Aussie and owner of a ql 310 Fine-Tuned DNA-Locked Blaster Rifle.

    Hic sunt dracones.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chrys View Post
    Typical ANZers every subject ends up talking about sheep and criminals

  3. #163
    ok this is me on my engineer of the same name. The toehr person (name changed to pretect this person from the verbal gang bang that might ensue)



    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Hello, Can you make a nano for me?
    Spankmeister: Yes, ic an, you got the ID?
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: ID????
    SPankmeister: Instruction Disc
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Oh you mean this (Post Soleet freind ID)
    Spankmesister:Yes, give me that and ill go make the nano.
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: huh?
    Spankmeister: Trade me that ID and ill run to teh shop and make the nano up.
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Oh, so you make that into a nano crystal?!?!
    Spankmeister: Yes.
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Ohhhh. Ok here you go.
    **hands me teh ID..I run off to store for teh disposable stuff...
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: How much longer will this take?
    Spankmeister: Well i jsut zoned into the shop...its been 30 seconds.
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Oh, your stuff must suck.
    (At this point im thinking if i dont get a hell of a tip i jsut got a new nano crystal)
    I come back to the spot where i left teh 220 at.
    Spankmeister : Here ya go(trade teh Crystal back tot he 22 in exchange for a 5m tip)
    Spankmeister: Enjoy
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Ok so if i right click this it will upload?
    Spankmeister: Yeah..jsut like any other <bleeeeep> nano in the game. As long as you meet the reqs .
    220iboughtmyaccountonebay: Reqs?
    Spankmeister: Requirements.

    At this point i put this person on ignore.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizaka View Post
    I can hit 2k clit (had to say it pala) without resets or tutoring device and I'm not a clit blessed class. I like it
    Spankmeister--> 208 engie TSer
    Cytrate--> 140 Enfo tanker
    thats all the interesting ones.
    Wickid Intent on Rimor
    Sig Pic

  4. #164
    Quote Originally Posted by SolidFire
    Lapislazulee: u can go home now mr unicorn
    Lapislazulee: dont u miss yer wife?
    Spumesarge: yeah.
    Lapislazulee: smoke a doob and chill out mr unicorn
    Spumesarge: ...whats a doob?
    Lapislazulee: umm like a spliff u know what i'm talkin bout huh unicorn
    Lapislazulee: betch u miss watchin the telly too
    Spume is an online buddy of mine...funny guy

  5. #165
    Bumpage, how did this get to page 2?
    wut

  6. #166

    Another funny quote from an NPC! *ebil grin*

    Maledia: Goodbye.
    Alvin Odeleder: Now where did that darn slayerdroid go with my lunch?

    Don't let this happen to you.
    Rimor:Berrenta 220/19 adv|Sudayxis 135/8 MP|Rubyfire 15/2 sold|Shadowberren 73/6 agent
    Ashlotte 102/5 keeper|Yetashan 54/1 MA|Rubiam 35/2 NT|Kumatora 40/2 trader
    Atlantean: Maledia 120/5 doctor|Shawaina 30/2 enf|Shellfury 13/1 sold

    Proud member of Core (Rimor) and Hands of Fate (Atlantean)
    Quote Originally Posted by tazalanche View Post
    There is no IRL. There is only active in game, AFK & extended AFK.

  7. #167
    Axela shared this one on my fortune cookie thread. Had me in stitches.

    Quote Originally Posted by Axela
    Alright, this is stolen from someone else logon, edited abit but the main bit is.

    Ark : Hi, I am <ARK, responding to petition>. You still suck?
    Fren : Oo
    Ark : OMG, "stuck" I meant. Sorry about that.
    o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o mahnamahna roflmao mahnamahna o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o

    Vlainstrike 220/30ma[S][Pics]; Jadeprakasha 220/12mp; Crashloop 167/23fx
    --------------------------------------------------
    Concept MA Attack: Attack of the Three Fates
    --------------------------------------------------
    Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.
    ~Lewis Carroll

  8. #168
    Lemme guess the petition was /petition I suck!!!

  9. #169
    Quote Originally Posted by deniska
    Lemme guess the petition was /petition I suck!!!
    not much arks can do about that other then tell u to reroll ur gimp (Edited by Sabynne: Inappropriate Language)
    Last edited by Sabynne; Jun 18th, 2006 at 11:32:35.
    Master Mentholbox 220/30 Adv
    Master Seanconnery 220/20 NT
    Neophyte Azazzel 217 agent
    Menthscrat 220/30 Crat
    Mexico-god's blindspot!

    first person to ding 220 in a SL mission
    First lvl 250 adv on RK1!!!!

    [Mercenaries] Wilsonat: Gorilla is animal, geurilla is animal with an AK47

  10. #170
    Quote Originally Posted by Mentholbox
    not much arks can do about that other then tell u to reroll ur gimp ass
    Sure they can help.
    Kite me and give me phatz NOW!

  11. #171
    k...Supplantorz was gonna say a poem for Christians in Clan OOC...so I made one up for him, since he lost his..

    [Clan OOC] Bleodemm: jesus is awesome jesus is great, on a scale of 1 to 10, he earns an 8!

  12. #172
    [Clan shopping 1-50] Sixcrow: WTS Kodaik Turbo IXLowRider with Small Chain link steering wheel, hydraulic jumping suspension, and spinnin' bling bling rims, 1 free bottle of new kodiak smell air freshener as an incentive package PST
    [Vicinity] Hilfy: Expecting?
    [Vicinity] Redtricks: Pregnant? No.

  13. #173

  14. #174
    **********: jai11ans
    I may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind.

  15. #175
    Quote Originally Posted by alex11
    u wanna join sixximux? click here
    Please alex11 dont link to a horror site . i have a heart attack in the middle on 4:22 AM listenin to ghost wailin out of nowwhere
    Last edited by Libidowolf; Jun 18th, 2006 at 22:07:46.
    li·bi·do (lĭ-bē'dō, -bī'-) n. pl. li·bi·dos ♀+♂= hm♪hm♪♥Yes!
    The psychic and emotional energy associated with instinctual biological drives.
    Sexual desire. Manifestation of the sexual drive.
    [Origin: 1890–95; < L libīdō desire, willfulness, lust, akin to libēre to be pleasing]
    WolfHound W.H.O
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    [DoctorWhite]: Between 1b and real life friends which will you chose ? (Eyei, Whitesnipe)
    The story bout RL friend choosing 1b over friends
    Dr. White <----- May Money Be Your Only Friend and Comfort
    Stat-buffing implant ql250.Blitzin service, QL200 Grafts and stuff
    Libidowolf's Trip to find Felonwolf!

  16. #176
    anyone mind briefly explaining who this alex11 is?

  17. #177
    A professionall web designer.

    [EDIT] I just pressed the new link..Oh my god...He fixed his site..I don't know if I'm laughing or crying..Maybe both..Holy sh**t..
    wut

  18. #178
    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcon
    A professionall web designer.
    Don't mock him!
    This is a web design of the Future!!!

  19. #179
    noobleader]: Aleriah...
    To [noobleader]: ??
    [noobleader]: Will you marry me?
    To [noobleader]: i dunno whats in it for me
    [noobleader]: -eyes widen-
    [noobleader]: eternal love?
    [noobleader]: so you don't wanna marry me?
    [noobleader]: I love you so much...
    [noobleader]: yet...you don't even know me
    [noobleader]: let alone want to marry me
    To [noobleader]: where did all this come from
    [noobleader]: my heart
    To [noobleader]: u dont even know me
    [noobleader]: Okay, you're right, sorry I've been actin like a noob






    WTF

  20. #180
    Marry me then, Im not a n00b, really... and I have lotsa money and phatz!!11one

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