Funny quotes from ingame! Share!

**Redtricks** · May 28th, 2006, 19:14:36

Originally Posted by Taikwandodo

[Neu. Newbie OOC] Gogringogo: OMFG, I have made 7 diff charaters and evertime I start playing with it my shuttle goes down!! WTF!! what am I doing wrong?

So this became my log message

Omfg!

**gergiskoo** · May 29th, 2006, 00:23:16

Nothing too funny, just a few weird ones.

I was selling a quartz rifle today and some engi replied "May I buy the OT-Winchaser M06 Quartz:Quality Level 22". Very odd.

Someone was spamming OT Shopping 1-50. I told him [rather harshly] to stop. Ten, maybe fifteen minutes later I get a random tell from someone asking me if I knew the guy. I said "not personally." He asked me what level I was, so I assumed he was going to ask me why I was being such a jerk, maybe try to defend the guy's honor or something. Then he asked me if I wanted to "be his friend." I agreed and got frequent tells from him updating me on what he was doing, which usually came while I was trying to roll or blitz missions. Note that I'd never so much as seen the guy, let alone knew who or where he was, or why he'd picked me out of a bazillion others as his new "friend." Actually, it kinda reminded me of Myspace.

Standing outside FT, I witnessed Player1 ask Player2 what weapons he was using in vicinity.
Here's the paraphrased conversation:
Player1: can i have them?
Player2: o.O
Me: lol
Player1: umm no
Me: screenshot time

**Riahmant** · May 29th, 2006, 00:34:27

a trip down memory lane from when i hit 220 what player 2 had to say
Ryph: You feel the core your being shift, as the source makes room for the final divine presence. 'Riahmant' has reached enlightenment. Anarchy Online servers will be shut down in 60 minutes. Please say your goodbyes and exchange e-mail and IM screennames with friends. Funcom would like to thank you all for playing, and for the subscriptions which will not be reimbursed.

**Riahmant** · May 29th, 2006, 00:39:01

oh and least not forget why you dont mess with neutrals on rk2, because #1 you will pay and #2. you get to deal with this! (i edited his names out but thier all to the same person)

To [supernotcool]: so are you like out here attacking dude? cuz we should like totally pvp vs each other
[nocluewhatsabouttohithim]: who are u ?
To [reclaimsbestfriend]: im here to help think of me as like hmmmmmm the mr.T of the neutal pvp board and I pitty da foo
[onelettermakesasentance]: k
To [plzisntawordpleaseishowever]: so plz come out we'll have super duper time pvping okie sillydokeio
[crymeariveryourboringme]: i'v any org now i'v lost some million for dont say 140M and now u will i stay cool ? it's a joke ?
To [gettingannoyedbyme]: that be your problem dude I suggest you dont mess with neutrals ........ever or you will be sent to ohhhhhhelllo my reclaim hello my terminal hello my ragtime doll
[yesisangragtime]: and all that cause my ****ing sister have take my agent for testing tower ballte
To [youhaveasisterhawt!]: well sounds like a matter for the family court
To [mr i can't spell]: I suggest judge judy I hear she plays eq2
[clannerwhothinkes he's cool]: i'v again 6 months to play after i sell this account and i stay on Star wars galaxie and after 3 years and 5months i tell u all finito Anarchy OF my (Edited by Sabynne: Inappropriate Language)
To [clannerwhothinkshe'scool]: ok here is me almost caring

**Tussa** · May 30th, 2006, 10:33:41

Alright...I've picked out some more from our quote bank

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Tussa shouts: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Kotts shouts: we have!
Tussa shouts: What say you?
Hyperfists shouts: ahem
Ragunn shouts: No more canned food!
Kotts shouts: we find the defendent, Waffles!
Hyperfists shouts: and Lux appartments for all us grunts!
Tussa shouts: Then I sentence you all to dancing the macarena five times a day for no less than a period of seven year, three months, twelve days and twenty hours!
Gherrit shouts: I don't think so...
Hyperfists shouts: Did we vote for her?
Kotts shouts: Nooooooooo!
Tussa shouts: With naked women ready for your beck and call
Kotts shouts: ok never mind!
Gherrit shouts: Well frag yeah then
Hyperfists shouts: I VOTED YES YES I DID!!
Kotts shouts: long live Pres Godfray!
Gherrit shouts: Where are the naked women!?

[Assembly] Juxiao: cookie
[Assembly] Sembly: Cookie for you Juxiao »» Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
[Assembly] Juxiao: Why do I always get the dirty ones.
[Assembly] Juxiao: ~I wasn't trained for this~

[Assembly] Tussa: pb Numb One
[Assembly] Sembly: Remains of The Numb One
[Assembly] Ridgerunner: Old Boyfreind Jen?
[Assembly] Tussa: No, *applicant* Ridge, that's a summoned creature in the Shadowlands.
[Assembly] Ridgerunner: I love what youve done with your hair Jen.....ummmm....really.

[Assembly] Kotts: hello guys, and gals
[Assembly] Juxiao: and non-gender specific relatives

[Team] Ridgerunner: And why in the 9 hells am I holding a Heart?
[Team] Ragunn: Because I've got one already.
[Team] Ridgerunner: Ok, works for me
[Team] Ragunn: Are there really nine hells?
[Team] Ridgerunner: Yeah Omni-1 Omni-Trade and various other population centers...

(I love this next one. It's advanced humor, curtesy of Absyn)
Absyn: It is like. Peal clubbing. Cute defenseless. Young peals... Endangered for their silky coats.
Absyn: But Peal Clubbing does. And it is frowns heavily upon! Say no. To Peal clubbing!
Absyn: *holds her cute Peal in her hand, protecting it from the clubs*
Absyn: I am a peal
Legaron: They make peal pie?
Absyn: Well. I am a peal ing.
Absyn: Don't you. And think I am. A peal ing?

[Assembly] Kiteran: Problems?
[Assembly] Kiteran: Well, of course there are problems--This is Assembly, afterall...

[Team] Visceru: Wow lots of Assembly here. This could get messy!
[Team] Tussa: Oy!

[Assembly] Ithm: what's everybody up to?
[Assembly] Razmato: Running around getting Mack killed at the moment

[Team] Ragunn: But don't worry. As long as Patchi's alive, we're almost okay.
Team member Patchi went link dead.
Patchi left your team.
[Team] Ragunn: Uh oh.

[Assembly] Juxiao: Real Mean Lunatic....hmmm. It has a familiar face as well.
[Assembly] Kotts: .... it's female...

[Assembly] Stonyman: i think it's safe ta say we're mainly all friends around here
[Assembly] Juxiao: very manly friends...
[Assembly] Juxiao: Grrr.

[Assembly] Sembly: Cookie for you Nailbunny »» My computer puts out.
[Assembly] Nailbunny: erm, I feel a little uncomfortable around Sembly now.

[Team] Betancore: kotts you went into a clothes shop
[Team] Kotts: to sell loot.... honest...

(Ridgerunner is an atrox)
[Assembly] Ridgerunner: Yes I was born at close to 50 pounds....I think he had to make another to carry me....
[Assembly] Kotts: no offence Ridge, but I feel sorry for the fella that had to change your diaper!

You feel the core of your being shift, as the source makes room for a divine presence. 'Lleila' has reached enlightenment.
[Assembly] Stonyman: either my core just shifted, or that pizza was very ****ey

Gannondorph gets his pvp gun out.

**Anderral** · May 30th, 2006, 11:10:34

Originally Posted by Tussa

Team] Ragunn: But don't worry. As long as Patchi's alive, we're almost okay.
Team member Patchi went link dead.
Patchi left your team.
[Team] Ragunn: Uh oh.

[Team] Betancore: kotts you went into a clothes shop
[Team] Kotts: to sell loot.... honest...

hahaha i love these

**Enforcon** · May 30th, 2006, 11:35:51

This was said during Yakomo's visit to Borealis

Yakomo: I'm gonna press tab randomly and whoever it stops on dies instantly.

Syyceria: Want to duel Yakomo?

Syyceria: I got a chance if I get to predrain

Yakomo: Follow me if you want to die.

Yakomo shouts: Lag h8! (Or something similar)

**Louderer789** · May 30th, 2006, 13:58:50

[Neu. OOC] Someplayer: In Elysium, horrors collect insignias off YOU.

*Players talking in vicinity*
Player 1: Nano Crystal (Grid Armor Mk I)
Player 2: Can I have it?
Player 2: Please
Player 3: All you can have are my unwanted advances.

*Player asks MP named blkmeta for CI*
Player1: Thank you for the buff, bulkmeta. (then runs off)
Player2: I think he just called you fat blk.

Player1: Okay I'm ready now.
Player1: Wait does wrangle need NCU?

[Clan OOC]Player1: *Long story about how he messed up with his girlfriend and asking for advice*
[Clan OOC]Player2: Send her creepy emails saying "I'm watching you. I watch you when you are sleeping." Works every time.
[Clan OOC]Player1: lol
[Clan OOC]Player2: Hmmm guess not with my ex-wife but, we still see each other. Well she doesn't see me because I'm hiding in the bushes.

BTW gergiskoo, I did end up getting that poor fixer who asked for my weapon in front of fair trade a blackbird from GMS once I called in a Norwegian orgmate to translate

**Keldros** · May 30th, 2006, 16:14:32

[OT OOC] NoobNT: so...most important nano skill for NT other than mat cre...come on l337 NTs!!?
To [NoobNT]: hard to say...MM/TS for humidity, or PM/SI for calms
[NoobNT]: calms are like...?
To [NoobNT]: to stop mobs from attacking
[NoobNT]: ahhh, useless then?

**Excalipoor** · May 30th, 2006, 16:55:13

Originally Posted by Keldros

[OT OOC] NoobNT: so...most important nano skill for NT other than mat cre...come on l337 NTs!!?
To [NoobNT]: hard to say...MM/TS for humidity, or PM/SI for calms
[NoobNT]: calms are like...?
To [NoobNT]: to stop mobs from attacking
[NoobNT]: ahhh, useless then?

Sillyness... I think I saw this on someone's sig too a while back

**Actium1** · May 30th, 2006, 19:06:11

[Alpha Omega] 220MeleeAdvy: how i get to 4 holes fast?
[Alpha Omega] XXXXXX: shoot 4 times in ur head ;P
[Alpha Omega] 220RangedAdvy: xxxxxx, dont tease [220MeleeAdvy] for being melee pls, isnt nice

**Berrenta** · May 30th, 2006, 20:09:48

[Dark Fandango] GuildMate1: where's the party?
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate2: it was suppose to be clan party in bor but omni canceled it
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate1: hehe
[Dark Fandango] GuildMate1: depending on how you look at it. could be the ultimate party.

edit: yet another today:

A lot of players were crashing. Someone's belief:
[OT OOC] RandomDude: it's all the ghosts of characters deleted that are rising up and causing the crashes

Hehe

**TheWalrus** · Jun 2nd, 2006, 10:59:32

[Xtbot] Centaurion: wtf
[Xtbot] Kariosan: Ara get owned
[Xtbot] Darkwillow: fall?
[Xtbot] Centaurion: rofl
[Xtbot] Seawind: lol
[Xtbot] Centaurion: I fell
[Xtbot] Seawind: ebay

[Xtbot] Peekiri: lol
[Xtbot] Centaurion: Remains of Oceng
[Xtbot] Centaurion: hahaha
[Xtbot] Peekiri: ebayed
[Xtbot] Kariosan: Owned by Omni-Q
[Xtbot] Peekiri: hahahahha did u own oceng?
[Xtbot] Centaurion: yea lol
[Xtbot] Solinja: wtf im tanking

[Xtbot] Peekiri: ROFLMAO
[Xtbot] Arnalou: [ Info ] we calm TSS
[Xtbot] Peekiri: hahahahahahahaha
[Xtbot] Arnalou: [ Info ] we calm TSS
[Xtbot] Arnalou: [ Info ] assist me
[Xtbot] Boicey: ok
[Xtbot] Arnalou: !cd
[Xtbot] Xtbot: [--------> 5 <-------]
[Xtbot] Xtbot: [--------> 4 <-------]
[Xtbot] Xtbot: [--------> 3 <-------]
[Xtbot] Xtbot: [--------> 2 <-------]
[Xtbot] Peekiri: a clammer comes from the sky and ganks

**Actium1** · Jun 2nd, 2006, 17:07:00

[Alpha Omega] Artemisv: asking a engi to fight without pets is like asking a sol to fight without gun ...
[Alpha Omega] Artemisv: or asking a keeper to be not afk
[Alpha Omega] Randomguildie1: lol
[Alpha Omega] Randomguildie2: rofl
[Alpha Omega] 212 Keeper: lol?
[Alpha Omega] Artemisv: took ya long to answer [212 keeper], u were afk i gues?

**Berrenta** · Jun 2nd, 2006, 21:26:13

[OT OOC] BabyAgent: (posts ql 60 Perennium Sniper) possible to get on at level 7?
[OT OOC] SomeDude: if you did...your head would explode

**Saetos** · Jun 2nd, 2006, 21:37:13

[Thebigkill]: I didn't dream about you last night

[OT Shopping 1-50] (crapiforgot): we eat nice cakes soon

To [Thebigkill]: arith plx
[Thebigkill]: OK I'll buy u bots
To [Thebigkill]: wait wait what? O.o?
To [Thebigkill]: I was joking o.O
[Thebigkill]: so was i
To [Thebigkill]:

To [Thebigkill]: OK

Fun fun with weird people

**Boltgun** · Jun 2nd, 2006, 22:44:52

Originally Posted by Enforcon

This was said during Yakomo's visit to Borealis

Yakomo: I'm gonna press tab randomly and whoever it stops on dies instantly.

Syyceria: Want to duel Yakomo?

Syyceria: I got a chance if I get to predrain

Yakomo: Follow me if you want to die.

Yakomo shouts: Lag h8! (Or something similar)

Then he spawned 2 leetzillas and a giant rollerat and called them "omg teh lag!".

**Fonweasel** · Jun 3rd, 2006, 04:25:45

[Band of Little Brothers] Riqeshae: If you liked that, wait till you get some of my Lovecraft.

Refering to his HP Lovecraft books :P

**alex11** · Jun 3rd, 2006, 17:58:11

Originally Posted by Carogelw

The horrbile thing is he was in my org before we finally did a org kick on him. Then he tried to link our bot with his bot.

Beware of mrcreds.

NO REVENGE PLZ!

I leaved, noone kicked me and i created org@mrcreds and alexbot stay@org and semeone kicked bot. Now the bot of Sixximux is spamcat.

Originally Posted by mrcreds

Sixximux forever

**TheWalrus** · Jun 3rd, 2006, 18:57:55

uhm, try to make some sense please

edit:
jesus christ, some people shouldn't be allowed to do any html coding. YES I clicked the link he has in signature. god.

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