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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by mjuler
    [Europhia] Zemiel: hmm...guess i need to earn me some cash....whats the best/fastest way to do that ? =)
    [Europhia] Slapzor: ebay
    [Europhia] Quita: haha
    [Europhia] Zemiel: lmfao

    I say that half the time
    [Neu. Newbie OOC] Mish: and its a balanced game - any choice sucks only differently
    Quote Originally Posted by Vordai
    When you're surfing, or downloading large amounts of porn, latency matter less and bandwidth matters more.
    Jcorion: Y'know, it's kind of hard to be con****uous when you're an oversized kitty.

  2. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by deniska
    XXX: they were having a party or sumthin in a bar in hope
    XXX: DJs and dancers were all there, low lvl
    XXX: and its 5% pvp zone in the bar
    XXX: and i attacked this NPC they told me not to attack
    XXX: and the NPC AoE nuked and killed all the DJs and dancers
    XXX: it was so great
    XXX: they were so pissed

    OMG I laughed like loco
    This is priceless
    What that player stumbled into there is called "the Maelstrom Bar Brawl" show, and yes we at GSP are all well aware of te 5% gas... It is a show where listeners get to have a bit of fun shooting (or stabbing/punching) holes in each other while a DJ spins tunes and pretty dancing girls festoon the bar. Most of the fighting is usually consentual - but there are occasions when people stumble in with no clue of what is happening and attempt to spoil everyone else's fun.
    Attacking the NPC causing the AOE tends to make the party goers yawn a little too - It has all been done so many times before, and will be again - they are all usually insured just outside and being dancers and DJ's tey tend to not be a levelling character - death is just a minor inconvenience... On the other hand though, the player might also have noticed a largish number of higher level characters there, most of which have been i the game a very very long time and members of some fairly well known orgs..

    So let's summarise what happened..
    The player got a chuckle for 30 seconds by causing the deaths of a few players who are totally used to it happening and not set up for PvM, PvP, or any other sort of fighting - they are social characters only.

    That player also did this (some would say cowardly) act in front of some semi influential players of this great game... some people have long memories, some don't.

    The player also did this while a DJ is talking to potentially hundreds of other players live on the air right at that time.... (Though GSP DJ's do not use the air to make derrogatory remarks about any specific players at any time!)

    So.. Is 30 seconds of chuckles worth the possibilty of being known as a total fool (and a lot lot worse) for the rest of your time in game?? If you answer yes, then have fun! But maybe there be some folks out there that might just engage brain before pullnig trigger - and make a whole bunch of new friends to boot! (as well as have some stonkin' good PvP at the brawl!) Some other players (fans) get upset when their DJ is killed...

    Apologies for the huge digression away from the topic... We now return to it!

    Funniest thing asked of my level 2 DJ Engy in full social clothing on Rimor. "Hey can you put some implants together for me?"

  3. #63
    I remember once i sat on RBB waiting for some people in my org for a raid i was going to, so i sat there in my armor and weapon and everything i usealy have on.And suddenly a huge fat trox came infront of me in a white thong and a black tentacle bra dancing infront of me and 10 minuts later after the dance he sat down and sendt me a tell

    dancingnub: You gotta be the queen of Rubi-ka
    Me: erh...sorry no, shes on her spaa and getting a manicyre and getting her hair done
    Dancingnub: i dont believe you, you beaty....
    me: what you want?
    Dancingnub: can i have some creds? sins ive been so nice with you?

    *dooh, they want the same all of them*
    ...Not really anything here

  4. #64
    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamiks
    So let's summarise what happened..
    The player got a chuckle for 30 seconds by causing the deaths of a few players who are totally used to it happening and not set up for PvM, PvP, or any other sort of fighting - they are social characters only.
    You know presuming this player is in pvp powerplayers org I think he couldn't care less about "semi influential" RPG players. No offence, but we live in the different worlds... I can't understand howcome what you are doing can be fun and vise versa.
    But regardless this all I was laughing like the maniac when I read that

  5. #65
    wow, one would have to have some real self worth issues to troll a GSP event.

  6. #66
    Quote Originally Posted by Bereavement
    wow, one would have to have some real self worth issues to troll a GSP event.
    bump
    gsp rules
    Lillagumman 220/24 Soldier stuff
    Shibari 220/14 Crat Shibari about to be reconfigurated stuff
    Froo 165/12 Adventurer
    no i dont have more alts.
    Avatars Reloaded THE guild
    I miss Satenia
    Sith of Avatars Reloaded

  7. #67
    [xxx]: hi
    To [xxx]: hey
    [xxx]: can i get back xp plz
    To [xxx]: what? o.O
    [xxx]: you
    To [xxx]: WTH do you want man? o.O
    To [xxx]: what XP??
    To [xxx]: you mean ergain XP?
    To [xxx]: *regain
    [xxx]: can i get 65 back xp plz !


    Guess he thinks I stole 65 of his XP!!!

  8. #68
    You start sneaking.
    Malah-Fama: I can smell you even if I cannot see you.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.


  9. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by deniska
    You start sneaking.
    Malah-Fama: I can smell you even if I cannot see you.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.
    Special attack not possible. The target is aware of your presence.

    Well, Fexes *do*smell... a bit... Against the Wind!

  10. #70
    xxxxxxxxx:I was like "wha?" and they were like "huh?" so I was like "LOLZ" and they were like "WTF?
    U have to enjoy the fight to be really good.
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  11. #71
    This happened to a clan doc on a team of mostly omnies....

    Clandoc:> Wow, this is just like PVP!
    omniteam:> what?
    Clandoc:> well, Its alot of work, and I decide if you live or die.

    ANi.
    PLEASE, give use a simple YES or no answer as to whether or not the CoH chests can be opened

  12. #72
    [xxx]: i hope fc puts the pvp rules back [xxx]: i bet u will never pvp anymore if they do that [xxx]: my father is working in fc To [xxx]: oh ****.. [xxx]: and im gonna make him change pvp rules back [xxx]: and the reason they changed pvp rules is because i told him to

    xxx: is it true your the biggest (Edited by Sabynne: Inappropriate Language) in avr? scratch that in the game?

    [xxx]: go suck another cow you damn retarded nazi

    [xxx]: Oh you drama loving ****!

    And to finish off with a sweet one:

    Devilry: I think I'm more useful in bed, than you are in pande Masta
    Last edited by Sabynne; Jun 18th, 2006 at 11:07:51.
    Redliner
    1/0 Solitus Martial Artist, Atlantean.
    Dead, buried, never to return.

  13. #73
    [Uprising] Submisszero: Nano Crystal (Master Piercer) some one was looking for this?
    [Uprising] Nuclearsmeg: sweet i can get my Prince albert now

    [Team] Digidevil10: what does dance of foosl do
    [Team] Lotronext: +800 evades
    [Team] Thewalruss: ./macarena
    Last edited by Mauurie; Jun 18th, 2006 at 23:00:33.

  14. #74
    Quote Originally Posted by redliner
    [xxx]: i hope fc puts the pvp rules back [xxx]: i bet u will never pvp anymore if they do that [xxx]: my father is working in fc To [xxx]: oh ****.. [xxx]: and im gonna make him change pvp rules back [xxx]: and the reason they changed pvp rules is because i told him to
    Hahahahah!
    wut

  15. #75
    Quote Originally Posted by redliner
    Devilry: I think I'm more useful in bed, than you are in pande Masta
    Can I be the judge of that?
    And NO I don't meen Masta

  16. #76
    hmm..

    Both from sometime in the last year-ish




    Ninj00: I make goatse look like a childrens show.


    (Edited by Sabynne: Inappropriate)


    were the most memorable ones, but I could come up with about 200 more if I actually thought about it
    Last edited by Sabynne; Jun 18th, 2006 at 11:08:56.

  17. #77
    So i rolled a toon once and didn't bother to close some channels and suddenly i see this:

    [Neu. Newbie OOC] Gogringogo: OMFG, I have made 7 diff charaters and evertime I start playing with it my shuttle goes down!! WTF!! what am I doing wrong?

    So this became my log message
    Nobody is perfect, I'm Nobody

  18. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by Taikwandodo
    So i rolled a toon once and didn't bother to close some channels and suddenly i see this:

    [Neu. Newbie OOC] Gogringogo: OMFG, I have made 7 diff charaters and evertime I start playing with it my shuttle goes down!! WTF!! what am I doing wrong?

    So this became my log message

    HAHAHAHHAHA poor noob
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    Old maintainer and hoster of Helpbot, Xyphos, AO Minecraft Server, AO Devs
    Old dictator on Atlantean

  19. #79
    hahahahahaha
    [All Towers] The omni organization loves Toxor .. awww.


    [Clockwork Inc.] Toxor: !blacklist Mostadio this ****tard wouldnt make my carb :@
    [Clockwork Inc.] Omgbot: Thank you Toxor. Reputation / Blacklist info about Mostadio has been stored in the Clockwork Inc.-archives
    [Clockwork Inc.] Toxor: thats cool
    [Clockwork Inc.] Mostadio: ROOOOOOOOOFL
    [Org. Msg.] Mostadio kicked Toxor from your organization.

  20. #80
    [OT OOC] Random Dude: I'm a girl atrox, does that count?
    [OT OOC] Querelle (me): O.O

    Just saw this today.
    Last edited by Berrenta; May 30th, 2006 at 22:48:51.
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