This is a conversation that took place in BS after I got killed by him. Hehe
[Player]:
To [Player]: I love you
[Player]: I love u too
To []Player: I got some naked pictures. want to exchange?
[Player]: Lol
To [Player]:
[Player]: You male or female?
To [Player]: guess you'll never know
[Player]:)
To [Player]: what if Im 500 pounds.. with sores all over my body. will you still go down on me?
[Player]: No thanks:P
[Player]: rofl
(My MP was lft for "axp/team mish" btw)
[cluelessplayer]: hi, maybe hecks?
To [cluelessplayer]: does it say "hecks" anywhere in my lft description?
To [cluelessplayer]: it doesn't
[cluelessplayer]: it does
To [cluelessplayer]: you are reading the wrong one
To [cluelessplayer]: mine says "axp/team mish" says nothing about hecks
To [cluelessplayer]: doesn't hurt to read
[cluelessplayer]: u right it was "axp/team mish" but u look like heckler noob so i try
To [cluelessplayer]: i'm not a hecknoob f*s
Rimor:Berrenta 220/19 adv|Sudayxis 135/8 MP|Rubyfire 15/2 sold|Shadowberren 73/6 agent
Ashlotte 102/5 keeper|Yetashan 54/1 MA|Rubiam 35/2 NT|Kumatora 40/2 trader
Atlantean: Maledia 120/5 doctor|Shawaina 30/2 enf|Shellfury 13/1 sold
Proud member of Core (Rimor) and Hands of Fate (Atlantean)Originally Posted by tazalanche
There is no IRL. There is only active in game, AFK & extended AFK.
Berrenta not a hecknoob. Berrenta kill hecknoobs.
Chronicles of the AI Nub: The AI Conspiracy
Proud Sequel to Chronicles of the Hecknoobs: The Nerfbat Anthology, which is the proud sequal to Misson Impossible Four, which have probably been the least noteworthy stories on the planet since Paris Hilton's arrest.
And finally, we're proud to announce that there is NO Tom Cruisery in any story.
At Adonis hecklers, looking for a team with my alt.
I notice a group of 6 players already, so I make my way towards them.
Deadleet: Hey, can I join when a spot becomes available?
Other player: full, sry.
Deadleet: Thank you captain obvious.
Maybe it's not that funny, but at least read the entire question before answering.
I'm the Christian that the devil and liberal media warned you about.
Rubber "Mrfli" Duckie - Enforcer/211/12/equip - Hugging reclaim so that you don't have to.
Charlie "Deadleet" Murphy - Meta-Physicist/169/05 - I <3 Biazu the Vile.
Evil "Twiin" - Enforcer/90/05 - I can never remember if I'm the good twin or the evil twin.
today this is the same story as always...
but works like a bump in this great post of laughing..
near gms terminal in rome green.
[Psychojimmy]: hi hav u got 100k spare?
To [Psychojimmy]: yes.
a few mins pass. while im searching on GMS
[Psychojimmy]: thx
To [Psychojimmy]: np
Found my mechandise, and flew off to get it.
[Psychojimmy]: where did u go
To [Psychojimmy]: galway castle..
[Psychojimmy]:
Oh yes, incase u missed it, i did not give him cash,
he never asked. 0.o
We the Willing, Led by the Unknowing,
Are doing the Impossible, For the Ungrateful.
We have done So Much, With So Little,
For So Long, We are now
Qualified, To do Anything, With Nothing.
President of Evisystems - Org Forums - Hq, Esbjerg, Denmark.
Explorer 80% Achiever 73% Socializer 26% Killer 20%
BITE ME! or i BITE YOU - Visit my city
lol ^.^
From find-item mish description:
The Senpai Tertius Decus Armor Boots is set to blow in 48 hours.
Since when do boots blow up by themselves?
Rimor:Berrenta 220/19 adv|Sudayxis 135/8 MP|Rubyfire 15/2 sold|Shadowberren 73/6 agent
Ashlotte 102/5 keeper|Yetashan 54/1 MA|Rubiam 35/2 NT|Kumatora 40/2 trader
Atlantean: Maledia 120/5 doctor|Shawaina 30/2 enf|Shellfury 13/1 sold
Proud member of Core (Rimor) and Hands of Fate (Atlantean)There is no IRL. There is only active in game, AFK & extended AFK.
Apparently, they got an efus bomb in their shoes for St. Nicks day and forgot to take it out before setting it to go off.lol ^.^
From find-item mish description:
The Senpai Tertius Decus Armor Boots is set to blow in 48 hours.
Since when do boots blow up by themselves?
Chronicles of the AI Nub: The AI Conspiracy
Proud Sequel to Chronicles of the Hecknoobs: The Nerfbat Anthology, which is the proud sequal to Misson Impossible Four, which have probably been the least noteworthy stories on the planet since Paris Hilton's arrest.
And finally, we're proud to announce that there is NO Tom Cruisery in any story.
On my shopping alt:
[Ranciasa]: how much v
[Ranciasa]: Little Black Dress
To [Ranciasa]: 20mil
[Ranciasa]: k ty
To [Ranciasa]: Wanna buy?
To [Ranciasa]: *poke*
(5min later)
[Ranciasa]: ?
To [Ranciasa]: Do u wanna buy it?
To [Ranciasa]: >.<
(10min later)
[Ranciasa]: how much Kaehler Uniform Sleeves
To [Ranciasa]: 30mil
[Ranciasa]: k old grid
To [Ranciasa]: brt
To [Ranciasa]: Did u want to buy the dress aswell?
To [Ranciasa]: Do you?
To [Ranciasa]: Jump down (This guy was above OA grid and i coudlnt reach him)
To [Ranciasa]: Hey
[Ranciasa]: ??????????????
To [Ranciasa]: nvm
(opens trade window)
To [Ranciasa]: 30mil please
[Ranciasa]: no i dont havr money
To [Ranciasa]: Why did u say i wanted to buy it then?
To [Ranciasa]: ???
To [Ranciasa]: Geez >.>
Clanners are so stupid
Gender 'Blackdog' Bender 220/26 Soldier
Den 'Beskyddaren' Utvalde 220/18 Keeper
Kane 'Blacrat' Lives 218/15 Bureaucrat
Bleeding 'Rofflewaffle' Screaming 180/13 Shade
Den 'Tempelherren' Trofaste 165/19Fixer
My AO vids:
Boom! Aimedshot!
Still Online!
Fresh from the newb-channel
"[Neu. Newbie OOC] Some-flaming-newb: shut up i can spell fine im very well edumcate"
Really made my day
The doc's: Woefallens guide
Funcom: Wrange's "book"
And ofc, the fixers:The lyrics
Proud General of Unlimited High Society
Heh, have a nice collection of funny ingame quotes at our org board but not reposting them all. Some jewels though:
Follow by some laughter in org and two-twenties running to our city.[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi turned the cloaking device in your city off.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Your radar station is picking up alien activity in the area surrounding your city.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: OMG Greenies! Yes Greenies. I like them green. green is good. IF they turn red i'm gonna find you city campers and will break all your implants zomg!
late at night this kept me awake:
And while idling at our meetup place:[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember1: omg i had the worse night at work lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember1: but some excitement after we closed
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember1: we were taking the trash out and saw this guy walking behind our dumpsters
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] VA-Orgmember: Ol.o with or without clothes?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember1: turned around and saw the police pull into the Hy-vee gas station
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember1: attempted robbery
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Riyn: was gonna say "dammit can't a man jerk off peaefully without being bothered anymore" but story took a wrong turn
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember1: lmao
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] VA-Orgmember: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember3: OMG lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] RS-Orgmember2: lol riyn
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Riyn: yey. i'm awake now
SomeNoob: Miy
Miyutsi: hm?
SomeNoob: can i gte cred plz?
Miyutsi: No. I'll give you the finger though.
SomeNoob: finger.. i sory i not understand
SomeNoob: what finger??
Miyutsi: One finger to rule them all.
Deadly Whisper - RK1
too many alts for to little space
[xxx]: how do i check what bodyform i have?
To [xxx]: body form?
[xxx]: the "kodaik turbo IX" requires normal shape
To [xxx]: then that's how you usually look
To [xxx]: i.e. human
[xxx]: can i have one as a opifex?
Chronic Shichiroji Argonaut: 220 / 25 / 55 (Slice and dice)
Not Shichidoc Fighter: 177 / 18 / 42 (Pew Pew)
Moon Metallishi Dog: 156 / 13 / ?? (Mini TS)
General of Haven (we are recruiting!), Haven's token Aussie and owner of a ql 310 Fine-Tuned DNA-Locked Blaster Rifle.
Hic sunt dracones.
Typical ANZers every subject ends up talking about sheep and criminals
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Axxx: !calc 13+9
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Dxxx: 22 axxx
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Dxxx:
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Axxx: answer me ffs stupid bot
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Axxx: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Axxx: ty dxxx ;D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Axxx: Dont you tell this to Rxxx.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Dxxx: Sorry Axxx, Allready got Screenie. The facts must out sometime anyway.
Oltcit - 220/24/69 troxie enf -= Proud General of Deadly Whispers =- RK1
Roflcopterz - 220/20/60 troxie nubstick wielder
Haha. that one is a insider though and i allready tease person A with it
I used to make fun of D and others using the !calc function for simple calculations so they stopped using !calc alltogether when i'm online.
Last edited by XenonDe; Jan 22nd, 2007 at 14:42:30.
Deadly Whisper - RK1
too many alts for to little space
To [Dxxxxxxxx] Well, im retired with this toon.... but i could log my doc?!
[Dxxxxxxxxx] Nah, I'm semi retarded too =/
[louisecyphre] Don't mistake me, most of the people are nice in this game, whatever the level, but a moron is a moron, from TL1 to TL7.
(borat accent) retireded!
Chronicles of the AI Nub: The AI Conspiracy
Proud Sequel to Chronicles of the Hecknoobs: The Nerfbat Anthology, which is the proud sequal to Misson Impossible Four, which have probably been the least noteworthy stories on the planet since Paris Hilton's arrest.
And finally, we're proud to announce that there is NO Tom Cruisery in any story.
<3 borat
Ofab - Doctor [e]
Clipfury - Soldier
R22866281602 - Bureaucrat
Icey2 - Soldier [deleted]
First to receive an infraction worth 1337 points.
Bump this thread for Black Atroxes!
[Uprising] Deniska: was fun when jhenis posted log tells from JJ on forums
[Uprising] Deniska: first she mispeled the name
[Uprising] Deniska: then she forgot ":"
[Uprising] Deniska: then for like 3 pages she said it's not fake log OMG
not ingame, but...
<reeeeemaa> whare u from ??
<noby> .cz
<reeeeemaa> whatc
<noby> czech
<reeeeemaa> country
<reeeeemaa> ??
<noby> czech
<reeeeemaa> whare in usa ?
Awhile back...
[XXX]: hey can you spare some credz plz?
To [XXX]: Yeah sure come here
[XXX]: THANKS!
(I put 99999999 in the credits slot-thing)
To [XXX]: Oh **** brb phone
(I head to bed)
The next day
[XXX]: I WAITED FOUR ****ING HOURS!
Aussieborn 220/22 MA (Retired-ish)
Healinjoo 2xx/1x Equip
Merve 151/18 Mp PERK RESET
And some other gimps!
Consider this my Siggy
You are a jerk. A damn wicked awesome jerk who is also my hero!
Server first !!! Neutral Solitus Male Soldier named Boltgun to wear a short with pink spotson RK1!!!
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