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[Animosity]

an old personal favorite of mine that got started cause of some randomness and late night boredness......

[Neutral Monster OOC] Heckler69: OMGz who trained all these advies on me!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Hecklorofst: jebus I got kited again NT h8 h8 h8 h8 omg I hate NTs
[Neutral Monster OOC] Hecklorofst: Hey 1337 is that NT still on my spawn spot?
[Neutral Monster OOC] Heck1337: yeah he is, omg stone, you got pwnzored, you suxx, you need to level up more so you can cast Booh!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Ergo: Come on Guys, keep the channel clear
[Neutral Monster OOC] Reetofparad: what a friggin party pooper, ergo h8!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Ergo: !tehkick Reetofparadise (reason: h8)
[Neutral Monster OOC] Slofpowah: hhehe Reet got pwned!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Ergo: I said keep it clear Sl.......

[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob1: so whatya doing
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob2: Not much basically standing here beside this crate, i think its got a trap.
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob1: Thats cool, ya get killed yesterday?
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob2: yeah Ravens armor aint cool anymore, now anyone can kill us.
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob1: Hey look the door is opening, I was wondering where all the gunfire was coming from.
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob2: Ya want help?
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob1: nah, I think I can handle it by myself, it looks like a pretty twinked team of players, perhaps I should cast Liens Crystalizer.
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob2: yeah, that confuses the living dailights out of em. Mob1... Mob1 ... funny, he went silent. Perhaps I should just sit here, with my crate filled with rats.
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob1: Dang, rezzing. See ya tomorrow.
[OMNI Mob OOC] Mob2: Yeah - that blows man, if people think NT and Trad are bad they should try playing MOB.


ANi.

[Jynx]

nice one

[Octopuss]

[Team] Spolax: guys gotta go afk/brb 5mins.. coke on keuboard
[Team] Spolax: fuyCK!
[Team] Bantram: lol
[Team] Viva: okey dokey spolax
[Team] Octopuss: lol
[Team] Bantram: whenever i spill stuff on keybaords it stops working
[Team] Bantram: except last time
[Team] Octopuss: lol
[Team] Viva: lol
[Team] Bantram: i spilled sulphuric acid on the keyboard
[Team] Octopuss: rofl?
[Team] Viva: wtf you have that stuff arounjd keyboards for?
[Team] Bantram: alll it did was make the tips of my fingers hurt when i typed "OMG BRB CLEANING KEYBOARD"
[Team] Octopuss: LOL
[Team] Octopuss: ROFL
[Team] Healflamer: ol
[Team] Healflamer: lol
[Team] Healflamer: lol
[Team] Viva: not good

[Octopuss]

[Aimefleur]: stay out of my kite or i will petition you

[lordhastings]

While recruiting for an Omni SK team in inferno....

[191 clan MA]: Can a lvl 191 clan ma join?
To [191 clan MA]: SUre, if you can get to inferno ergo and dont mind killing lots of redeemed mobs
[191 clan MA]: Will I get xp?
To [191 clan MA]: tons
[191 clan MA]: Yer sure?
To [191 clan MA]: yup
[191 clan MA]: Well gotta whip out my boots now

[Louderer789]

[Campalot]: Angel14: !tehkick Angel14 fence
[Campalot]: Angel14 was kicked from the raid (Reason: fence)

good times

[Autohead]

[Vicinity] Irrelavantname: Can sum 1 give me sum credz? I need to buy new armor and gun.
[Vicinity] Irrelavantname: I'm fr00b

Like being a fr00b entitles him to begging or disables his ability to make credits...

[Timelapse]

To [{Friend}]: spam spam spam
[{Friend}]: thanks for the spam =D
To [{Friend}]: just doing my duty

[Berrenta]

[OT OOC] Person 1: LOL what (on earth) is this for? (posts White Drawer)
[OT OOC] Me: furniture
[OT OOC] Person 2: Anti-vehicular assaults

SomeOrgMate's pet, Cheerleet: this one time at l33t camp...

[Medithor]

[XXX]: sfa pls
[XXX]: Homosexual
*few sec go by without him getting SFA*
[XXX]: Haha, oops. MT

[Koarzz]

killing some mobs trying to lvl, NT drags his kite past, after spawning in garden I ask him why he trained us (he knew someone was there)


[xxxx]: I didnt train ennyone, just kept doing what I did before you showed upp

[Shichiroji]

Forrester Cama Path: Take this somewhere else, Forrester Cama Path, unless you want to test my skills in combat.

[Jellyfunk]

From Neutral OOC (of course)

Xxxxx: I wish we could be nice to monsters... and then maybe they would give us stuff

awwwwwww

[Tasslehoff]

[GM XXXXX] (responding to /stuck petition) Hiya, I am GM so and so, Are you in a safe spot to discuss your petition?
[Me] Yes, I am
GM XXXX is offline, sending offline message.
[Me] wtf?
*5 minutes pass*
[Me] Hello?
[GM XXXX] Oh, sorry about that, AO Crashed.

[Stick]

[GM XXXXX] (responding to /stuck petition) Hiya, I am GM so and so, Are you in a safe spot to discuss your petition?
[Me] Yes, I am
GM XXXX is offline, sending offline message.
[Me] wtf?
*5 minutes pass*
[Me] Hello?
[GM XXXX] Oh, sorry about that, AO Crashed.

i went lol in the office

[Shichiroji]

Love it when GMs are mortal

--

I was off to give an item to someone, and asked where they were:

Me: wru?
N00b: in a shop
Me: yes, but where?

--

I come online one night, and the first /tell I received was:

Dxxxxxxxxx: i need you

--

In vicinity chat:

Mxxxxxx: I em not nakie, I have on a nightie and some pajama pants =P
Mxxxxxx: mt

[Mitamina]

Today while aiting on ship to AI mish

Xxxxxx: Mitamania , can i please have some good buffs please =)


Should have buffed him with Parrot if I wasn`t rezzing

[Berrenta]

[OT shopping 1-50] CluelessPlayer: selling (posts 2 tradeskill proficiencies, one QFT and one Weapon Smithing)3000
To [CluelessPlayer]: the crystals that you are trying to sell are best as shopfood
[CluelessPlayer]: plz
(sends another tell to this player saying that some items aren't worth selling to players, but he was offline)

AdvyInOrg's pet, Invaleet: i iz here for fysical tehrapy

[Xaun]

To this day the one that gets me the most often...

[randomnewb]: Behemoth pl0x!!
to [randomnewb]: I am a keeper
[randomnewb]: are you sure you don't have a behemoth?
to [randomnewb]: ...

[tygeress]

Cutyouin2: take off all your gay and il fight u
Cutyouin2: he's wearing gay
Necromancy: No idea what you meant but
Necromancy: ./toggle gay: off