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[Arila]

All i ahve is some rather old quotes:

(Having sold him 70 bags of token guns)
[********]: 20 hours of turning bags in lol, i never wanna see a bag in my life xD

A few days alter, he asked if i had more, guess he was done turning in teh bags

This was during an AI raid with my agent, with little resistance.

Lelur Shouts: Give us something to fight instead of these gimps!
Attacked by Commando - Xoch'Sinuh!
Attacked by Scout - Jaax'Uri!
Attacked by Scout - Xoch'Heru!
Attacked by Scout - Xoch'Uri!

irony is a pain in the butt

[Berrenta]

[Team] SomeNMMPinmyteam: yall like dieing?



Apparently she was talking to the troxes in our team.

[Maimed12]

[randomsoldier]: hi
[me]: What can I do for ya?
[randomsoldier]: liek miy gun? *posts a melee weapon*
[me]: Uhh yea, It's nice I guess.
[randomsoldier]: What the f**k, TMS won't work on you.
[me]: Go figure, it's self-only.
[randomsoldier]: Can i hve credz for a better one!?
[me]: Not from me you wont.
[randomsoldier]: Idiot, how do I get crdz if u wnt give it to mee?
[me]: *blinks*
[randomsoldier]: ure liek sch a n00b, go to he11!
[me]: I'll do that.
[randomsoldier]: Hey can i hve crdz pleez?
[me]: /ignore randomsoldier

^ Last time I'll ever stand near the IS enterance in Borealis near Subway :P.

[Chrioset]

this was from a long time ago, apparently NT's are the pwnage for Trade skillz!!!


[some random agent]: hi, can make plz
**hands me a backpack full of parts for a VTE***
[me]: uh, no im not a tradeskiller go ask a trader or an Engy
[some random agent]: whats engy?
[me]: an engineer, he can make that for you if he has the skills
[some random agent]: ok, bye
***i give him the stuff back***
**a few seconds later****
[some random agent]:hi can help me plz, sorry im russian no ggod eng
[me]: sure what do u need?
***about 2 minutes of silence****
***trade window opens, he hands me a bunch of carb plates and the sketches (QL 200)****
[some random agent]: can u make?
[me]:no, i cant...go get an engy
[some random agent]: whats an engy?
/ingore

i gave him the carb armor back without saying a word...now keep in mind i HAVE made carb armor before but i had to switch out implants and i didnt feel like doing that, besides it was cuz i was hurting for an engy and the QL was only 20.

[Octopuss]

[Uprising] Seawind: my programming skills are limited to 2 years of very basics of turbo pascal ;p
[Uprising] Vhaxor: that's enough to get hired at fc octo :P

[Reneaa]

[Spirit Walkers] Friendofmine: its a gay org
[Org. Msg.] Differentfriendofmine just left your organization.

while on newbie island on my omni soldier i helped someone with the game...

somerandomclan: ty cult.maybe well meet up again and have a war.
Cultclassic: lol maybe

To [Enf that was pocketing for ely hecks team]: cybor hawtline, 2 credz/min
[The same enf]: i can afford about 10 seconds then

[OT OOC] Y*******er: i solo'd azzy at lvl7 
[OT OOC] Cultclassic: i solo'd him halfway through character creation 
[OT OOC] Aja****: LOL 
[OT OOC] Y*******er: rofl 
[OT OOC] Y*******er: nice

On RK2...

[Neu. Newbie OOC] Re*****nk: anyone 7-11 wanna join team in jobe training... im kiting hecks


while out at totw on my keeper, my other keeper friend came out and we pvp'd a little

To [P***e]: P***e hit you for 1029 points of Fast Attack damage. You died of weapon damage! Attacked by P***e! Your damage shield hit P***e for 39 points of damage. P***e hit you for 342 points of Brawling damage. You died of weapon damage! You successfully perform Curing Touch.
[P***e]: zomg
To [P***e]: i'm a zombie!!
[P***e]: noes!!
[P***e]: teh libbing ded!!
To [P***e]: lol
To [P***e]: i'm gonna eat your liver
[P***e]: ill punch your ovaries
[P***e]: O_o
To [P***e]: lol

[ariiadne]

lmao @ And thats funneh

And ari. Thats not funny. Thats friggin mean. And people wonder why theres so many *******s in the game now...maybe cause of the higher level players being malicious as hell to lowbies?

i told them i was joking after it all, sheesh, relax

[metabutt]

[Arriadne]: sybor pls?
[Arriadne]: pls anser

[meezor]

har har

[Octopuss]

[Uprising] Blankearth: /me licks your bootz moving his hands slowly up the back of your legs to your buttox kissing everything he can find.
[Uprising] Snowlion: omg



[Uprising] Ottoni: hud upgrade "normal talk" OMG FOCKERS LOLLLLO

[Berrenta]

Here are two from today:

Anagentfrommyhecklerteam shouts: We're not low, we're level impared

[Core] Guildie: [OT shopping 1-50] justarandomplayer: offering totw services i can almost solo a cultist pst

[Egeria]

Standing in Borealis on my trader sorting some stuff in my inventory a lowbie trader keeps circling me and after a while utters the following:


Lowbietrader: wer did you get that fig on you back

(I am wearing an Ancient Container)

Me: Are you talking to me?

(long pause)

Lowbietrader: you wil day bicos is a stupd gun

[sloshmonger]

In a Pen mission, in hell room 2 Kuir come running toward us. The 195 NT manages to calm one....

Doc: Marry me, NT
Me: What would your wife say?
NT: Bigamist
Doc: "Half", I think
Doc: Maybe "All"

[Berrenta]

AgentFromMyOrg executes Feline Grace within your NCU.
AgentFromMyOrg executes Enhanced Senses within your NCU.
To [AgentFromMyOrg]: I needed those, thanks
[AgentFromMyOrg]: I can read minds

[mavchi]

A couple from tara: (all names changed to protect the guilty)

(1 lone 160ish clan turns up at tara)
Clan shouts: clanners incoming!!!
Omni1 shouts: a gimp incoming
Omni2 vanished.
Clan shouts: thats not nice
Omni3 shouts: ul go soon . u got 2 mins to go away
Kung-Fu Master available.
Omni4 vanished.
Clan shouts: omg a crat is on me!!!
Omni(crat): lol

(ps he was far from being a gimp.. but I laughed so hard )

[Omnitarabot] Omnitarabot: Omni1 has been kicked from the raid by RL (reason: evaced after active)
[Omnitarabot] Omni2: lmao
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: haha
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: he grided entire team
[Omnitarabot] Omni4: LOOOOOOL
[Omnitarabot] Omni5: took team?
[Omnitarabot] RL: lol did he?
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: yea
[Omnitarabot] RL: nub
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: the best fixer alive
[Omnitarabot] Omni6: lol i checking forums ( boredom ) i come back and i'm in grid lol
[Omnitarabot] Omni3:
[Omnitarabot] Omni5: priceless

(apparently a mis-click.. but dam funny at the time :P )

towers:

[All Towers] Monolith Blubbag just attacked the clan organization XXX's tower
in Pleasant Meadows at location (x,y).
[All Towers] Male Corporal just attacked the clan organization XXX's tower
in Pleasant Meadows at location (x,y).
[All Towers] Lesser Anun Tearer just attacked the clan organization XXX's
tower in Pleasant Meadows at location (x,y).

[Pafpuf]

[Omnitarabot] Omnitarabot: Omni1 has been kicked from the raid by RL (reason: evaced after active)
[Omnitarabot] Omni2: lmao
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: haha
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: he grided entire team
[Omnitarabot] Omni4: LOOOOOOL
[Omnitarabot] Omni5: took team?
[Omnitarabot] RL: lol did he?
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: yea
[Omnitarabot] RL: nub
[Omnitarabot] Omni3: the best fixer alive
[Omnitarabot] Omni6: lol i checking forums ( boredom ) i come back and i'm in grid lol
[Omnitarabot] Omni3:
[Omnitarabot] Omni5: priceless

You on RK1 or RK2? Because I did that once, didn't get kicked from raid tho

P.S. it was no accident ^^

[mavchi]

You on RK1 or RK2? Because I did that once, didn't get kicked from raid tho

RK1.. but wasnt you Paf (.. I dont think o.0 )

P.S. it was no accident ^^

rofl

[Berrenta]

[Team] DocInMyHecklerTeam: one more to go
[Team] DocInMyHecklerTeam: until I become a walking punching doll
[Team] AdvInMyHecklerTeam: with a "kick me" sign
[Team] DocInMyHecklerTeam: yeah

The Doc was a few points shy of CH when this happened.

[aeriss]

Oh my... where to start lol

[Gankyfoo]: greetings mate, you bastard whacking my towers (compliment by LawnOrder)

[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Niqtrade: do you have nova dillon armor?
[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Daruis: nope, just puny carb armor
[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Daruis: nova dillion sounds like a ...err how do you say...kinky outfit one would wear to bed for a love one?
[Clan shopping 1-50] Niqtrade: WTB/Borrow ql 40 Nova dillon
[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Niqtrade: CAS Symbiotic Armor Helmet rawr.
[Clan shopping 1-50] Niqtrade: ..will sell soul for nova dillon.
[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Niqtrade: i need nova dillon armor. please/beg/stat/beg/buying/beg/will sell soul and be your slave

[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Queenrubika: Everlasting Bouquet of Flowers anybody intrested in a bouquet
[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Daruis: sorry not on the first date

To [Itsukia]: are you free?
[Itsukia]: depends if ur good looking
To [Itsukia]: lol

[Clan OOC] Tirolle: Seraphim Cleric's Belly Dancing Outfit
[Clan OOC] Tirolle: free to someone who can wear it

[Social] Faktor: icc is locked out
[Social] Raggy: :O Why?
[Social] Loverfix: Got quarantine
[Social] Faktor: some zoning dont work
[Social] Loverfix: Under martial law
[Social] Raggy: hmmm
[Social] Faktor: i now control Nlc
[Social] Raggy: Can you guys help me?
[Social] Manidooke: help with what raggy?
[Social] Troxsolja: ello Test
[Social] Faktor: hey trox
[Social] Raggy: im doing summin for school and i need a pic of some ppl stood next to each other waving... in AO
[Social] Faktor: 6 locked in trade
[Social] Manidooke: < is in pen.. can't help ya there
[Social] Raggy: damn
[Social] Raggy: and the grid dont work :@
[Social] Faktor: come to nlc and i can help ya
[Social] Troxsolja: is zoning working good now ?
[Social] Loverfix: < lock in Omni Ent
[Social] Faktor: nope
[Social] Raggy: Effing grid..
[Social] Troxsolja: damn ... my sold is prolly in BS now (on AORC now)
[Social] Troxsolja: my fixer is at ICC
[Social] Loverfix: Gonna go to red light district and chill out
[Social] Faktor: o.0
[Social] Raggy: Can i come... oh wait.. damn school work
[Social] Faktor: nice i can defy the zoning
[Social] Faktor: in icc now Razz
[Social] Raggy: o great.. now the Whompas dont work -.-'
[Social] Wildhands: hello

[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Troxozorz: secreatly ploting the destruction of all clams foreva!!! and making a sandwhich
[(AoD) Anarchists of Destruction] Troxozorz: im going to make a sandwhich and feed it to clans leaders, it will be poisoned

[Clan OOC] Cybershock: You attack Tax Collector Bob for 69 points of income damage. Critical hit.

Krugmeister: do i look fat in these jeans?
Kaitoujeanne: very hot Krug
Krugmeister: ^^
Krugmeister: sad, but in RL I'd be in a room feeling myself up

Tydis first time in the grid: /s Die all you upside down blue triangles!

[Jynx]

an old personal favorite of mine that got started cause of some randomness and late night boredness......

[Neutral Monster OOC] Heckler69: OMGz who trained all these advies on me!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Hecklorofst: jebus I got kited again NT h8 h8 h8 h8 omg I hate NTs
[Neutral Monster OOC] Hecklorofst: Hey 1337 is that NT still on my spawn spot?
[Neutral Monster OOC] Heck1337: yeah he is, omg stone, you got pwnzored, you suxx, you need to level up more so you can cast Booh!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Ergo: Come on Guys, keep the channel clear
[Neutral Monster OOC] Reetofparad: what a friggin party pooper, ergo h8!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Ergo: !tehkick Reetofparadise (reason: h8)
[Neutral Monster OOC] Slofpowah: hhehe Reet got pwned!
[Neutral Monster OOC] Ergo: I said keep it clear Sl.......