A quote each day, keeps the nerf-posts away

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:13:47

"I haven't been with a woman in nine months."

- Mike Tyson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:15:01

"I am a leader by default, only because nature does not allow a vacuum."

- Bishop Desmond Tutu

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:16:10

"Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower."

- Jim Carrey (who else?)

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:17:23

"Don't you get the idea I'm one of those goddam radicals. Don't get the idea I'm knocking the American system."

- Al Capone

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:18:44

"Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something.
Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap.
Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody."

- J. D. Salinger (

)

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:21:14

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger aka Conan THA Barber

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:22:58

" *arrfh* "

- Blodcreeper

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:24:13

"Barbie is just a doll."

- Mary Schmich

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:40:07

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

- William Shakespeare

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:41:30

"A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:42:40

"Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?"

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:45:02

Oh what the heck ill throw a little more quotes from Homer, hes just a genius. Be prepared here they come

"Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:46:29

"American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how's that for freedom of choice?"

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:47:56

"And how is 'education' supposed to make me feel smarter,everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!"

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 10:56:30

"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 11:10:56

"D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England."

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 11:12:10

"Dasher, Dancer... Prancer... Nixon, Comet, Cupid... Donna Dixon."

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 11:13:16

"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me.
As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...
thy will be done (munch munch munch.)"

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 11:14:18

"I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market guy."

- Homer Simpson

**CratroX** · Jul 26th, 2002, 11:15:24

"I want to watch TV in a different time zone."

- Homer Simpson

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