Does anyone not smell a rat here? I mean, suddenly, out of the blue the ICC and Omni-Tek come out and say “out of the goodness of our corporate hearts, we are going to sell you, the public, some prime Rubi-Ka real estate” and before the ink on the purchase contract is even dry, space aliens attack, making in one fell blow the value of said land tumble! I mean, who in their right mind would by a plot of land in a war zone?
So you got to think, are these two things, the land sale and the space alien attack connected? Is it just a coincidence that the land was put on sale just hours before the space aliens attack or could it be that both ICC and Omni-Tek knew about the incumbent invasion and figured they better cash in on the land now before it was too late? Would that not make this the biggest real estate scam of the century?
And where is Omni-Tek Armed Forces and Air Force when the space aliens attack? I was born neutral so I am used to looking after myself, but whatever happened to “Omni-Tek protects”?
A disgruntled citizen,
Dabblez
Director of Rubi-Ka Universal Robots