Citizens!
There is a cruel, barbaric practice currently happening on Rubi-Ka, which I hope all decent folk will help to help stamp out! I'm talking, of course, of the enslavement and torture of innocent leets, who are being forced to fight in "death-matches". People even bet on the outcome!
I'm sure you agree this is disgusting.
THIS MUST STOP!
People for the Ethical Treatment of All Leets (PETAL) calls for an immediate ban on Leet combat, and the reintroduction of these noble, gentle creatures to the wild.
Please support us by signing this petition and donating to a PETAL representative!